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NumbersCanBeFun, to science_memes in Me teaching Excel this week.
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  • Rentlar,

    I usually set up things way differently between Excel stuff for myself and Excel stuff that anyone else is supposed to touch.

    Just colour all the untouchable cells dark grey or black bg on black text, or put on a separate sheet entirely.

    jadero,

    Gotta lock those cells, even when the sheet never leaves your control.

    driving_crooner, (edited )
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    I have a process that use python to read some excel files from the commercial team and then the result feed a dashboard. Every week the assistant of the director write me saying that the dashboard didn’t update correctly, I look what happens and everytime it was the commercial people messing with the excel where it was already told hundred of times they should not mess with anything except their corresponding cells. Next week I’m learning how to block the file except the cells they should edit.

    jadero,

    I used to teach Excel at an adult vocational college. When I moved into the corporate world, I quickly learned why the University of Hawaii’s research found that well over half of spreadsheets have critical errors. Even the people treated as Excel experts were often clueless.

    I’m not saying that spreadsheets should be banned from the workplace, but they definitely need to be very tightly controlled.

    Oh, and always, always lock formula cells, even in sheets that never leave your control. :) If possible, make use of Excel’s native data forms, too.

    GreenTeaRedFlag, to memes in aibohphobia

    It honestly feels like ableism how often often terms for phobias intentionally trigger them, or speech impediments include the letters/particles which cause the problem.

    usernamesaredifficul, (edited )

    I’m pretty sure that isn’t a real disease. I looked it up and it comes from a make up a word competition

    LueZypher, to memes in aibohphobia

    Like the fear of long words = Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

    Zerush, (edited )
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    This name given is really evil

    • Which phobia do you have?
    • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
    Buck,

    It’s kinda of a joke name, the scientific name is sesquipedaliophobia, just a smidge over four letters.

    Zerush,
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    This people also never learn German

    https://file.coffee/u/l_GDU6wvAMh6RZxdmLB-8.png

    Ragdoll_X, (edited ) to science_memes in Me teaching Excel this week.
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    I’m more of a Pandas DataFrame kind of guy myself

    fossilesque,
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    You my people.

    driving_crooner,
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    The pd.read_excel() to df.to_excel() pipeline.

    Enkers, (edited ) to memes in aibohphobia

    Doesnt phobia treatment usually involve some sort of exposure therapy? Call me crazy, but making the name a palindrome itself seems like a clever part of the treatment, as even discussing the phobia would help provide exposure, and work towards a cure. (Assuming it’s a real thing…)

    xeekei,

    No one’s actually afraid of palindromes, it’s a joke phobia.

    Enkers, (edited )

    There are 8 billion people on this planet. At least one of them has to have had a traumatic experience while listening to Bob.

    driving_crooner,
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    Actually, it’s called iocusphobia, the fear of joke phobias.

    NumbersCanBeFun, to science_memes in πckles!!!
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  • idunnololz,
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    But cornichons are pickles D:

    akincisor, to science_memes in Pleistocene Crash Course

    To be fair, we killed plenty of the Afro Eurasian animals too.

    ivanafterall, to science_memes in Me teaching Excel this week.
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    If you need something aspirational:

    Microsoft Excel World Championships

    fossilesque,
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    Haha, I was more angry I had to fat thumb through excel trying to do things for me instead of just coding it out. I think it’s good for the kids to see people experiment and mess up a bit though because it shows them it’s ok to tinker. We got it in the end and they told me it helped! :)

    EatYouWell,

    You could have coded in some VB scripts.

    fossilesque,
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    I didn’t make the lesson haha. I would have done it very differently.

    Conyak, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

    I realize this is a joke but how could this be profitable? The ingredients alone are more than a dollar.

    glitch1985,

    Where are you where it would cost more than $1. Buying product in bulk would be very cheap.

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  • Donkter,

    Gas for the generator is where it would kill you. Your best bet is to make all the grilled cheese as fast as possible to save on gas and dispense them throughout the day.

    Tavarin,
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    Labor for a single grilled cheese is super easy. If you’re selling a lot of them this could be decently profitable.

    Conyak, (edited )

    I live on earth. Even if you’re buying bulk, it will still be more than a dollar to make. The bread alone bought in bulk would still be around $0.25 per slice. That’s 50 percent of the cost right there.

    glitch1985,

    I just priced it out from ingredients bought from Sam’s club. 33 cents for two slices of bread, one slice of American cheese, and I added an extra 5 cents for butter substitute.

    32b99410_da5b,

    I think this meme is older than COVID, so it might’ve been slightly profitable back when it was first photoshopped?

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    July 7, 2019 - so yep.

    But still profitable after 4 years.

    Would make more money renting the food truck out as capsule sleeping for 6 people though, these days.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You’re getting ripped off.

    Who’s your bread guy?

    Conyak,

    I would love to see your source. I don’t buy bread in bulk but I have a friend who owns a local restaurant in my town. I know how much he pays for the bread he serves for breakfast and it doesn’t get cheaper than that.

    glitch1985, (edited )

    www.samsclub.com/sams/shop/product.jsp?productId=…|ANDROID|Featured_Products|Sara%20Lee%20Classic%20White%20Bread%20(20oz%2F2pk)

    Conyak,

    I’ll take your word for it. I’m not a member so it doesn’t show me the price. Looking forward to all the profitable $1 grilled cheese trucks coming soon.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    You might be right about the profitability of the grilled cheese truck but it’s okay to admit you were wrong on the bread.

    It’s the internet, not one really cares if you are wrong.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    I fight seagulls for it.

    Youth these days think you buy everything and don’t understand a little labour goes a long way.

    ShaggySnacks,

    I imagine fighting the seagulls would be like living in a post-apocalyptic future scavenging for food.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    It’s great practice to keep my katana skills sharp.

    AWistfulNihilist,

    www.safeway.com/…/product-details.960013141.html

    This is not the cheapest, you can get better pricing than this with a Costco business account. Your friend is probably not serving the lowest price bulk bread available, they probably have some self respect.

    Conyak,

    Well even with that bread you are still spending about $0.25 per sandwich on bread. I still don’t see how that’s profitable after adding cheese and butter. You could do it by drastically reducing the amount of cheese and butter but is it really a grilled cheese when you put a single shred of cheese on it?

    Donkter,

    Honestly the cheese and butter together will probably cost less that $0.25 bulk cheese is cheap as hell and you’re using almost no butter per sandwich

    brambledog,

    If you buy enough cheese, it’s essentially free on a per serving basis with the expense being the shipping.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    I don’t buy in bulk, and I pay under $2usd for a loaf of basic white bread from any supermarket. After taxes, to be clear.

    If I were to bulk buy / business discount, it would be less.

    Dravin,

    Indeed. I can grab a loaf of cheap white bread from my local grocery store for under $2 which is cut into 22 slices.

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    Cut those in half again and double your profit!

    brambledog,

    You are getting 22 slices? What brand are you getting? I feel like 16 is the standard but about 50% of the time I’m fairly certain it’s only 15 or 17.

    Dravin,

    Meijer and Walmart store brands of cheap ass white bread are 22 slices, Kroger is 21, and for a name brand example Sunbeam is 22. Nicer bread like Pepperidge Farm or Brownberry/Oroweat tends to be in the range of 16 slices per loaf (baring the thin sliced stuff) though.

    Donkter, (edited )

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10315752?wmlspartner=wlpa&am…

    Here’s bread from Walmart for about $0.06 per slice.

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/10452423?athbdg=L1600&fr…

    Here’s cheese for $0.10 per slice

    www.walmart.com/ip/…/132893363?athbdg=L1200

    And butter for about $0.25 per ounce (you might use .5 oz per sandwich.) EDIT: checked my butter in my fridge, you’re probably using 1/4 of an ounce per sandwich if that.

    And none of these are in bulk, you can probably cut the cost in half or less buying even more generic products in bulk.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    25¢ per slice.

    You’re paying ~$5usd for a loaf of basic white bread? Wow.

    strawberrysocial,

    Where I live, it’s currently $4Cdn for a loaf of basic white Wonder bread, it’s $8.50Cdn for a stick of salted butter, and $5.50Cdn for a pack of 22 slices of processed cheese (not the thick slice type). My country is currently going through a bit of a cost of living crisis because shelter, heating, food costs are becoming insane. How much are those things where you live? I think it’s interesting the differences based on where we all are. 1$ for an entire grilled cheese sandwich in Canada would be considered an incredible deal for takeout food pricing.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

    (presuming you mean $CAD for Canadian dollars, not cdn)

    $4cad = $2.90usd = 13.2c/slice

    $5.50cad = $4usd = 18.2c/slice

    That’s 44.5c each.

    That’s 125% profit. Given that a common margin aimed for is 100%, this is a good deal with your over priced products. And I don’t believe you can’t get basic white bread for less than $4cad in Canada.

    Also, $1usd is $1.37cad

    Tippon,

    In the UK I can currently buy an 800g loaf of bread for 45p (£0.45), a 500g tub of soft spread butter substitute for 99p (£0.99), and a 200g pack of 10 cheese slices for 65p (£0.65).

    Each sandwich would cost about 12p (£0.12) to make, excluding the energy costs.

    Doubling up on the cheese, or using higher quality cheese would still keep it under 20p per sandwich, and that’s off the shelf costs, no bulk discounts.

    Excuse me while I write up a business plan…

    wizzor,

    Because I have no life, I looked it up.

    Bread in Finland is about 0.1 usd per slice Low quality cheese is about 8 usd / kg, assuming you need about 20g/portion that’s 0.16 usd. Total is about 36c per portion.

    If we assume power consumption of 5kw for the whole operation and power cost of 20c/kWh, that’s 1usd/h

    Assuming sales of 60 units per hour -one per minute, thats 60 usd of revenue per hour and 22.6 usd of non labor cost, it leaves 37.4e for labor, taxes, permits, tools, fuel.

    It’s at least only feasible in high volume locations.

    Che_Donkey,
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    When allocating food cost (in your costs) 36% is around where you want it-30% would be more ideal, but you can get that through sales, bulk discount etc. So, regardless of volume food cost % is basically where it should be.

    Some numbers in spain: slice cheese .19/slice bread .08/ slice (.16) Margarine (because: costs!) .04/10g .39

    To get closer to a feasible food cost you’d have to sell at 1.25

    TedZanzibar,

    I was with you until you suggested it would use 5kWh every hour. That’s an insane amount of power even if they were using an electric griddle, which is unlikely. A small generator would be enough to power the lighting and refrigeration and then the griddle would run on gas, which is way cheaper than electricity (or the petrol for the electric generator).

    I’d imagine energy costs would be a fraction of what you’ve calculated, and would scale up along with any increase in sales volume.

    wizzor,

    Depends on where you are, gas use is very rare here. Anyway the energy cost is a negligible part, you can halve or double it and it won’t change the business case.

    crystal,

    I make 37.4$ per hour? But what if I save on these 1$ per hour electricity costs

    apex32,

    Yes, it’s profitable. They lose money on each sale, but make up for it in volume.

    zalgotext,

    He did the math

    Zink,

    He did the melty math

    interceder270, (edited )

    Umm… what? 2 slices of white bread, 1 slice of American cheese, and some butter is not more than a dollar.

    You must be one of those people who complains about not having enough money when you spend it like an idiot.

    LoamImprovement,

    It doesn’t seem too unreasonable. Based on some quick searches, bulk cheese breaks down to about $.19 a slice, two pieces of bread is about $.10, butter is wobbly here because I don’t know exactly how much they’d be using, but let’s say half an ounce/1 Tbsp is about $.25? Probably not a whole lot of profit after the cart and rent for the space, but you could probably get close to breaking even if you sold enough and/or had a better bulk supplier than what I can see with 5 minutes of research.

    I_am_10_squirrels,

    It’s gonna margarine, not butter. Or some other kind of butter flavored spread.

    If you wanted to get a better estimate, go to McDonald’s, order something and add cheese. Whatever they charge you for the slice of cheese is probably double their cost.

    MacNCheezus, to science_memes in Chad Pacific
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    You VS. the ocean she told you not to worry about.

    FlyingSquid, to memes in $1 grilled cheese
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    People are actually in this thread discussing how feasible this is as if it were a real plan down to calculating specific costs and supporting them with URLs.

    Never change, Lemmy.

    Potatos_are_not_friends,

    Many of us do have this fantasy.

    I’m sick of seeing $6 for a bag of fries and $12 for a basic ass sandwich.

    whofearsthenight,

    I mean, it’s a bummer when the bougie burger places do this, but when the taco trucks and teriyaki shops near me started costing more than $2 a taco or $10 for a plate of yakisoba, I knew shit was getting hard out there.

    UnverifiedAPK,

    $10 yakisoba???

    whofearsthenight,

    I live in a small town in Oregon. A few years ago, it was $7. Now it’s $10.

    TheBloodFarts, (edited )

    Here in Canada we’ve got trucks selling 3 tacos for like $18. People here are out of their minds

    whofearsthenight,

    My god. I mean, it’s probably a fair price to pay for no mass shootings and universal health care, but still wild.

    JustMy2c,

    A few years back in HollandN(UTRECHT) one shop actually ONLY sold sandwiches (not grilled) for a buck or so. They had LINES. Then shit got renod

    Mr_Blott,

    None of this sentence makes any sense at all man

    JustMy2c,

    Just saying the concept works, ppl DO want a simply Sammy for a buck and the ingredients are less as 30% of sales price even with some real decent toppings. But renovation (and extreme rent) only allows multi nationals to compete at busy places like city central stations etc.

    BCsven,

    There was one in metro vancouver area, it was a store front. but it was just cheap grilled cheese nothing else. like costco hot dog pricing

    Cthulhus_Cuck,

    It still there? I’m in downtown but go through metro enough it’d be worth knowing about

    BCsven,

    I no longer see it so maybe COVID lock down killed business

    paysrenttobirds,

    Gaslamp district in San Diego had a cafeteria like this years ago, guessing it’s no longer a thing, but simple cheap menu would have steady customers, maybe profitable, it’s the business development people who would oppose.

    MystikIncarnate,

    Makes me wonder what people are paying for bread, Kraft cheese (or a knockoff of the same) and butter/margarine.

    Seriously, a single grilled cheese shouldn’t be more than $1, it should be much less… At least in materials… The cost of grilling it and cleaning up and whatnot should still be really cheap. Even if you wrap the sandwiches in wax/parchment paper or whatever and serve it, you should still be able to make a profit per sandwich. Whether you would be better off doing this rather than getting a job at McDonald’s or whatever… That will depend on how popular the food truck is…

    Tippon,

    There used to be a vending machine in a hosiptal near me that would heat up a premade grilled cheese sandwich for £2. Being a vending machine in a hospital, they had to be making at least enough to cover the costs plus wastage. I’d say that somewhere with high footfall, especially on a cold day, you could make at least some profit from this.

    Mothra, to science_memes in 🤌🤌🤌
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    Appalled they called it antignocci and not torrone, but I’m not going to argue

    fossilesque,
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    It’s an absolute scandal.

    alcoholicorn,

    I’m just glad they didn’t call it swiss cheese

    Tavarin,
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    Torrone is not a pasta!

    Besides, we scientists like to name things anti-something, it’s almost a compulsion.

    Mothra,
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    Then why are there waffles on the list??? What kind of pasta is that??? What kind of italian is waffles??? Mamma mia!

    refurbishedrefurbisher,

    Waffles aren’t pasta either

    Tavarin,
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    Well clearly the Italians didn’t name that one, it was the damn Belgiums.

    Drewfro66,
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    Well, the Italian half of Belgium, anyways

    vzq,

    There is no flat pasta with holes. That’s a gap in our pasta topology that needs to be remedied asap.

    Bumblefumble,

    Gnocchi is also not a pasta.

    Skkorm, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

    Americans are putting tomato slices on grilled cheese sandos? Fack man, just when I thought y’all couldn’t sink any lower…

    LemmyKnowsBest,

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  • averyfalken,

    That is not a grilled cheese that is a melt their is a very fucking distinct difference

    ZoopZeZoop,

    It’s fucking good.

    Cort,

    No tomatoes, but I like to throw some feta and a couple basil leaves in mine

    sooper_dooper_roofer, (edited ) to memes in Hurt like me.

    Loss is like Evangelion, it’s one of those things that existed for decades (or 1 decade) but somehow got super popular in 2018

    Speculater, to science_memes in What a beauty.
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    Fun fact, while she died of radiation poisoning, Pierre was killed when ran over by a wagon carrying military uniforms.

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