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TheMightyCanuck,
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Moth memes need to make a come back

TheMightyCanuck,
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My wife has this issue all the time and she says it’s her tell for when she’s dreaming. She often uses it as a que to help her lucid dream

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Moved to a cold climate after years in a desert

Me: why do the evergreens not lose there leaves?

My wife: EVER… GREEN. Ffs they’re coniferous

Sometimes I amaze myself with my own genius

TheMightyCanuck,
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Please God no. We already have Texas lite with Alberta

Source: Albertan

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“Better protect the sweet, innocent (totally never misused the court system before) multi-billion dollar corporations. ESPECIALLY NINTENDO”

Hot take

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So your base issue isn’t theft… it’s rampant capitalism?

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I live near the arctic circle… it’s usually -25°C by now… it’s +8° today.

We’re so fucked 🙃

TheMightyCanuck,
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T- minus 7 months till I’m gonna 😁😢😁

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Thank you 🥳

TheMightyCanuck,
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Him and Stamets are like celebrities in this place

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Edit: because my social anxiety leaks into text and I have a desperate need to over share and over explain so people don’t mistake my thought or meaning.

TheMightyCanuck,
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2meta4me

TheMightyCanuck,
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Laugh at my grave. See how much I give a shit lololol

TheMightyCanuck,
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Except Israel is more of a 500 lb genocidal Silverback gorilla

TheMightyCanuck,
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Almost missed the subtle detail on the bottle lmao

TheMightyCanuck,
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“Good” at war : ✅️

Human rights : ❌️

Supporting catholic genocide : ✅️

We have a really weird history that isn’t really something to be proud of…

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I mean, if they paid for it… shouldn’t they enjoy it how they want? It doesn’t affect anyone else

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Not you Picard… say it ain’t so!!

It’s a zipper merge if the lane closes. Use all available lanes and alternate the right of way to keep traffic moving. It’s assholes who think they’re high and mighty that cause headaches in these situations

TheMightyCanuck,
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It’s like a week away?? Who tf says it’s too early at this point

TheMightyCanuck,
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They’re commonly referred to as cobra chickens and the majority of Canadians hate them with a firey passion.

Edit: I was way too stoned when I wrote this lmao. Leaving up for the laughs

TheMightyCanuck,
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Where can I get one!!

TheMightyCanuck,
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GOD DAMN THEM ALL

TheMightyCanuck,
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The LAST of barrets privateers

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Meat sweats lmao

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