A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he’s taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: “how much do they give around here for a blowjob?” The boy promptly answers: “One snicker bar, sir.”
Yeah, that’s the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.
Sure, the first year (or two) of COVID were wretched, but most of those barriers have since cleared — yet I’m still struggling. I’ve noticed the same with a number of people within my family and neighbourhood....
I work with people in three different time zones. There is always someone having a flower festival, religious day or national holiday. Nobody gets offended for forgetting a holiday or if they did they don’t last long.
Originally Christmas celebrations were 12 days. It’s still accepted to keep an decorations up until the 12th day, so that means you can start taking things down on Epiphany
No need for /s because that’s exactly how it works.
“If you hate the right people and say the right things, you are Good People, and Good People can’t do no wrong. If you’re not one of the Good People, you can do no right. Laws and rationalizations are there to punish those that are not Good People.”
Their precious economies can’t survive beyond 2050. Damages from climate disasters will be big enough to make every economy shrink and make the Great Depression look like child’s play.
Over here (in Europe) they just changed that. Reduced tariff is only for trucks registered to a company. Private persons pay full. It cut back on truck sales drastically.
The heat index — a combination of temperature and humidity — hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.
Yes. Once a certain volume and popularity has been reached Eternal September happens and mainstream users flood in carrying alot of opinions, followed by companies who want to advertise to those new users.
How that works in a federated system is going to be interesting. There is no central site or node. Maybe there will be a separate commercial federation network.
Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.
Unionize even harder (lemmy.world)
title edit: Let us Unionize even harder
She was right in 1992, the Catholic Church is still filled with pedophiles. (lemmy.world)
Flight sim people are on another level (startrek.website)
Is it just my circle, or has it been a challenge getting into the Christmas/holiday spirit the last couple of years?
Sure, the first year (or two) of COVID were wretched, but most of those barriers have since cleared — yet I’m still struggling. I’ve noticed the same with a number of people within my family and neighbourhood....
They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are (lemmy.world)
Happy Holidays (lemmy.ml)
Radical Honesty (mander.xyz)
I'll do it tomorrow I swear (lemmy.world)
The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
AMEN!
Unbelievable (lemmy.world)
NASA has some explaining to do (startrek.website)
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
Looking at you, Google and Unity. (sh.itjust.works)
copium28 (discuss.tchncs.de)
link to article: nytimes.com/…/uae-cop28-documents-al-jaber.html...
Before long, it'll be all grill and drivers won't be able to see which direction they're going. (startrek.website)
Microplastic overdose (lemmy.world)
trust me bro (lemmy.ml)
It would have to be a VERY lazy dog to allow a fox to jump over it anyway. (lemmy.world)
Earth has a cold (lemmy.ml)
Every sign has a story (lemmy.today)
I didn’t plan this far ahead (lemmy.world)
Everytime (lemmy.ml)
And thus my subtitle requirement was born (lemmy.world)