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I used to sell books back in the day in a super hippie crunchy counter culture town.

One day this guy came in we lovingly described as “a little bit fried”… Heavy drug use left him just a little crispy around the edges.

But he was making an effort, he had on a suit and tie that was maybe 20 years out of date. A GoodWill find probably.

“Hey man, is there a book that can help me fix a hole in my resume?”

“Well… it kinda depends on how big a hole you’re talking about and what you were doing…”

. . .

“I TOOK TEN YEARS OFF TO FOLLOW THE DEAD!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘”

“You know, in any OTHER town that could work against you… in THIS town… you could put that ON your resume and have people go ‘DUDE! WHAT SHOWS DID YOU SEE???’”

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$4 a pop? Pretty good… But I gotta say, I’ve already seen the ones I’m interested in. Maybe the Holdovers.

I heard about Poor Things and watched the trailer and I think that’s too weird even for me and I love good, weird movies.

youtu.be/RlbR5N6veqw

What's (are) the funniest/stupidest way(s) you've broken your linux setup?

Tinkering is all fun and games, until it’s 4 am, your vision is blurry, and thinking straight becomes a non-option, or perhaps you just get overly confident, type something and press enter before considering the consequences of the command you’re about to execute… And then all you have is a kernel panic and one thought...

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Not me, but one I saw… dude used chmod to lock down permissions across the board… including root… including the chmod command.

“What do I do?”

🤔

“Re-install?”

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I still won’t buy a phone without a microSD slot.

GET OFF MY LAWN!

jordanlund,
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Watching this thread. I’ve been LOST ever since Fry’s fell apart. :(

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Spetsdöd.

I guarantee you’ve never heard of it because it only appears in a series of novels by Steve Perry, the Matador books.

The gag is, it glues to the back of your hand. The barrel runs along your index finger, and you fire it by pointing your finger and touching the barrel tip with your fingernail.

It fires microdarts which can have a variety of effects, the #1 use being a drug called “Spasm” which makes every muscle in the body contract involuntarily, leaving the victim tied in a knot for 6 months.

The original trilogy of books:

The Man Who Never Missed
Matadora
The Machiavelli Interface

Then solo books after:

The Albino Knife
Black Steel
Brother Death
Churl

Prequels:

Omega Cage
The 97th Step
The Musashi Flex

jordanlund,
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I think the trick is “XL” is not a standard size. Some places top out at 12 inches, other places go to 16 inches.

Here’s a 12" recipe:

sugarspunrun.com/the-best-pizza-dough-recipe/

Here’s a 16" recipe:

www.cento.com/recipes/pizza/pizza_dough_ball.php

jordanlund,
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Because men are told that talking about things like that makes them creeps.

jordanlund,
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His right eye looks a little cloudy. Is noisy boi OK?

What is your unpopular flim opinion

I’ll go first. Mine is that I can’t stand the Deadpool movies. They are self aware and self referential to an obnoxious degree. It’s like being continually reminded that I am in a movie. I swear the success of that movie has directly lead to every blockbuster having to have a joke every 30 seconds

jordanlund,
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Stanley Kubrick never made an original film, they are all adaptations of other creators original works.

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Useless. It separates the content from OP so they never see replies. Worse than spam, spam at least has a point to it.

jordanlund,
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In this case, since it’s two different communities, nottheonion and offbeat, I don’t think there’s a way to do that.

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Not his BEST, but he has a blink and you miss it cameo in Runaway Train, I think that was his first movie. Playing an inmate in an Alaskan prison.

jordanlund,
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“Defeated” implies being stopped by an external force, I don’t see that happening.

It will collapse under it’s own weight in less than a century.

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I generally respond with “Yeah, wake me up when Gnu has it’s own bootable kernel… it’s only been 34 years…”

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I think the only person offended was that one NBC executive who was buddies with noted double murderer OJ Simpson.

jordanlund,
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As you get older, it speeds up too!

I recognize it’s not quite New Years, but soon it will feel like I turned around and, crap! How is it 4th of July already?

What is Something Scientific that you just don't believe in at all?

EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something...

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The Monty Hall problem.

You are given a choice of three doors, let’s call them 1, 2, and 3.

Behind one of the doors is a fabulous prize. Behind the other two are joke prizes worth nothing.

You are asked to pick a door. It doesn’t matter which one you choose, because it’s not opened inmediately.

Instead, the host opens one of the doors you did not pick to reveal the gag gift.

He then asks you if you want to change your choice.

What are the chances of winning? Should you choose a different door, or keep your existing choice?

The math says, your chance of winning if you stay with your choice is 1/3. Revealing the contents of one door does not change that, it’s still 1/3.

Switching to the other door gives you a 2/3 chance of winning. Not 1/2 or 1/3.

behavioralscientist.org/steven-pinker-rationality…

“If the car is behind Door 1, you lose. If the car is behind Door 2, Monty would have opened Door 3, so you would switch to Door 2 and win. If the car is behind Door 3, he would have opened Door 2, so you would switch to Door 3 and win. The odds of winning with the “Switch” strategy are two in three, double the odds of staying.”

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