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ElBarto

@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works

I make shitty jokes, say dumb shit and post stupid Ai images and “memes”

Pixelfed: @hobo

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None of the numbers are centred.

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Free Egg And Rice.

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At this time of year?

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All you do is put the top between the palms of your hands and rub them together like you’ve just come up with an evil plan and they pop open.

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And that’s why you need a secure and tight plug.

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Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

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My country town is really into ballooning, so there’s always a bunch of balloons flying around here and there, so no one would even notice an extra one floating around, unless you were a dick and flying low.

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But I’m already midway through watching ds9

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It still makes me laugh all our building’s paths and stuff like that are judged by a floating air bubble in a coloured liquid.

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First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

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This is mine.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1baf7b6d-7cd6-4569-99f1-16cad08cc7f3.jpeg

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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

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My watch gave up on me and would patronize me when I walked to the fridge by saying “Congratulations” for just walking down the hall.

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So is that username pronounced “Ho Mobile” as in a car for hoes or “Homo Bile” as in stomach acid from gay people?

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For the same reason I only put $10 of fuel in at a time … I’M BROKE BITCH!

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Cutting ties with my dad, he was a giant angry child who would verbally and mentally abuse me and my mother and other family members.

Haven’t spoken to him in over 5 years and I’ve gotten overall happier and healthier both physically and mentally.

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My mid 20s niece who lost an argument with my 2 year old great-nephew and spent the rest of Christmas shitty because people (me) kept making fun of her.

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https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9998e22d-97d0-4d7b-a331-7c96b70aeceb.jpeg

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