Dkarma

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Dkarma,

Yikes.

Dkarma,

Mitch hedberg was funnier and punched up…at ducks.

Dkarma,

Eh…it’s easier than that. You know what you’re told growing up.
Kids who are abused think that’s normal. Kids who are abused with religion also think that’s normal.

Kind of like how your dad’s fav sports team is your fav too cuz reasons. If your dad was Muslim you probably will be too.

Dkarma,

My ad hominem response is “you’d be speaking German if not for us…stfu about your survival bs”

Dkarma,

But it does mean they shouldn’t be taken seriously for any kind of health related advice in general.

Dkarma,

C’mon that’s not fair. Conservatives would always rather have their kids dead than literate. It’s supposed to be a hard choice for them.

How about. Wear a rainbow Speedo or drink bud light.

Now there’s a right wing conundrum.

Dkarma,

This post has so much BDE.

Incredibly based.

Dkarma,

I’ve watched the video in question.
That guy is just a dumb dick

Dkarma,

Nah. The distances are too vast. Even if you could touch 1/4 of light speed then that means to get anywhere you take light years and x4 and you start to see the issue.

Then there’s the time dilation thing. Suppose you do see some evidence…so u fly towards it. Only in the time it takes u to get there the civ is gone.

Dkarma,

I was happy for you until that last line…oof.

Dkarma,

I love telling boomers how easy their lives were and how they didn’t need to work half as hard as today’s youth.

Dkarma,

Yeah but the ones u get from a dollar store

Dkarma,

I’m loving the free $5000 they put on my microchip every month tho, ngl.

Dkarma,

Adventurous housewifeicus

Dkarma,

It’s a white hole. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Dkarma,

Jesus I hope this is a joke. I hate json 🙄

Dkarma,

We don’t call it kraft. It’s just Mac and cheese. Fuck Robert kraft.

Dkarma,

It’s easier to just say they’re stupid.

Dkarma,

Bible says at first breath. You’re wrong.

Dkarma,

This is my new fav pick up line.

Dkarma,

Ngl this is one of the best poke n stick tats I’ve seen.

Dkarma,

Christians waiting for jeebus

Dkarma,

False, this is obviously a lensing effect like when satellites look at black holes.

Dkarma,

Yes but you have to do it while balancing on a teeter totter

Dkarma,

I had a cat who was scared of my hamster once. That was pretty hilarious.

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