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SamsonSeinfelder, in I mean, it stands to reason!

I got tired just thinking about a response to people like that.

VikingHippie,

Yeah, if I had a dollar for every minute I’ve spent doing that, I could buy the Eiffel Tower and put in a fair bid for the Taj Mahal

tetris11,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll give you fifty for the Eiffel Tower.

VikingHippie,

At that price, you’re gonna have to haul it yourself.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Do the legs unscrew? I have 6x4 trailer, will it fit in that? It doesn’t look that big on the television.

VikingHippie,

Do the legs unscrew?

Dunno, worth a try? 🤷

I have 6x4 trailer, will it fit in that?

Yes, it’s smaller than 6 by 4 nautical miles. Should fit comfortably within those dimensions.

It doesn’t look that big on the television.

Depends on both the size of your TV and your distance from the TV. I’ve personally found that it looks enormous when having my face pressed directly to the glass of a 36 inch tv, but that was a while ago and your mileage may vary 🤷

negativenull, in Hidden Beauty - Safely Endangered

I can’t put my arms down!

z500,
@z500@startrek.website avatar

You’ll crack your screen, kid!

WintLizard, in You will pay for this [Salo Comics]
@WintLizard@sopuli.xyz avatar

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/112bd3c5-22a4-4a0e-8871-b88210a07a97.jpeg

OurTragicUniverse,
@OurTragicUniverse@kbin.social avatar

She's Bajoran

ech, in Little Caesar's [beetlemoses]

I get it’s referencing the back rooms, but I don’t get why. No location I’ve ever been to looked anything like that.

bionicjoey,

I think the joke is that nobody ever actually enters LC. They just order from there. So there would be no way of knowing if it was actually secretly an entrance to the backrooms

PuzzledBlueberry,

Every LC I’ve ever seen is takeout only… You have to go inside to get the pizza

GiantRobotTRex,

I remember in-store dining at Little Caesars in the '90s but nowadays all the ones I know of are takeout only.

deleteme,

This could have been an episode of Reply All, from their “Yes, yes, no” segment. It would go down the Backrooms rabbit hole and back up reminiscing about cheap Little Caesar’s.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

I order for pickup and it looks like this.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/349804d2-de77-4118-a18e-8ce0006fef11.jpeg

But now that you mentioned it, what is their back room? Do they even have a kitchen?

Or do they all just go to the Little Caesars Dimension and through the Pizza Portal and fetch us some Hot-and-Readys by negotiating with the outer gods?

bionicjoey,

The door to the back is a portal to the elemental plane of pizza. Employees dip into the back to slay a pizza elemental and harvest its crust whenever they run out of dipping sticks.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Oh wow TIL

Kase,

Hey um I’m sorry but I’ve been seeing you here for months and I just have to know: is there a story/meaning behind your username choice?? If so please please tell me the lore. I want to know. I need to know.

Assman,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

People order delivery from little Caesars? I didn’t even know they had delivery.

IMongoose,

For real. They’re going to get a $5-$6 pizza delivered to them for $15-$20? Are they nuts? Go get real food.

jayandp,

They partnered with DoorDash a few years ago, and its one of those one driver=multiple stops things. Which means your pizza is usually cold by the time it gets to you.

jordanlund, in Sleeping position
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Approved:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1557e76a-aeb5-46ea-bc22-9805de65a594.jpeg

feedum_sneedson,

she cute

Ebber,

The ball flattener 3000!

AlijahTheMediocre,

A guy died in a cave from being stuck in this position.

EtherWhack,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds a bit nutty

Axiochus,

That’s one way of putty it.

gibmiser, (edited ) in elders

My Zune still playing

cough hack wheeze

“Is that all you got?”

AlecSadler,

I miss my Zune. Do you seriously still have one?

gibmiser,

Yep. Mounted on the wall in my dad’s barn, playing an endless shuffle of my music from 15? Years ago.

Vex_Detrause,

I tied him up in my dad’s barn and it sings constantly

That what it sounds like.

Brunbrun6766, in Poor JC can’t even get delivery
@Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world avatar

Something something passion of the crust

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

He died for our cheese

acockworkorange,

Cheesus Crust, man.

Candelestine, in "Ooops my chamber of secrets" by Port Sherry

Or we could just let people have the freedom to express their actual sexual feelings.

richardisaguy,
@richardisaguy@lemmy.world avatar

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    Candelestine,

    … just sayin, no need to get all upset about it.

    jordanlund, in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
    @jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

    One of mine figured out that rattling the window blind wakes us up.

    Then she taught the kitten to do it too.

    They tag team us.

    platypus_plumba, (edited ) in In case of emergency, open crisps bag

    — 911 emergencies, how can I help you?

    — My cat’s been sleeping on my lap for 2 days, I think I’ll die of dehydration!

    — We’ll send two officers sir, but be patient please, their cats are on their laps.

    Decoy321, in Get a millenium falcon!

    The original from Perry Bible Fellowship.

    Crul, in A question to God

    Also on their website: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - LLM

    Hover text: Best you can do with cosmos-3.5 is get a universe that’s classical at low speeds.

    Bonus panelhttps://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/llm

    RSS Feed: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/rss

    hakunawazo, in A message from Santa [deliberatelyburied]

    I see what you did there - and so did Santa.

    SantaClaus,

    And so did I.

    Klear,

    And so you did.

    TrickDacy, in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    So is this intentionally mislabeled? Only the youngest millennials would be like 5% that bad, while gen z would actually be like that at times.

    FilthyShrooms, in "Thank God" by Extra Fabulous Comics
    @FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world avatar

    Mood

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/67d620b6-059b-4a27-88d0-51a5c8ead853.jpeg

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    MRW I studied for 11 years but people still think God did the job.

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