SlopppyEngineer

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SlopppyEngineer,

sin rigs

Let me guess, it comes in 50 shades of grey

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Funny how this is a Twitter post as half of all satellites orbiting earth (5581 out of 11300) are owned by Musk.

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And at worst send death threats if somebody else posts things not to their liking, because freeze peach.

SlopppyEngineer,

Yeah, if you’re working it all just becomes decorations along your commute, interrupted by a few busy family days followed by more work.

SlopppyEngineer,

Classic schooled actors with theater experience are being replaced by young actors using basic conversational speech and volume. More natural but not that easy to understand.

SlopppyEngineer,

Meanwhile in Romania there is a measles epidemic because less people vaccinate their children.

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People: “Government should be run like a business”

Government: “Speed enforcement is now done by a private business. You’re welcome.”

People: “They’re now trying to squeeze every less cent out of us with speed enforcement!”

Business: “Efficiency!”

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Their precious economies can’t survive beyond 2050. Damages from climate disasters will be big enough to make every economy shrink and make the Great Depression look like child’s play.

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I work with people in three different time zones. There is always someone having a flower festival, religious day or national holiday. Nobody gets offended for forgetting a holiday or if they did they don’t last long.

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Taxes are gone.

Everybody: yay!

Police: protection money and speed traps it is

Everybody: oh no!

SlopppyEngineer,

The heat index — a combination of temperature and humidity — hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.

Yeah, that’s Celsius.

SlopppyEngineer,

“The riskier the road, the greater the profit.” ~Rules of Acquisition

Masimatutu, to memes
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Impossible

@memes
h/t to @StefanThinks

SlopppyEngineer,

When it’s propaganda and misinformation dressing up as free speech, yes.

SlopppyEngineer,

That’s what schools with zero tolerance policies teach children: hit the bully with extreme prejudice as you’re punished anyway even for defending.

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If somebody starts with that “call me doctor” stuff, I’ll insist they’ll call me engineer. It’s also a legally protected title.

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All over Asia every time the temperature in the evening goes from scorching to bearable for me, everybody there starts pulling out sweaters and jackets.

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Pushes daughter out the door

“Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

“Daaaaaad!”

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I google the plot of the movie and ruin the ending in my answers to those questions. Now they’re a lot more careful with asking questions.

SlopppyEngineer,

(Sorry mom & dad, nothing personal)

Retirement and a nursing home are no longer economically feasible and my landlord doesn’t allow additional residents, so good luck out there mom & dad.

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

SlopppyEngineer,

It can’t be bargained with, it can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!.. ever… until you are dead!

How animals feel about humans

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It’s basic game theory and a race to the bottom. They either come together to set a bottom, do it by threat of violence or by law.

Game theory pay workers less pay workers more
Go easy on workers outcompeted outcompeted
Squeeze workers profit outcompeted
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Probably a picture of a quality control lab in a food factory. They’re pretty anal about everything being within spec for safety, product consistency and legal reasons.

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I’ve known a guy making predictions using astrology. Then his predictions completely missed COVID, only one of the biggest disruptions in our lives, and never talked about astrology again.

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Next summer is going to be fun if El Nino pattern holds. It would mean that this year with heat domes, forest fires and floods was just the preview and next year is the main event.

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