Sabre363

@Sabre363@sh.itjust.works

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Sabre363,

I have recently acquired some new comfy friends . . . it is indeed quite whelming.

Sabre363,

What a terribly awful font choice, the kerning of the anus is truly a travesty.

Sabre363,

The only real way to opt out of this shit is to start using a better cloud and nuke Dropbox from every computer you own

Sabre363,

They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

Sabre363, (edited )

Enjoy that moment kid, it’s all downhill from there.

Sabre363,

I refuse to do main quests until I literally have no other choice.

Sabre363,

Let’s start with the whiney orange guy, he’s the clear and present danger atm

Sabre363,

I petition that henceforth all words be pronounced in the spirit of Greek heroes

Sabre363,

Damn, even the state doesn’t want me

Sabre363,

I didn’t know who you are. I didn’t know what you want. But I will find you, and I will desire you.

Sabre363,

I wish my Grandma did this. Instead she just judged me for rejecting religion and lack of straightness.

Sabre363,

And a disturbing lack of ever-important money

Sabre363,

I would visit every corner of the world trying to find all the loot and collectables

Sabre363,

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

Sabre363,

The volume knob makes all the problems disappear

Sabre363,

I have to do this just so my dyslexic ass can read it. If its all spaced the same then it just looks like a giant wall of giberish.

Sabre363,

A disturbing amount of people put up Christmas trees on November 1st, I think the December region has been invading all the other months.

Sabre363,

This might be why my friends call me a robot.

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