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callyral, in Sleeping position
@callyral@pawb.social avatar

i go to bed laying on my side, turn to slep on my stomach, then on my back, and once i’m actually asleep i look like this:

animated gif of a tesseract

henfredemars, in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

Hilarious as someone currently crammed into such seat waiting for departure.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Hope you remembered to bring goggles. And a coat.

odium,

And oxygen tank, and an astronaut suit.

frunch, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Welcome to Barnes & Staples & Kohl’s & DunkinDonuts/Baskin Robbins & Noble

perishthethought,

You forgot:

I love you.

tubaruco, in "Slugly" by Safely Endagered

hmm mucus yummy

(i have a slight phobia of these creatures, because theyre similar to something i can barely look at)

randomaccount43543,

Penis?

PoastRotato,
@PoastRotato@lemmy.world avatar

See a doctor

tubaruco,

no, i have a phobia of worm-like things, i dont know what its called since i cant really find anything that explains the exact thing i cant look at

don, in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

In what universe is anyone in economy getting bags of peanuts that large

FlightyPenguin,
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world avatar

And so much legroom.

Viking_Hippie,

Those aren’t peanuts. Pnuts are salted packaging foam. https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f79e0c2b-82be-4fae-aa38-f94584395dc7.png

RIP_Cheems, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

But there are curse, mainly surgery.

unreachable, in "Triangle! Triangle!" by Last Place Comic
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e8c3ce60-ef8e-42b7-b1bd-521d8300fc83.webm

TexasDrunk,

1000005994

calmnchaos, in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

And it’s only a $20 discount…

almar_quigley, in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

Boomer humor

PatMustard,

I get more of a school bully vibe from it. The stereotypical old person joke is “wife bad”, this sounds more like something a self-described “alpha male” would say.

Viking_Hippie,

“Bullying and sex-shaming funny” is just as much of a boomer humor cliché as “wife bad”, though.

fushuan,

“sure was hard when you mom was bouncing on it last night”

…and that’s a beating from the bully.

Shiggles,

Needs the last panel to be blue shirt tied to a kite and flying away.

almar_quigley,

I can picture it and it’s wonderful!

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Gen-X here. Can confirm that “virgin”, " nerd", and “<homophobic slur>” were preferred punch lines by the boomers.

almar_quigley,

Also judging people for having a harmless hobby that doesn’t conform to their world view.

hemko,

By millenials still early 2000s, and you have to add ethnic slurs on that list

almar_quigley,

We watched an old episode of friends for nostalgia recently and the whole punchline of the entire episode was “yeah but you kissed a dude”.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Wasn’t nerd still common bullying word in 80’ and 90’? Then nerds became the richest people with the internet and it doesn’t work anymore.

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

A comeback to likely piss off said boomer since they are probably homophobic too.

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/70c74268-a90c-46e6-8d83-537e203b0638.jpeg

Anticorp,

The original was better, since he left the antagonizer to his misery without any engagement, and went back to having fun.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Except that he’s scowling.

Anticorp,

Oh, that wasn’t obvious on my phone screen until I zoomed in just now.

JoMiran,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

It is actually kind of nice that your mind went to him just enjoying life and not being bothered by bullies.

mumblerfish, in "Bigger Than Better" by Mr.Lovenstein

Adam Smith: if you make a profit, others will see it and start a company that will take part of that profit by competing, and so on and so on, util all companies are perfectly streamlined to satisfy demand efficiently.

Neoliberals: so what you are saying is we should avoid competing at all cost? Sure! No efficency! Only profits!

BlackPenguins, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response

When did Osmosis Jones become a doctor?

shalva97, in Sleeping position

left side it is then. My favorite!

clay_pidgin, in [Alzwards Corner] The Reasonable Response

Relevant song from the Wolves of Glendale: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFhf23SUoQ&amp;t=6

ininewcrow, in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Money bags on the wing that paid for the upgrade to have a seat.

A cost cutting measure because those that didn’t pay for the upgrade usually don’t complete the journey.

don, in "Kite Flying" by Twonks Comic

kite: you do realize I’m up here, right

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