Sabre363

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Sabre363,

I understood this, can I call myself a programmer now

Sabre363,

It’s more like encountering a rare stroke of genius and thinking I’m a literal god until two seconds later when I remember I’m still an idiot and my “genius” actually broke something important . . . again.

Sabre363,

How does one wash wi-fi? Any special detergents or temp settings?

Sabre363,

Is the train reversing or does the sequence of these images not make sense

Sabre363,

Til, crocodiles are wheelchair accessible.

Sabre363,

Girls are a myth, especially the real ones.

Sabre363,

But mayonnaise is good and useful in the right context. Mostly for making perfectly crisped grilled cheese.

Sabre363,

IIRC, telomeres are essentially the self-destruct button for DNA. They get shorter everytime DNA replicates and when they are all used up, DNA stops replicating and the cell destroys itself. The telomeres help prevent too many mutations from building up or cancer from forming.

They was some research on animals that indicates that resetting the telomeres can extend the lifespan of the animal. But, without the telomeres, cancer and mutations eventually kill the organism.

Sabre363,

Who’s Line is it Anyway had the right idea, the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

Sabre363,

They don’t want us to have cool cars anymore. Just ugly, oversized cruise ships that steal our data and try to drive themselves.

Sabre363,

Those are just increasingly smaller rocks

Sabre363,

The birdmen made the birds in their own image to spy on us

Sabre363,

The atmosphere doesn’t exist. It’s just another one of the lies the birdmen tell us so we won’t question the truth about airplanes.

Sabre363,

Oh I’m screaming, I just keep it on the inside so nobody can tell that I don’t have my shit together

Sabre363,

Pretty much my default settings. I think my brain might need a RAM update.

Sabre363,

Why do people try to convince themselves they like soup? It’s just so . . . wet.

Now a good chili, that’s were it’s at.

Sabre363,

My brain does not allow me to schedule convenient sad times

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