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Crul, in JPEG

Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Jpeg

Hover text: Pronounced tzchphezche.

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M500, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

Haha, I never considered that perspective I envy may cats often, but they do freak out at the smallest thing, like one cat is terrified of trash bags, but only when they are empty.

FooBarrington,

Makes sense to me. Why do empty trash bags exist? Nobody wants an empty trash bag, so everyone fills them up all the time. Why not sell them pre-filled? It just doesn’t make sense.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl…

FooBarrington, (edited )

You have no concrete proof. If there ever was proof, it’s certainly not on the table. Oh, and somebody seems to have barfed on it.

RealM, in JPEG
@RealM@kbin.social avatar

Time to dig out the sonic shitposts.

GombeenSysadmin, in JPEG

Coming from the jif camp myself, I’d just like to point out it’s jay-phej.

assassin_aragorn,

As someone in the jif camp I would like to publicly denounce this abomination and say it does not represent us soft g advocates in any way.

Viking_Hippie,
HelloHotel,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

why do I pronounce ‘JIF’ as ‘yeif’

havokdj,

Ur mom is jay

CaySimit, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

at least it doesn’t have to pay taxes

racketlauncher831,

Wanna switch lives with a begger?

CaySimit,

Being a begger doesn’t make you free of taxes unfortunately So no thanks i’ll take the rabbit

DahGangalang,

Naw, I just wanna go live in the woods, ya know, like the Libertarians.

SuckMyWang,

Didn’t they get eaten by bears?

nilloc,

Yeah, and now that bears are a problem in the nearby towns that the libertarians didn’t (directly) fuck up.

DahGangalang,

Still better than paying taxes

jaybone,

They get eaten by elephants.

ira, in "Political Nuance" by PervisTime

A vote for not killing their babies is a vote for killing our babies

Viking_Hippie,

Which one is a vote for feeding almost all babies to Cthulhu?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

T̸̢̛̠͓̩͎̯͖̜̪̖͕̫̬͈͕̜̤͙͕͖̹̪̹͔̺̱̥̗̬͇̟̫̪͔͉̱̣̟͔̥̳̖̠̈́͋̿̐̐̋͌̄̊͌͊̎̈́̈́̍͗̚͘͜͝ͅͅh̷̨̡̧̛̛̝̬̦̲̼͖̗͍̦͍̞̠͉̳̺͚̫͕͇̣̙̠͚̰͈̅̌̔͐̈̔̅͗̅̏̆͆̓̈́͛̅̾͆͗̿̉̇͌̾̍̀͗͒̐̾̋̀̓́̕͝͝͝ͅį̷̨̦̻͚̤̬͔̖̜̘̻͕̟̲̯͙̞̭̔́̊̽͐̎͜͝ͅͅs̴̨̡̢̛͚̳̣̤̗̜͓̲̦͇̣̦̬̹͇̯̖͙̱͚͙̰̩̬͈̗̘͙̺̹͚̥͙̹̤̖̹͚̞̉͂́͊̾̓̓͐͗̎̄̄̆́̆͒̾̇̊̕͘͘͜ͅ ̷͙̘͂̃̈́̈́̽̿̔̆̏̒̽̍̅̀̈́̒͒̑͑͊̃̇̈́̋̓̊̍̚̕̚͘͘͝o̷̧̡̨̨̧̳͕̫̫͚̖͚̥̺̬̯̖̯͙̟̲͎͎̫̞̱̭̣͔̣͍̣͙̹͖̝͚̻̞̿̏́̔́͌̾̈̾̑̍̔͑̅͌̈́̀̒̊̅͐̕͜͜͜͜͠͝n̷̢̢̧̡̡̢͔̠͎̙͇̥͙͎̼̫͉̟̖͇̞͔̙̝̭̬͉͓̩̹͖̱̩̾͠e̵̢͉̪̝͙͈͊̿͌͆̉̂̃͂̃̊́͗̈̈́̓͂̆̊͑͛̇̅̓̅̏̏̕̕

Everythingispenguins,

Come on you know voting for a third party is just a waste of a vote. This election is serious there are babies to kill.

moriquende,

why not all babies? are you a pedo or something?

Viking_Hippie,

I’m thinking we’re going to need to keep a tiny percentage of them to avoid the extinction of the species. It sucks, I know 🤷

DragonTypeWyvern,

Do we have to?

porcariasagrada,

have? no. but a tiny population to feel shame and record creating and keeping would not be all that bad. 5 million humans would be more than enough.

Viking_Hippie,

So what you’re saying is to keep every Danish person minus 500k-600k and eliminate everyone else?

porcariasagrada,

nah, danes still pollute a lot. more like indigenous people that are used to live of the land, aborigenes, amazonian tribes, african tribes. you know cultures that are more focused on earth.

meliaesc,

I’d love to see a reboot of survivor with only billionaires as contestants.

Event_Horizon,

See I’m not a fan of free-range or caged babies even if it’s to continue the species. I think we should move towards sustainable lab grown babies

abbadon420, in "Authentic" by TheyCanTalk

This is my spirit animal

rubythulhu, in "Wild Life" by MrLovenstein

Either I am a bunny, or bunnies have ptsd, or both

FunkyMonk, in JPEG

Welp, now this is back in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVhOPiM4mk

caesar_salad83,

try this one

graymess, in JPEG
lolcatnip, in JPEG

It’s pronounced like yiff. I have spoken.

Jivebunny, (edited )
@Jivebunny@lemmy.world avatar

Great, now search for communities with ‘yiff’ here on lemmy.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

havent been on there but from a quick glance looks to be a lively discussion on our beloved moving image standard. shameless plug: we also have a lovely knot making community.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess,
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

That’s a fantastic idea ;P

Still kicking myself for joining Pawb and not Yiffit <.<

SVcross,
@SVcross@lemmy.world avatar

If in your group chat, people start sending yiffs it becomes a yiff party.

spudwart, (edited ) in JPEG
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

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  • AlataOrange,

    The creation of a thing gives you no special power over how the rest of the world treats it.

    spudwart,
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  • Stoney_Logica1,

    Ghes.

    spudwart,
    @spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

    Huh?

    FiskFisk33, in JPEG

    its pronounced gipf

    eskimofry,

    Wupf energy?

    IHeartBadCode, in JPEG
    @IHeartBadCode@kbin.social avatar
    TheImpressiveX, in JPEG
    @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

    Why don’t you just pronounce it “gee-eye-eff”?

    Sombyr,
    @Sombyr@lemmy.one avatar

    That’s what I do. If somebody’s gonna be pissed no matter how you pronounce it, might as well piss them all off equally.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m just going to say “graphic interchange format” from now on.

    assassin_aragorn,

    Funny enough, that has both a hard g and a soft g in it.

    feedum_sneedson,

    JEEF

    hakunawazo,

    Is gee-eye-eff the GI:Joe from AliExpress?

    Viking_Hippie,

    Because that way madness lies.

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