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rmuk, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

If my penis looked like that I’d focus on medical attention first and blasting it with hot air second.

0ops,

I take it you’re circumcised?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

That penis also looks circumised cause you can see the urethra

BilboBargains, to memes in California in a nutshell

Meth you say?

Venat0r, to memes in California in a nutshell

Surely there’s also meth in the coastal area too.

Wooshock, to memes in California in a nutshell

Learn to swim

…in meth.

FlickOfTheBean,

That blue color on the map? Believe it or not, liquid meth

Kolanaki, to memes in California in a nutshell
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

F

SlopppyEngineer, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
smeg,

Bean would make a hell of a QA

wreckedcarzz, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I have to do it ugh unzips

WhatsHerBucket, to memes in California in a nutshell
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

No mention of cannabis lol

youCanCallMeDragon,
@youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world avatar

The Venn diagram of places with cannabis use and places in the US is a circle my friend

WhatsHerBucket,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

I agree completely, but I was referring to places it’s grown. Not many states have the climate to grow outdoors.

I was thinking places like Humboldt :)

Rodeo,

I live in Canada and I grow it outdoors.

It doesn’t require desert weather.

scottywh,

Grows fine outdoors in Colorado… And Georgia… And Florida… Or so I’ve “heard

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Humboldt is great but even places like Sac can grow amazing weed

My neighbors growing up grew huge, amazing plants for a couple years, would give my parents a ton for help trimming n caring for em while they were at work or on vacation or shit like that

The only places I’ve been in CA I haven’t caught either a grow op or someone growing a personal or two were all in the mountains and in the winter

I even knew a guy who lived near death valley that grew some outdoors, but never got to try it

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s everywhere

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now that it’s legal, it’s not really regional to in and around Humboldt County; there are weed farms in the central valley now. Also, meth is stronger and much more present outside the green strip.

Anticorp, to memes in California in a nutshell

Most of that yellow strip is the Sierra Nevada mountains.

conditional_soup,

Ergo, national parks and meth. Also illegal weed grows.

Anticorp,

My friend and I stumbled across a pot farm once while riding dual sports on fire roads up in those mountains. This was back when marijuana was still illegal. We got the fuck out of there as quickly as we could.

conditional_soup,

Smart move. Those guys have a reputation for not fucking around or being the best neighbors.

Norgur, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

Is this the birthplace of "instructions unclear, penis stuck in fan"?

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I thought that saying was made back stage at a Led Zeppelin concert in 1973?

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You’re thinking of “fish stuck in fan”

Cap, to memes in California in a nutshell
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

I don't see the nutshell.

WhatsHerBucket,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

That’s because it’s IN the nutshell

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar
MeatsOfRage,

Was this gif ripped from a VCR?

downdaemon, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

i saw these fun stickers that were like “clap to activate” or “yell to activate” that you could put on random things

hollunder, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

How did he take the picture with both hands in the dryer? I have a theory… Is this what they call a ‘dickpic’?

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Either that or his friend gave him a reach around…

zane, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story

dyson makes the worst urinals. Piss got everywhere.

Kolanaki, to lemmyshitpost in Every sign has a story
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The story here is simply “defacement.”

Sanyanov,

Good if not beheading

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