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768, to science_memes in gatekeeping

I cast set theory?

Adalast,

I was thinking the same thing.

768,

Thanks.

h3mlocke, to science_memes in Radical Honesty

Lmfao

synae, to memes in Hurt like me.
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I can’t believe I didn’t realize earlier

cRazi_man,

I started with thinking this is an odd way to lay out a flow chart…but didn’t see this coming.

qooqie, to science_memes in And that, my friends, is the Pleistocene.

Just wait until those weird hairless apes with back issues learn how to fling those pointy sticks really fast with twine and wood

threelonmusketeers,

Just wait until those same weird hairless apes with back issues learn how how to harness a particular mixture of charcoal, brimstone, and poop crystals.

hydrospanner,

To make poop knives?

threelonmusketeers,

Not quite. Guano was historically a source of saltpetre…

hydrospanner,

For real?!

TIL! Thanks for explaining.

threelonmusketeers,

For real?!

Yup: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guano

Though its main use was as fertilizer, Guano was also sought for the production of gunpowder.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_nitrate#From_cave…

Major natural sources of potassium nitrate were the deposits crystallizing from cave walls and the accumulations of bat guano in caves. Extraction is accomplished by immersing the guano in water for a day, filtering, and harvesting the crystals in the filtered water.

captcha, to science_memes in Orinthologists
MonkderZweite,

Why?

phorq, to science_memes in 🤌🤌🤌

Throw the atoms against the wall and if they stick it confirms spaghetti theory is ready.

Catsrules, (edited ) to memes in $1 grilled cheese

What happens if i pay $1.50?

Do I get .50 back? Or do i get half a sandwich or do I just get bread or just cheese or a bread with cheese but not grilled?

Land_Strider,

Read section: bottom left; No change given, sort out your own shit.

morgunkorn,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Cyndi B @spintheiryarns 7 Jun 2019 Replying to @tinymediaempire

what happens if i give you $1.37

Daniel Danger @tinymediaempire 7 Jun 2019

i round down so you get one grilled cheese and i get a 37 cent tip and also i put you on a mental list for being a troublemaker

AlpineSteakHouse,

If you can pay someone $1.50, then you can pay them $1. You can’t even pull a “I don’t have a smaller bill” or other shit.

If you try to pay $1.50 then you’re just being a trouble maker.

LoamImprovement,

I imagine they throw the coins back at your face along with the grilled cheese.

Catsrules,

I was thinking maybe they bake the coins in with the grilled cheese . Who doesn’t live a chocking hazard/chipped tooth?

LoamImprovement,

I thought that at first but that seems too artisanal.

owenfromcanada,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

He’ll make you two sandwiches, but he’ll take three bites out of one of them.

julianh, to science_memes in thx for coming to my ted talk

Neuroscientists are just brains that talk about brains to other brains.

Darkard,
goddard_guryon,

Chemists are just bags of chemicals talking about chemicals

Nuklia,
@Nuklia@lemdro.id avatar

Physicists are just atoms talking about atoms

davidgro, to science_memes in hippopocranuse!!

Cocaine must be a hell of a drug…

1000011128

PoisonedPrisonPanda, (edited )

No way.

This is unreal…

rbhfd, to science_memes in Oxygen.

Are the aliens fusion-based lifeforms? They have to get their energy somewhere.

Eating hydrogen and letting out high-pitched helium farts?

PainInTheAES,

Suddenly the Wow! Signal makes sense. Just aliens helium-farting into the mic to troll humans.

EatYouWell, to science_memes in We don't judge here. :)

Isn’t physics a pretty integral part of engineering?

Cowbee,

Engineering is just the economical application of applied physics, without Physicists Engineers work off faulty knowledge, without Engineers nothing gets designed.

The level of understanding an Engineer needs, however, is purely within the practical and economical, while Physicists understandably have more in-depth knowledge.

Forester, (edited )
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

For structural analysts it’s very important.

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

I think the joke is you don’t understand enough physics to make that your gig, so you go engineering as the backup plan. Source: am IT, we’re everyone’s backup plan when their initial goals fall through

Forester,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

As a former engineering student who now works in IT… I resent your comment.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Just graduated from college in IT, I know a thing or two because I’ve seen a thing or two. I originally wanted to do creative communications but couldn’t get past the entrance exam.

Droggelbecher,

About to graduate in physics and I’ve definitely scrolled through IT job postings when anxious about not getting a PhD position

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t worry, when IT students get those moments they look at construction ads. It’s turtles all the way down.

A7thStone,

And when us constructing workers get those moments we say fuck!, but at least we don’t have student loans to pay off.

Waraugh,

i didn’t get a degree until I was almost thirty, from an online college at that. I’m a complete idiot and somehow earning a bit over $200k a year in the Midwest at forty years old. Sometimes I have to meet with people and I’m like man, just let me back in my hole, wtf am I doing here, I can barely understand what these people are talking about let alone process any of the shit they are saying. I talk, ask questions, sometimes get answers I can understand but always make an idiot out of myself but I keep talking. Everyone says it’s better to keep your mouth shut and be assumed to be an idiot instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt but I swear I’ve made a career out of being an idiot. If it wasn’t for IT I would be cleaning shit off guys dicks in a brothel somewhere to feed myself.

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

In my experience so far asking the question instead of just fucking everything up by guessing is a huge reason why you get paid what you get paid.

pigup,

I have worked with guys who got physics undergrad and mech E masters. They are both awful engineers who don’t really get it. I take this joke too personally because I know it’s bs from experience.

HobbitFoot,

The absolute worst is when those kinds of engineers graduate but are incapable of thinking about the problems they are designing solutions for.

SpaceNoodle,

No, integrals are mathematics

Zacryon,

Depends on the specific engineering branch. Sometimes more, sometimes less. Sometimes nothing at all. But all engineering branches share one thing with physics: math.

samus12345, to science_memes in Greebles!
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

threelonmusketeers,

But why did they cut the fleeb?

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

My best guess is that when they cut the fleeb, it makes more fleebs, which they can then use to make more plumbuses (plumbi?)

affiliate, to science_memes in 🌿👀🌿

their loss king

Narrrz, to science_memes in When an eel has a maw with a phyrangeal jaw, that's a moray!

when the moon hits your knees
and you mispronounce trees
sycamore

pinkdrunkenelephants, to science_memes in Listen, Susan. It's a valid theory, just look at the damn thing.

🤔 This is honestly evidence that the universe is mathematical, that the shapes of trees and mountains are formed under similar mathematical rules despite being different sizes and materials.

Like galaxy formation and brain cells also look similar and that’s ostensibly the reason why so it stands to reason why this would be a thing.

vivadanang,

fractals baby, it’s all procedurally generated here in the matrix.

and there’s a valid query regarding the world as simulation. but to take the leap from ‘this geology shares properties similar to this stump’ to 'damn, that was a big tree that grew out in the middle of this desert… well that takes drugs kids.

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I remember someone posting a Neil Degrasse Tyson video and he was interviewing a guy talking about finding equations at the root of the physical world.

Neil seemed blown away, but isn’t mathematics just our interpretation of the natural laws of the universe?

Like reading Cliff’s Notes and then the actual book and saying “hey these are similar!”

MycoBro,

Good job with pointing that out. I think you are correct. I still feel the same wonder at it though. Gets me right in the pickle. I like to think about tree “experience” and stuff too. So many different ways to be and do in this universe. Understanding the world through math is batshit wild and I wonder what method a giant armillaria mellea uses to understand the world.

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