I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can't take up too much space. What food do I pack?

Please don't ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.
  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.
  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.
  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).
  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.
  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

collegefurtrader,

I think David Blane talked about this on Hot Ones

Granite,
@Granite@kbin.social avatar

Avoid foods with lots of fiber leading up to the trip! And then take lots of fiber after you’re home safely.

Ciari,

Are you planning to film one of those "shipping myself in a box" videos? 😭

Badass_panda,

Realistically, if you eat anything, you'll poop. Tail down your calorie intake to ~1000 calories at day -7, to -500 on days -6 and -5, then to 0 for days -4 through -1. Start eating again on day zero.

You won't have to poop during that time. Make sure to drink water, and i would add electrolytes to ensure you don't get any type of heart arrhythmia (unlikely on a fast this short, but intelligent anyway).

I don't know why you need to do this, but good luck. I've done week long fasts before and they're not too hard after the first couple of days. Ironically, eating well before the start makes it MUCH harder (you'd think it'd tide you over, but it just makes your body expect food) ... Hence, the tailing down over a couple days.

snipe_at,
@snipe_at@lemmy.world avatar

hey i saw that you only have a few days, you should go ahead and reduce your food intake today

Kettlepants,

Okay, why don't you need this?

Wander,
@Wander@yiffit.net avatar

Do you need energy? So there's something called the pineapple diet (please ask your doctor first) where you eat pineapple for three days to lose weight. Biggest problem here is the spam, so I guess you'd have to use some sort of food that can be rehydrated like soylent.

mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

I'm not allowed to eat pineapple for medical reasons 😅. Thanks for replying though.

rlaimondas,

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mizu6079,
@mizu6079@lemmy.world avatar

It's gonna be my main food and I can only carry a cinch bag so I don't think it would be a good idea use up space for a liquid...

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