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abbadon420, in "A Rat's Tale" by Loading Artist

I once found a wounded pidgeon on my balcony, I guess it flew against the window. I nurtured it back to health. Over a period of a month or so, I kept it in a cage and hand fed it, but eventually it grew restless and it was time to let it go. As soon as I opened the cage, that horny bastard flew into the nearest tree, jumped on another pidgeon and made the tree shake.

pastermil,

I thought that pigeon ended up eaten by a hawk a minute out. Was rather relieved!

spirinolas,

It must’ve been lonely on the inside.

TedZanzibar, in "A Rat's Tale" by Loading Artist

The indifference of the parent just staring at their phone in the first panel really hits home. Sure they could be recording the event but the expression says otherwise.

ChickenLadyLovesLife,

I’m a school bus driver and it’s genuinely depressing how often I see a parent waiting with their kid for the bus, face down in their phone instead of paying the slightest bit of attention to their child. I also find it depressing to see a person walking their dog while looking at their phone - not sure dogs actually give a shit but somehow they manage to look sad and neglected anyway in these situations.

cynar,

Talking from the other side, it’s far harder than you think. Children can be incessant. They seem to be energy vampires. They suck the energy out of their parents, then funnel it right back, in the form of questions, chatter or desire for amusement. Maintaining the correct mindset is absolutely exhausting.

One of the hardest things is balancing being a “parent” with being “you”. If you try and just be a parent, you will burn out, and be a REALLY shitty parent. You need the balance between the two.

I don’t begrudge parents grabbing a few minutes of “me” time, when they can. Unfortunately, some don’t (or can’t) properly plan it into their lives. They then burn out and just grab whatever they can. This leads to the sort of behaviour you mentioned.

angrystego,

I like the way you explained not all the people on the phone are shitty parents! I think it’s a very nice and positive way of thinking about people. Just for the sake of balance I would like to add that shitty parents do exist, unfortunately. But I agree not all people that seem shitty at first glance are!

cynar,

Agreed shitty parents exist. Some are just shitty, others are shitty because they’ve burnt themselves out.

I’ve definitely been the parent on the phone at the park, only because she’s finally playing, without wanting to include mummy and daddy in everything! Someone walking by would see a shitty parent. In fact, it’s a parent taking the short time they are engaged in independent play to recharge enough to be positively engaged for the rest of the evening.

nottheengineer, in Ein Jammer

Ich habe Jammer auf deutsch gelesen und mich entschieden, das jetzt immer so zu machen.

Johanno,

Was für ein Jammer dass man wegen des Jammers keinen Empfang hat.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

Das geht auch andersherum exzellent (also es absichtlich dann eben auf englisch aussprechen). Katzenjammer. Jammerlappen. Windjammer. Oder so.

manucode, in "Blood" by TheyCanTalk
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

No we need a cow that drinks the blood of mosquitos to have a full circle

VikingHippie, in "Blood Type" by Mr.Lovenstien

So basically what this is saying is that adult virgins are as rare as a six leaf clover? 🤔

Pregnenolone, in "Blood Type" by Mr.Lovenstien

The third panel was brutally unnecessary

poppy,

It kinda takes away from the joke imo

FlyingSquid, in A Real Adult
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Cardboard tubes aren’t light sabers, they’re trumpets. Everyone knows that. Jeez.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

I use them to make cow noises 🐮

FuglyDuck,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

They’re trumpets to challenge one’s mortal foes to a ligthsaber duel. Then they’re ligthsabers.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ok, fair.

agamemnonymous,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Then they become nunchaku

al177,

Before trumpeting you’re obligated to yodel “RIIIICOLAAAAA” through a cardboard tube, much as a father must clack tongs before tending a grill.

JDPoZ,
@JDPoZ@lemmy.world avatar

Similar to how one must engage and disengage a pen’s tip-retracting function at least 3 times before using.

al177,

Ah yes, the GoldenEye reflex.

Sheeple, in The Jammin'
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Boomershumor

Hotdogman,

Meanwhile, boomers are on the fox news app all day posting about how kids are so disconnected from reality.

The irony.

balderdash9, in Ein Jammer
Hotdogman, in A Real Adult

Temptation leads to the dark side…

A Sith I am it seems.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Absolutely.

Johanno, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck

Be me:

watch on demand

Skip boring parts.

If skipping leads to 20% remaining watch time, drop it.

Regret even starting it and then start another shitty series which you know won’t entertain you

Duamerthrax,

I’ve noticed that I’ll give a show part way into its second season before dropping it if it’s annoying me. Sometimes a show fixes itself once it finds what it wants to be. Other times, it doubles down on the stupid. The Flash, RWBY, and the BSG remake were this way for me.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Next level is watching YouTube summaries of shows and movies.

Viking_Hippie,

Next level after that is to forsake all joy and quality of life by skipping to the comments of the YouTube summaries without watching.

Norgur, in A Real Adult

You know that you've reached adulthood the moment you realize that being a child was where it was at and all that acting super grown up you did as a child and teen was really, really wasted time.

RealFknNito,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

We acted like adults because too often we were undermined for being children. We mistook being taken seriously and being grown up.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.”

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azertyfun,

Nah, you’re an adult when you realize other people’s expectations of adulthood don’t apply to you.

For me childhood was miserable, and being a financially independent adult with the freedom to pursue my own hobbies is where it’s really at. I could go to a hardware store and build my own friggin lightsaber right now. Or buy a faithful replica online. That’s just objectively the same, but better.

Norgur, in The Jammin'

Fun fact: Jamming communications is illegal in Germany.

noerdman,
@noerdman@feddit.de avatar

So is showing Life of Brian on Good Friday, and yet here we are.

pimento64,

It’s illegal in the United States too, jamming cell phones is a great way to get the government to come and shove a broom up your ass.

clearleaf,

It’s basically considered terrorism in most countries

Kerb,
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it’s illegal almost everywhere

pete_the_cat, (edited ) in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

I just moved to Miami 1.5 weeks ago from the North East US, there’s a massive Cuban (and Hispanic in general, but mostly Cuban) population. I’m a guy and I’ve seen this other guy get off on my floor and he lives close to me (it’s a huge building), like once before. We get off and head the same way. I introduced myself and asked what his name was. He has a strong Hispanic accent and said something I didn’t understand at first, so I asked him to repeat it. It sounded like he said his name was Jenatin so I repeated it as I heard it and he just said “yeah” and we parted ways. It wasn’t until I got in my apartment that I realized he was probably saying Johnathan and I felt like a smacked ass 🤦‍♂️

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

It happens man! Next time you see him just apologize. Then again that might be the Canadian in me that makes it seem so easy.

pete_the_cat,

Yeah, next time I see him (it’s been a few days so far) I’m gonna be like “Hey!Jonathan, right?” and go based off of that.

offendicula, in "This Show" by Chris Hallbeck
@offendicula@fedia.io avatar

It's a verb and it's "hatewatching" 🙂

Honytawk,

But … why?

If I don’t enjoy something, I just turn on something I do enjoy.

Or is it really because they watched so much they don’t have anything they enjoy watching anymore?

frezik,

Me and my wife, in a hotel after a long day, because we can’t cast YouTube to the TV (which is becoming less common).

clark,
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Sometimes you gotta let steam off by yelling at a show. Better than yelling at people.

cvozbosher,

And then it bleeds into the internet and communities for fans of the show/movie/game get overrun with people who just want to complain. Complaining gets more engagement than enjoying and the hate rises to the top. And I’m sitting here wondering again: Why don’t you just watch things you enjoy and then go lift weights and/or talk to someone (good friend or therapist)?

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