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Macaroni_ninja, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

It’s fake, Its a crooked depiction of a toxic relationship which is fucked up, I know, but why would a guy need to be reminded to clean up, or care for their children?

I see everyone is quick to jump on the domestic abuse hate train, but if you are a guy and not doing these things in a relationship you are just as fucked up as this imaginary psycho partner.

Smoogs, (edited )

At first I was thinking they were making fun of people who go to the ‘she’s a nag’ absurdity(it is in shitPost ). Sadly some misogynists got triggered in here.

RoseRose56, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?
@RoseRose56@lemmy.world avatar

Where I can find womens like her? asking for a friend!

afraid_of_zombies,

Anywhere. Now keeping that relationship going will be the tricky part. Think of it cynically. If the only thing you are doing for her is giving her money and adding to the workload she can get your money and not have to work for you by getting divorced. Who doesn’t want to do less work for the same amount of money? She won’t have a relationship with you she will have it with your bank account.

In general I try to be sympathetic to new parents. I was terrified to watch my first born when she was born. Everything else I could help with but I kept worrying that something would happen if I watched our baby alone. It took time, and I built confidence. Then mom was able to run errands or have fun for a few hours. The thing is I wanted to improve.

superduperenigma, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Sure, she may have infantalized him to an embarrassing degree, but at least she posted it online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage is and how transactional their sex live is.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Excuse me, but, she made it transactional.

TseseJuer,

no shit, are you illiterate?

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Look at the chart, she made it… I don’t understand where the confusion is…

TseseJuer,

this has already been proven to be a joke post

can,

online so the entire world can see how unhealthy their marriage

Not to mention their fucking child. Hopefully “daddy” is just a nickname.

StarPupil,

Unless the throw up he’s cleaning and blown out diaper he’s changing are hers, probably not. Also “rugrats” he bathed.

can,

Well damn

BeefPiano, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

“Get out of the dog house card” isn’t going to work the way either of them think. Pulling that card when you’re in the doghouse is not going to make her fine with whatever upset her. There’s a good chance she’ll say she’s “fine” because she doesn’t want to renege on her chart, but whatever conflict isn’t going to resolve itself because he gave her that card.

Trading sex for chores is gross. I don’t want a BJ or lap-dance from a partner that is only doing it because the sticker chart says she has to.

It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad. You don’t get an award for doing the bare minimum!

Both of these people are demonstrating the emotional intelligence of a block of cheese.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I guess I’m just kinky, because the idea of chores for sex sounds pretty awesome to me.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It sound good till you actually experience that and realize how degrading it is.

Look, I’m a male and I completely get the “I’m horny all the time” aspect of males, but… if she did this, that’s a complete downer for me. Mind you, I love sex, I would have it a few times a day if I could.

Rolando,

I think that the key is to have a “safe word”.

Buddahriffic,

Does she want sex or does she want chores done? Because if it’s just the latter, then I wouldn’t really want sex either.

If you’re ever handed a chore chart and it’s not part of a kink, then assume your relationship is in serious trouble.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was thinking more in terms of the latter. If it’s part of a kink, sure.

Kusimulkku,

It sound good till you actually experience that and realize how degrading it is.

Some are into that

Signtist,

It depends on how seriously it’s followed. My wife will often say something along the lines of “if you make dinner I’ll let you feel me up,” but it’s with the mutual understanding that she knows I’d make her dinner because she asked regardless of the reward, and I know she wouldn’t offer it if she wasn’t happy to give it - she just wants to make sure we have dinner first.

This chart’s a bit too far, though, since it’s a more long-term commitment that doesn’t factor in everyone’s feelings at the time that the rewards come due, but I could see that being circumvented in the event that a “rain check” could be called if someone’s not feeling it at that moment.

ch00f,
dditty,

I was in a relationship with a controlling partner who made something very similar to this back in ~2016. I can’t remember exactly what was on it, but there was definitely a sexual favor reward for some amount of chores (it was like I had to give her X hour-long full body massages or smth) 💀

GrayBackgroundMusic,

true mvp

funkless_eck,

🎵 the lap dance is better when the stripper has stiiickers 🎵

figjam,

I mean, yeah. I love stickers!

Geobloke,

Said her name was Bambi

Buddahriffic,

Had about as much teeth as a jack-o’-lantern.

Classy,

I was gonna say, the way I care for our kid, if we had done this chart I wouldn’t have had time to do anything but get continuous blow jobs and lap dances!

SpaceNoodle,

Don’t slander cheese like that.

jopepa,

Imagine the French and Italian retaliation if they had said wheel of cheese.

Kecessa,

I’m kind of disturbed by the fact that they call it “being in the dog house”… Is it a common expression in English?

papalonian,

Someone else answered but yes it’s a boomer expression. Basically to mean you’re in trouble with your spouse. (They aren’t letting you in their bed so you go to sleep with your dog in the dog house.)

WhiteOakBayou,

Yes, I’ve never heard a real person use it but I’ve heard it on TV enough to know what it means. I think it’s a boomer expression.

JackbyDev,

Trading sex for chores is gross.

Don’t kink shame.

chetradley,

It’s also insane that things like washing dishes or packing lunches or changing diapers aren’t part of the baseline expectations for a dad.

This is the one that gets me the most. Like, I do the majority of a lot of these things in addition to taking my kid to daycare, doing almost all of the cooking, etc. I do it because I want to help my family, not because I’m saving up for a toothy blowjob.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I do all that, and yet, it’s still not enough… always expected to do more and nagged about not doing enough.

chetradley,

Sounds like you need to put the toilet seat down more lol

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s always down.

Mananasi, to memes in Spices too

I am very sad I can’t eat these anymore due to IBS

Stegotron,

I was this way for years. I eventually recovered a lot and slowly weened back onto them. Good luck and take care.

Mananasi,

Thank you for the kind words! I didn’t know I could maybe have these again at some point in the future. Did you just try them every now and again to see how you reacted? Do you still need to watch out?

Defectus,

Same for me when i had ibd (still do but in remission). But after bettering my gut microbiome I could eat everything again.

fckreddit, (edited ) to comicstrips in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

Staying a virgin is easy. Just develop a shitty personality or maybe even a personality disorder like I did and viola, you are now a forever virgin.

However, living as a virgin is much more difficult. Between self-loathing and depression, you could turn suicidal. Again like I did.

TheRealLinga,

Sorry to hear man, I hope you have found some way to move on and enjoy life

fckreddit,

At this point, the best I can do is hope. I am lost. Thanks though.

starkzarn, to privacy in Ah yes, smart lights need Tor.

It’s just an NTP pool. The device is trying to update it’s time. Likely it made many other requests to other servers when this one didn’t work.

Maintaining up to date lists of anything is a game of whack a mole, so you’re always going to get weird results.

If you’re actually unsure, pcap the traffic on your pfsense box and see for yourself. NTP is an unencrypted protocol, so tshark or Wireshark will have no problem telling you all about it.

That said, I’d still agree with the other poster about local integration with home assistant and just block that sucker from the Internet.

lemming741, (edited )

Similar to forwarding all DNS traffic to my pihole, I also forward 123 to the opnsense NTP server.

czardestructo,
@czardestructo@lemmy.world avatar

Agreed. To add to this because the traffic is being blocked it keeps retrying so it’s inflating the traffic size. I have about 14 tplink WiFi switches on a vlan and my pfsense rule for NTP is less than 6 megabytes. OP is conflating legitimate NTP traffic with Tor.

LinkOpensChest_wav, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

This isn’t real. This can’t be real.

Can it?

Vespair,

It’s “real” in that it’s not photoshopped, but it was never really used and was always just a dumb joke for social media:

babygaga.com/truth-about-daddys-sticker-chart-rev…

y’all taking literal boomer humor at face value. That’s embarrassing

LinkOpensChest_wav,

y’all taking literal boomer humor at face value. That’s embarrassing

I literally asked if it was real lol.

Thanks for answering.

Vespair,

Sorry, the “y’all” was directed at the rest who weren’t questioning this bait; I didn’t mean to imply it was towards you

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Oh gotcha. I’m so used to the singular use of “y’all” because of my social circle haha

Vespair,

All good, it was an understandable way to read my comment and entirely my fault for being unclear. But I think we’re good. Cheers ✌

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Yep, no problem. Have a good one!

answersplease77, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Look it’s the only row with full stickers. He was probably forcing their kid to throw up just so that he can clean it. This’s grim as shit

CazRaX,

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.

Traegert, to comicstrips in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

We’re losing customers love

You could offer better service dates and lower prices infidelity

Haha no, I’m just gonna merge have children

Gnelfo,

Are you ok?

Traegert, (edited )

No. Do I come off as okay?

AgentGrimstone, to memes in Spices too

When I first started to cook for myself, I ignored using onions and garlic because I didn’t think they would make that big a difference 🤡

LemmyKnowsBest,

I always thought onions and garlic made breath bad so I don’t put them on anything and I don’t give them to anyone.

gravitas_deficiency, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

no nagging for a week

Wow, there’s just so much to unpack from just that sentence, let alone the chart.

WeeSheep,

Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers. Reminding him to care for his kids because he doesn’t recognize how children as his responsibility is now a women’s personality issue, rather than a man’s personality issue. It’s wild that a woman doing merely most of the care work and the full entirety of family organization from cleaning to meals has become something to look down on as a woman failing rather than men being irresponsible and not respecting their spouse.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m really surprised this got downvoted… don’t get me wrong, I downvoted as well, but… this is not what I expected.

activ8r,

Wow. What an incredibly sexist comment.

RaoulDook,

You may be right in general, but none of that is a good excuse for a transactional sex life.

If I wanted to exchange services (labor) for sex, I could simply take the money earned from labor to purchase it from a prostitute. That is not what a marriage should be like.

stevehobbes,

I don’t think the kids pay you to clean up their puke or blowouts.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

women tend to

I’m gonna stop you right there dawg

Drewelite,

Men tend to trend more irresponsible, women more neurotic, in my experience. There’s plenty of exceptions, but on the whole that’s what I’ve seen. Neither is good, both can collapse a relationship. In straight relationships this can result in women taking on everything. Even where she’s overcome (or not originally had) any neuroticism, a sufficiently irresponsible man can still put the problem on her shoulders.
What I think you’re omitting is that this can happen in reverse.

Even when a man overcomes (or didn’t originally have) any irresponsibility, a sufficiently neurotic woman can still put all the problems on him. He has to pull the tasks away from her because she thinks only she can do it ‘right’. Only then can he pull his weight. But he then must also do the dance of convincing his partner that he’s doing a good job, or she’ll just feel compelled to do the work again herself.

Of course most relationships are somewhere between these extremes. And some even see the roles reversed. People are, of course, extremely diverse. But this is a common pattern I’ve seen.

WeeSheep,

Well put!

Katrisia, (edited )

Unfortunately, women tend to want partners, men want caregivers.

Thank you. Nobody’s seeing that. All the comments saying the woman is mean, instead of talking about how irresponsible the man must be that he needs a reward system to do what he should be doing on his own* for his family.

*I’m not sure if it’s the right expression. I mean by his own volition and out of responsibility.

Edit: I won’t acknowledge the rest of your comment because, honestly, it got confusing.

gravitas_deficiency,

You are making a lot of sweeping generalizations that are wildly inaccurate. Some of those statements (hell, maybe all of them) may be true for certain socio-political subgroups of our society, but I absolutely do not agree that that’s the dynamic through which most heterosexual people view their partners (or more accurately, the idea of a partner).

You’re basically just regurgitating the “atomic family” ethos from back in the 1950s.

taanegl,

Look at his eyes, and look at his face… this is the trained male.

Long have nation states and governments tried to break the male, to wrangle the male into a submissive state, but none are more successful than the woman sociopath.

The female sociopath is in many ways addicted to control. Her one impulse to anything the male does is how she can turn it into her advantage, to control the male entirely.

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs, so it’s up to him wether or not the pain and degradation is worth it. 4/10 males say it is.

Look at his eyes. He’s truly worked for this.

Fribbtastic,

Why did I read that with the David Attenborough voice in mind?

bobs_monkey,

Luckily for the male, the sociopath woman gives fierce blowjobs

Honestly that’s a 50/50 shot between fierce and dead fish. I have proclivity for crazy, and a good half the time it’s all for show and a real disappointment at game time. That all said, always test drive the car before signing the paperwork.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Listen to this guy, he knows what he’s talking about

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Also … if you have too many questions for the transaction from the start … it probably isn’t a worthwhile transaction.

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

On the contrary, given my current life experience, I damn well diserve answers to all the questions I may have… if there are none or not enough, yes, the transaction is not worthwile.

Kecessa,

Look guys, I’ve spotted the incel!

taanegl, (edited )

Voluntary. I’m ace. But I’m also an aspiring Gonzo writer. Check my other comments.

iheartneopets,

Wtaf did I just read, and why god does it have so many up votes. Please let this be a copy pasta.

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a sarcastic view on what the meme depicts. We are in shitposts after all.

Kecessa,

“sarcastic”

Yeah I wouldn’t get my hopes up

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s the fun part about sarcasm, you never know how much of what that person said or wrote he really identifies with.

TseseJuer,

it’s hilarious nonetheless

Psythik,

Because it’s entertaining.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Lad should just whack it to succubus porn like the rest of us.

almar_quigley, to comicstrips in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

Boomer humor

PatMustard,

I get more of a school bully vibe from it. The stereotypical old person joke is “wife bad”, this sounds more like something a self-described “alpha male” would say.

Viking_Hippie,

“Bullying and sex-shaming funny” is just as much of a boomer humor cliché as “wife bad”, though.

fushuan,

“sure was hard when you mom was bouncing on it last night”

…and that’s a beating from the bully.

Shiggles,

Needs the last panel to be blue shirt tied to a kite and flying away.

almar_quigley,

I can picture it and it’s wonderful!

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. Can confirm that “virgin”, " nerd", and “<homophobic slur>” were preferred punch lines by the boomers.

almar_quigley,

Also judging people for having a harmless hobby that doesn’t conform to their world view.

hemko,

By millenials still early 2000s, and you have to add ethnic slurs on that list

almar_quigley,

We watched an old episode of friends for nostalgia recently and the whole punchline of the entire episode was “yeah but you kissed a dude”.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wasn’t nerd still common bullying word in 80’ and 90’? Then nerds became the richest people with the internet and it doesn’t work anymore.

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A comeback to likely piss off said boomer since they are probably homophobic too.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/70c74268-a90c-46e6-8d83-537e203b0638.jpeg

Anticorp,

The original was better, since he left the antagonizer to his misery without any engagement, and went back to having fun.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Except that he’s scowling.

Anticorp,

Oh, that wasn’t obvious on my phone screen until I zoomed in just now.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It is actually kind of nice that your mind went to him just enjoying life and not being bothered by bullies.

TimewornTraveler, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

Holy fucking shit his face…

This woman is the epitome of the scorecard partner.

LemmyKnowsBest,

He looks like a man who forgot that divorce is an option.

Bassman27, to lemmyshitpost in How much for cuddles?

This guy is 100% poisoning his kids so they can throw up

EnderMB,

If it’s a baby, then my man is going to be getting it non-stop.

bartlebee,

The pro move is to self-induce vomiting on your own dick so she has to help you clean it up.

kromem,

Munchausen’s by blowjob

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