SlopppyEngineer

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SlopppyEngineer,

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”

Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

SlopppyEngineer,

sin rigs

Let me guess, it comes in 50 shades of grey

SlopppyEngineer,

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

SlopppyEngineer,

People: “Government should be run like a business”

Government: “Speed enforcement is now done by a private business. You’re welcome.”

People: “They’re now trying to squeeze every less cent out of us with speed enforcement!”

Business: “Efficiency!”

Masimatutu, to memes
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Impossible

@memes
h/t to @StefanThinks

SlopppyEngineer,

When it’s propaganda and misinformation dressing up as free speech, yes.

SlopppyEngineer,

I work with people in three different time zones. There is always someone having a flower festival, religious day or national holiday. Nobody gets offended for forgetting a holiday or if they did they don’t last long.

SlopppyEngineer,

Meanwhile in Romania there is a measles epidemic because less people vaccinate their children.

SlopppyEngineer,

Not for a lack of trying, but nothing small scale works well.

SlopppyEngineer,

And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

SlopppyEngineer,

Originally Christmas celebrations were 12 days. It’s still accepted to keep an decorations up until the 12th day, so that means you can start taking things down on Epiphany

SlopppyEngineer,

No need for /s because that’s exactly how it works.

“If you hate the right people and say the right things, you are Good People, and Good People can’t do no wrong. If you’re not one of the Good People, you can do no right. Laws and rationalizations are there to punish those that are not Good People.”

SlopppyEngineer,

Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

SlopppyEngineer,

“The riskier the road, the greater the profit.” ~Rules of Acquisition

SlopppyEngineer,

Their precious economies can’t survive beyond 2050. Damages from climate disasters will be big enough to make every economy shrink and make the Great Depression look like child’s play.

SlopppyEngineer,

and drive trucks for work.

Over here (in Europe) they just changed that. Reduced tariff is only for trucks registered to a company. Private persons pay full. It cut back on truck sales drastically.

SlopppyEngineer,

It’s why the EU voted in regulations today against single use packaging despite howls of protest from the fast food industry.

SlopppyEngineer,

Taxes are gone.

Everybody: yay!

Police: protection money and speed traps it is

Everybody: oh no!

SlopppyEngineer,

Because I use the only one that I can remember.

SlopppyEngineer,

The heat index — a combination of temperature and humidity — hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.

Yeah, that’s Celsius.

SlopppyEngineer,

Maybe it’s just a volume thing

Yes. Once a certain volume and popularity has been reached Eternal September happens and mainstream users flood in carrying alot of opinions, followed by companies who want to advertise to those new users.

How that works in a federated system is going to be interesting. There is no central site or node. Maybe there will be a separate commercial federation network.

SlopppyEngineer,

That’s what schools with zero tolerance policies teach children: hit the bully with extreme prejudice as you’re punished anyway even for defending.

SlopppyEngineer,

Try dubbing for ruining native-language movies.

SlopppyEngineer,

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

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