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TeamDman, in "Can we at least poll the audi-" "No." [ADHDinos]

Oh

dangblingus, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Raw veggies taste great, we’re just used to tasting nothing but salt and sugar in our food these days we think veg tastes bad.

hooded_squid,

I mean food shouldn't be salted to the point that it tastes salty, just to the point that it tastes good

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

This!

Boiled carrots 🤮

Raw carrots 👍

Boiled broccoli 🤮

Raw broccoli 👍

And so on

Skkorm, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

I just spent Thanksgiving with my family, and was reminded how much my parents love boiling things. Fucking disgusting, no spices either? Fuck bland potatoes. It takes almost no effort to just toss a bunch of fucking spices on them and then put them in the oven.

Breezy,

Isnt thanksgiving a month from now? Are you like from the future? Why did you suddenly come back? Is the whole world doomed and you came back to warn us of something terrible?!?!?

thalience,

Canada also has a holiday called “Thanksgiving”, and it was last week

Franzia,

Omg yikes you’re Canadian?

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s dozens of us.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And we all know each other!

Serinus,

I dunno, time travel seems more reasonable.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

My dad does this, just boils vegetables and potatoes so long that they’re reduced to their component quarks and then serves them in a bowl with nothing on them. For bonus points, he makes sure they’ve cooled off to room temperature before we eat. I want to blame the Great Depression for this style of “cuisine”, but he was born after that shit.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Are you of norwegian ancestry?

Ignisnex,
@Ignisnex@lemmy.world avatar

No excuse for bland potatoes. Even boiled, they can taste good. Low effort, throw some dill on those bastards. It’s that easy. My mom is diabetic, and down a kidney, so salt and sugar are not really things in the food she makes, but it always tastes good.

fsxylo, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Cook nearly any veggie in shallots, cream, whisked in egg, top with Parmesan, broil until brown.

Veggie gratin that isn’t the most healthy but is better than nothing, and brilliant served as a side to steak. I recommend mushrooms, spinach or zucchini.

Ookami38,

Was gonna say, that sounds pretty high in fat. Definitely better than a lot of the alternatives, but I’d only call it just this side of not healthy.

The real problem is that healthy food really is only good if it’s fresh, and so it’s a lot more inaccessible than shitty, processed either frozen or fast food.

feedum_sneedson,

It’s unhealthy.

Jerb322, in #739 by Extra Ordinairy Comics
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

The snail on sale is trying to bail…

havokdj, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

So the question is…

Who was he referring to when he said “oh my god”?

Venat0r,

His son.

havokdj,

Semantics aside, Jesus is supposed to be the physical embodiment of god, so wouldn’t it still pretty much just be the same guy?

agarorn,

This is a very debated question which mostly depends on which Christian confession you belong to.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trinity

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

If the father, son and holy ghost had an orgy would it be a threesome or just masturbating?

MystikIncarnate,

Asking the real questions.

weirdwallace75,

That’s a whole mess of differing theologies, some of which (many of which) have been declared heretical.

The general term for this branch of theology is Christology and lots of stuff has been written about it.

Donttaintmebro,

Don’t try try to bring logic to the illogical.

ours,

It’s both the same and different. The contradiction is a “feature” of the Christian faith.

lingh0e,
Grass,

I would have written that as “oh my me”

GreenMario, in "Ribbiting Footage" by Loading Artist

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BobbyNevada, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

youtu.be/ioH53m2cod4?si=4yHlRUfi1MkIN-7h

I feel like this is relevant…

voidavoid, (edited ) in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Or y’know, lack of sex if that’s yr thing

edit: someone out here doesn’t understand that aces exist

CarlsIII,

My shrink says that’s what’s bringing me down

Bonehead,

Then you better find a whore.

kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

And say your life’s a bore.

0ops,

Ayuh yuh yuh!

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

So quit my whining 'cause it’s bringing her down

danc4498,

It’s simple addition. Add extra food and you’ll be alright.

sarcasticsunrise, in "Goodbye Forever" by Extra Fabulous Comics

This reminds me of a classic Mr Show sketch

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

Wait, which one?

Pronell,

The one where they keep running into each other and then when they don’t it turns out the other one died.

sarcasticsunrise,

youtu.be/BVQMpd6mNR0?si=z_szRw94f7Mgr_4EThe other part is up there too, it’s hilarious

ripcord,
@ripcord@kbin.social avatar

Holy shit, I've never seen this one. Which means there's an episode of Mr Show I've never seen!

HonoraryMancunian,

Reminds me of Father Ted

m.youtube.com/watch?v=asTj3P_PitQ

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

I love father Ted!

I heard you’re a racist now father?

youtube.com/watch?v=6zkL91LzCMc

abouttocomealive,
@abouttocomealive@lemmy.world avatar

Down with this sort of thing

Careful now

SpaceNoodle, in "Swears" by Cyanide & Happiness

For a week?

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

It’s in Europe and it’s actually free

hunter2,

Not everywhere in Europe. In Germany its cheap, but not free.

Norgur,

That's why he gave his son the swear jar with a few hundred €, duh!

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

BEER IS FREE IN EUROPE??

FUCK IT IM QUITTING MY JOB AND MOVING RIGH-oh you mean university.

meh. ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the beer money

superduperenigma,

For a week?

SpaceNoodle, in Equation by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

With enough money, you can buy all the rest.

riodoro1,

Pretty hard to buy P.

CompadredeOgum,

P is the actual happiness. That she didn’t quantify

userflairoptional,

enough

I think you underestimate the extremes we could go to with the directive to keep adding money until it works.

DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

drugs. probably x will do it

MajorHavoc,

I dunno. With enough money, “yes men” can be employed to tell me how much I deserve to be the boss, and books I’m uncomfortable with can be removed from my local library. /s

Edit: But I would never do that. Simple delusions of grandeur are easier to achieve and have fewer network externalities.

Cryophilia,

Literally almost everyone who has money naturally has a high P value

Trust fund babies talking about how hard they’ve worked is a meme for a reason

I bet there’s some interesting analysis that could prove that p can be partially defined by m

riodoro1,

I knew this would come up, and you are absolutely right. But apart of the bourgeoisie who really have some parts of their brains wired differently, us “normal” people even if we are successful we suffer from imposter syndrome or burn out.

nodsocket,

Source?

spittingimage, in Just Do It [extra fabulous comics]
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Neighbour did this last week.

Had to ask him back the next night and admit I didn’t know how to clean a fish.

Furbag, in "Just Season It" by Mr.Lovenstein

Sauté it in what, God?

Sauté it in what?

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In the pan, duh.

vind, in "Camouflage" by Safely Endangered
@vind@lemmy.world avatar
DancingIsForbidden,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

Oh, we already knew it was you, Jerry. We just try to not acknowledge it at social functions. (͡•_ ͡• )

Draegur,

c’mon guys let’s ditch jerry

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