SuckMyWang

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SuckMyWang, (edited )

Chez Squilly Yo 💯💯

SuckMyWang, (edited )

If we’re adding real world hypotheticals you would be paying for your shit on card anyway. You just go to the bank with how ever many truck loads of $100 bills when ever you needed a top up. Secondly you wouldn’t be doing it yourself, you pay someone else to do it. Thirdly as soon as the government found out you effectively had a money printer they would put you in prison or disappear you to prevent you from collapsing their money system, not to mention the serial numbers on the notes would have to be fraudulent because they wouldn’t match up with mints. And finally any physical object with an infinite quantity would be the size of the universe, likely causing either black hole or destroying the universe and us along with it. So in closing what sounds like a great situation is probably worth any potential risk

SuckMyWang,

No no, all this nuance and logic ruins the meme. Life and the human brain is simple and boils down to a few easy steps

SuckMyWang,

If this persons body is resorting to storing fat in his palms I’m worried about what the rest of them looks like

SuckMyWang, (edited )

I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.

I didn’t kill myself.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

This is the same grouping fallacy as the vaccine arguments. A lot of these people have trouble understanding nuance. The vaccine can be harmful to some and beneficial to others, it’s on a scale and it’s impossible to know who falls where on the scale. That doesn’t mean overall it’s a bad thing to do.

For op’s example there are some leftists who are lazy and weak, there are also some who are ruthless and there are some that are ruling class elites. The problem is when their groups are applied to the whole to suit whatever narrative they want it becomes nonsensical and dangerous.

SuckMyWang,

I wear gloves when slicing chillies for aesthetic reasons only

SuckMyWang,

This is a feature not a bug

SuckMyWang, (edited )

They don’t need to be silenced but they don’t deserve an outrage powered megaphone to spread as much outrage for clicks as possible

SuckMyWang,

Hmm it was born on its birthday too. That’s crazy

SuckMyWang,

Family talking: “what does Garry like these days?”

Family talking: “hmm. I don’t really know.”

Family talking: “he kind of goes to work a bit but he doesn’t do much else.”

Family talking: “silent thinking”

Family talking: “Alcohol?”

Family talking: “yes! That’s what Garry does, i mean that’s what Garry is, I mean that’s WHO Garry is. An alcoholic. Garry the alcoholic.”

SuckMyWang,

If we cause a recession poor people will happily work 70 hours a week for the same pay. They’ll finally appreciate what we do for them by letting them work at our companies that they subsidise with their taxes

SuckMyWang, (edited )

Don’t listen to them. The year is a write off. Take the opportunity to start drinking before 9am, binge eat, stop talking to family and friends and start calling in sick to experiment with drugs. You’ve got nothing left to lose

SuckMyWang,

I’ll be a little disappointed if we don’t tbh

SuckMyWang,

My worldview just got a little brighter

SuckMyWang,

Depends where the cheese entered the body

SuckMyWang,

Doesn’t pay rent and eats all the ticks it wants. If that’s not winning I’ll need to reassess my life goals

SuckMyWang, (edited )

God damnit Sedrick, I’ve been waiting for nearly half an hour. There’s a fly in my soup and I need you to get the bloody thing out

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