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balderdash9, in More like guidelines [Mr Lovenstein]

I don’t think I’ve ever hand-washed anything. Then again, most clothes these days are build to be pretty disposable and include plastics instead of only natural fibers.

angrystego, in "Spell and Speak" by Mr.Lovenstein

The spell accidentally gave the cat a second set of eyes instead of the ability to speak.

Drbreen, in Slow and Courteous [Beetlemoses]

Slow and courteous is great, but I can’t stand it when people break common road rules to be courteous. That becomes confusing and dangerous.

essteeyou,

Absolutely! Behave as expected and everything will go better.

There’s a thing called “the wave of death” where one driver stops in the middle of a road and waves for a pedestrian to cross, but the cars going the other way don’t know this person just decided to do that, and the pedestrian has a false sense of safety from being waved across… Bad shit.

SARGEx117,

Don’t be polite: be predictable.

Don’t wave that other person through the intersection when it’s your turn, it just creates confusion. Go through like you are supposed to.

Don’t slow down to let the yeilding traffic in. They are supposed to YEILD TO YOU.

Belzebubulubu,
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

Yeah! Make those peasants yeild to your law enforced and god given right, to hell with being nice! /s

Yeah don’t do wave another person through, that’s just an accident waiting to happen

PP_BOY_, in "More sleep" by Chris Hallbeck
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

“TWO AM” Is the only wrong way to write it

Master,

Too am

spittingimage, in ‘END OF A WAR?’ [OC]
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

No no no, we only wish it was dead, instead of being forced to watch Disney trot out its stale corpse again any time they think they sniff profit.

ChonkyOwlbear, in Every day Billy?!

I’m pretty sure it is a law somewhere that every school has to have a photocopy of this comic in the teachers lounge with that specitic school’s name edited in.

Hegar,

Multuple lecturers had it on the outside of their door at my uni.

Thassodar, in "Help With Stuff" by Poorly Drawn Lines

Is it just me or are 5 of the 7 frames for this comic the same image?

Klear,
bitsplease,

This recurring bit was one of my favorite parts of the comic lol

Everythingispenguins,

Looks like six. They just cut the bird out of the first frame to make the other two bird frames

Amaltheamannen,

There’s bird, mouse open mouth raised arms, mouse closed mouth raised arms and mouse closed mouth lowered arms. So 4.

TheKingBee,
@TheKingBee@lemmy.world avatar

And that takes away from it because?

Taringano,

Oh boy imagine when you hear of Dinosaur Comic

drislands, in Garfeld and Ron [OC]

In the context of the fan theory that says Garfield hates Mondays because that’s when Jon leaves for work, this is extra tragic.

MargotRobbie, in "Romantic Evening" by War and Peas
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“An 15th century ritual sacrifice dagger! It’s just what I wanted. Babe, this is the best Valentine’s Day ever!”

qooqie, in "Don't be a statistic" by PBF Comics

If I got reincarnated as a spider and knew I would keep being reincarnated I’d def freak some people out. Maybe not up the butt, but maybe in the ear

omgarm,

Ear spiders are common but you could be the first butt spider.

CitizenKong, (edited )

Ear cockroaches are actually worse since they are not very good at moving backwards. So once they’re in they don’t have any chance but to burrow ever deeper.

One the other hand, ear spiders might just make themselves a cozy home there. (NSFL)

rockerface,

Thanks, I hate it. Gotta go buy some earplugs fot sleeping. And maybe a buttplug, while I’m at it

BarrelAgedBoredom,

I’m dealing with a roach infestation right now and you’ve just made that 100x worse lol

Enkers,

What a bad day to have eyes…

ripcord,
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I clicked on the pbfcomics link accidentally and got a comic about a bird stealing an s and this comment really confused me.

Foexle, in "Could've Done Better" by Poorly Drawn Lines
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Wait wait wait. There are actually ppl who don’t order whole Pizzas, but a specific number of slices?

TwinTusks,

Yes, when I was single, I only order a slice or two for myself.

Johanno,

So after ordering 12 slices you then choose a whole pizza for dessert right?

Slow,

I didn’t know it was possible.

poppy,

Pizza shops in big cities (particularly NYC) sell by the slice. Growing up my mall food court (canteen) had a stall that sold by the slice.

gravitas_deficiency, in Things are constantly happening [ADHDinos]

Huh… I didn’t realize that existential ennui was so highly correlated with ADHD.

Add my data point to the statistical set, I guess… 😬

BluesF,

I think at the moment it’s highly correlated with reading the news

RememberTheApollo,

…and we read all the news but don’t finish the articles.

The_Cleanup_Batter, (edited ) in "Private Wallace" by Extra Fabulous Comics

Even more hilarious when you realize that the veteran has only one leg in the drawing. Edit: Well excuse me for thinking that the punchline was that the son had just pivoted to drawing really depressing topics garnering the reaction from the parents.

cley_faye,

Congratulation on your reading skills.

quicksand,

What else was hilarious about it?

GetKebab,

Technically you’re correct, and I wish I could agree. However, the line “I’m so glad our son has moved away from drawing huge cocks” was already pretty great.

Zorque,

The shockingly large penis of the one-legged man.

Aecosthedark,

Thats how i read it dude. Your edit made me see what the artist was going for, thank you.

BluesF,

Man I did not get this joke at all before reading this lmao

DjMeas, in "Is He Friendly?" by The Other End Comics

Funny that there was another comic about how oranges cats are the true evil ones, not black cats hahah.

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in "About Ghost" by Poorly Drawn Lines

Dam those are some cool animals

Viking_Hippie,

The coolest!

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