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Sanctus, in I am astounded that someone made this...
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I’m impressed.

dojan, in I am astounded that someone made this...
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Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.

EmpathicVagrant, in I am astounded that someone made this...

No Myconid representation?

Khrux,

No butthole 😔

Kolanaki, (edited ) in I am astounded that someone made this...
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Whoever made this clearly wants to eat Astarion’s ass. His tight, bleached, fragrant, shaved, gourmet ass.

snooggums,
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Plus it is served cold like gazpacho!

thefartographer,

MTG has entered the chat

ChicoSuave,

Replace hair with toppings and it looks like an ice cream chart. Someone wants Astarions banana sundae.

Nepenthe, (edited )
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I am intrigued that your idea of an icecream chart also includes "shade of butthole"

ChicoSuave,

Vanilla to chocolate. If we want to get Neapolitan, include strawberry for full spectrum flavor.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Everyone is a little gay for Astarion. Even the women.

MindSkipperBro12,

Nah, they’re thinking of Orin.

Masterblaster, in I am astounded that someone made this...

i find most people these days to be pretty useless

Akasazh, (edited )
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Speak for yourself, I’m a very resourceful procrastinator

Talaraine, (edited ) in I am astounded that someone made this...
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I gotta protest that Gortash was more Rancid than Orin on this chart. We all know what Orin smelled like and Gortash would use perfume.

BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

And Withers… dead center of the smell chart???

highenergyphysics,

Desiccated corpses aren’t too offensive smelling 😋

sukhmel,

Probabily smells like parchment

Beardedsausag3, in I am astounded that someone made this...
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I'm unsure how to feel about this

Makeitstop, in I am astounded that someone made this...

This just tells me that there is a market there waiting for Larian to make a game based on F.A.T.A.L.

setsneedtofeed,
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The math in that game is somehow more traumatizing than the content.

Thoth19,

Or the game design. It’s so focused on “realism” that 90 percent of players will be farmers who only gain exp for planting and harvesting crops and NPCs are forced to attack you bc of race relations. Or the disgusting way the stats/attributes work.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yeah people always joke about FATAL as “that pervy game” but that take is ignorant to all the rape and racism in the mechanics.

Thoth19,

Yeah. Its mechanics are amazingly intricately bad. It feels like someone spent a lot of effort on it and then never play tested. I super want to play it with some friends and lean in heavily to silly sex mechanics.

Taako_Tuesday, in I am astounded that someone made this...

No way wither’s ass tastes gourmet

ninekeysdown,
@ninekeysdown@lemmy.world avatar

TBF withers is a

spoilergod

Toribor,
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For sure he knows prestidigitation. Just a single level one cantrip away from a butthole that smells like roses and tastes like heaven.

occhionaut,

Incredible! What godly ambrosia might be savored if he were to spend a level two cantrip?

Honytawk,

Well, Arcanist’s Magic Aura would let his butthole taste magical and smell of divination.

therealjcdenton, in I am astounded that someone made this...
blahsay, in I am astounded that someone made this...

Surely if anything belongs in Lemmy shitpost this does. Awesome 👍

bjoern_tantau, in Pro tip: use those empty pouches/ backpacks for item organization
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I just use the filters. Manually sorting everything into containers is too much effort for me.

thedirtyknapkin,

yeah, i just search everything. usually only need to type 3 letters at most, often only one.

is that harder on console or does no one no about that?

bjoern_tantau,
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With the gamepad UI you can’t search by terms. But searching by type or sorting is usually enough for me.

JJROKCZ, in Pro tip: use those empty pouches/ backpacks for item organization

As a long-time escape from tarkov player, storing containers in containers is something I do automatically now and I started in BG3 the second I found my second container lol

bjoern_tantau,
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I hope for your sake they never add bags of holding to the game.

MrNesser, in Pro tip: use those empty pouches/ backpacks for item organization

I just wish we could rename them

Fades, (edited )

Yeah, there are mods that at least will give you special pouches and backpacks and things with like an icon on it (sword, armor, etc)

Would have been nice to have a vanilla solution tho for sure

Nima, in Pro tip: use those empty pouches/ backpacks for item organization
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I pick up every tiny pouch I see because they don’t take up space and they force me to not bring the entire kitchen sink with me everywhere. to make space for important drops or other things.

You can do like one for pots, one for explosives and arrows, etc.

I also take it a step further and use a goody bag system when it comes to gear for members I’m not using right now, but I will later. I store all their upgraded gear in a pouch along with anything else I think they might need.

If I’m taking someone out and it’s been a while, I have them go grab their little goody bag 😊 then they got everything all neat and organized and ready to go.

it saves me going “wait… were these for Gale? or Wyll. I can’t remember…” pain in the ass. Just make a little goody bag for them. Then you can organize now and save future you a headache!

papalonian,

That’s actually brilliant, I feel so behind everyone else with their nested pouches and item-forwarding systems.

Nima,
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it’s really just to save me the hassle of having to remember the next day. like “… wait who was this for?” and having to try and figure out who I’d decided to give it to the night before.

grab all the pouches! I probably have tons in my camp chest right now just waiting to be used. lol

small pouches are also a handy way of packing explosives into one small concentrated area 😉

Nepenthe,
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Oh, that's brilliant. Why am I not doing that. I should probably start doing that. Really, I probably need to make myself a "souvenirs" pouch, too, for all the things that hold some sentimental importance.

I've just been picking carefully around everything every time I grab stuff to sell, and now I feel like a caveman whose friend has just demonstrated Hit Thing With Rock

TheActualDevil,

I have a gilded chest in my camp supplies specifically for souvenirs. I also use chests for organization in the same camp chest. One for each weapon/armor type that I’m holding onto in case I decide to respec someone later and I need a different aspect on their armor.

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