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dystop, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Literal shitpost

OtakuAltair,
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"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post."

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moosetwin,

yes it is

Podunk,
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"It may be a shitpost

But it is not a shit post"

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Ftfy

zero_iq, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Murgh phaal / bhut jolokia curry, oatmeal, and coffee. You'll be sweating, pooping, and probably crying for an additional three days.

TheButtonJustSpins, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'd probably just camp out at a Brazilian steakhouse, personally. Make sure to eat lots of fiber and drink lots of water too, to keep you running consistently.

empireOfLove, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

This is some weird kink stuff isn't it

CmdrShepard,

OP is mailing himself across the country.

Dee_Imaginarium, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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https://beehaw.org/pictrs/image/fc4f9ff3-37fc-4dd4-816f-a2f438e782df.mp4

Not what I was expecting in my feed, not going to lie. But I think as strange as this question is, it bodes well for original content on Lemmy... unfortunately.

That being said anything with a laxative effect should do the trick. For lots of pooping and sweating you could go with the sugar-free gummy bears on Amazon.

SomeGuyNamedPaul,

This is cheating, that stuff doesn't count as food.

I had some sugar-free gelatin once, ate the whole bowl in one shot. Turns out it was sweetened with sugar alcohols which is similar to what's in those gummies and the results were notable. That's the secret ingredient, sugar alcohol. Monk fruit sugar has it too and a few spoons of that and you'll have stories to tell.

banjoman05, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Drink a can of sauerkraut juice and within a couple hours there will be nothing solid left in your body. Repeat a couple times a day, I guess?

Mothra, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?
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Again this post? I mean of course you are doing the opposite version, the original one asked what to take in order Not to Poop over those 3 days but damn. Is this a new meme or shitposting trend?

Greg,
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What other post are you talking about?

Mothra,
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Greg,
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That's a strange coincidence

CmdrShepard,

I appreciate you.

ShartyWaffles,
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Literal shitposting

Merthin1234, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

Have you heard of the establishment known as Taco Bell? It should check all of your boxes.

Serpent, in I need to survive for 3 days while pooping as much as possible. I can pee as often as I like. It can take up loads of space. What food do I pack?

I'm sure I saw exactly this question posted elsewhere yesterday...

kiwifoxtrot,
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This is the polar opposite of the other post.

person,
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*poolar

spj_hook,

I was confused too, thought it was the same post just with way less comments. Well played.

geqo, in Why does Lemmy feel so fresh compared to Reddit?

I’m a recent reddit semi-convert (haven’t left Reddit entirely just yet) and I’m loving it so far

joobeejoo47, in What is your opinion about Lemmy not having karma but Kbin having reputation points?
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I don’t really care about karma or reputation points. However, I really enjoy having a community where you can upvote and downvote.

14specks, in What's the mob policy on Emojis here on the fediverse?
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Hexbear is currently unfederated, but they will be bringing a ton of custom emojis with them. According to today’s post, that feature is now supported in mainline Lemmy as well (needs to be enabled by instance admins).

Good news is that it doesn’t seem like the other users here mind all that much (for now).

Tarkcanis, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

The only real answer is Pemmican.

evilsmurf,

Humane pemmican?

xtremeownage, in I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

In a survival situation, you can go a long time(weeks depending on how much body fat you have stored) without eating food. But- water is required.

Eating food, generally produces poop.

Vitamins, trail-mix, etc, can provide the required nutrients as well, while somewhat minimizing the amount of poop production.

Another note, it is possible to hold your poop for a very long time. Although, this can result in “Clogged pipes”, which you do NOT want.

athos77, in What would be the best way to protect a room from unwated visitors in a low-tech fantasy world?

Is it on display in the bottom drawer of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying, "Beware of the leopard"?

More seriously, just make it an incredibly uninteresting door that no one even thinks about, which everyone thinks is like for plumbing or linens or something boring and irrelevant. Then paint the door in whatever Disney NoSeeUm color is most appropriate.

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