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nieceandtows, in Taking in the best moments while you can

You should still take some time for yourself. Always putting others’ needs before yours will burn you out.

ZeroTHM,

This is not “others”. This is his son.

nieceandtows,

Unless he is Jesus, father and son are separate people :)

Kolanaki, in Shut out to one of lemmys best. An amazing dude who has helped keep this place going.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Whoa what? 🥺

BloodSlut,

you the real MVP

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao yeah you’re a micro celeb

Speculater,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I learned from him!

Kase,

My other favorite big blue username! Hi!!

Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It used to be in small letters but after so many idiots responded to me with “name checks out” and trying to mock me for my name by using it as an insult against me

I made it big and blue just to spite them ❤️

It’s also a good way to figure out who to filter. Anytime someone goes “name checks out” they get automatically blocked. It’s funny that they think they can insult me using my own name, yet all have 1:1 the same response

Kase,

Cool backstory, thanks for sharing it! I’m honored to know more of the 🐑S H E E P L E🐑 lore.

And the little sheep emojis are very cute imo. 🐑🐑

I aspire to have your level of confidence someday.

surewhynotlem,

I do see you everywhere. So either you have exactly the same tastes as me, or you’re everywhere 😃

Either way, it’s great.

Franzia,

I told you, you’re pretty alright 🥺

Zehzin,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You dropped this, blue king 👑

Starglasses, in A nice dress is a nice dress!

Love it. It’s so easy to jusy say “oops” and try again. Much admiration to people who can do that and have unhindered acceptance of the world. I hope it spreads around.

sfgifz, in My face staring back at me

All blondes look the same?

TeryVeneno,

OP in the tweet is trans.

MTLion3,

… I wanna say duh? lol

danc4498,

I didn’t realize this

dependencyinjection,

Nor did I. I was hella confused.

Nice to see all the huh durr comments in here, as if they know everything there is to know and could never not understand something.

Try and be less judgmental guys!!

PsychedSy,

Yeah I am old enough I just kind of scan past emojis so I had no clue.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Whoosh? Lol.

don,

OP also plays GW

iheartneopets, (edited )

Damn, you’re so far up the ass of your own misogyny that you can’t even read critically. Life must be really hard for you.

EDIT: would this commenter saying “All [insert race here] look the same?” be acceptable to all of you? I sincerely doubt it. Why is them ‘joking’ the same about women okay for you all?

dustyData, in Relatable in any time period

It’s an ancient concept, depicted several times over history. The oldest one is an old Chinese tale (and related paintings) that has an emperor cutting his sleeve to avoid disturbing his sleeping lover (a younger man). So famous that “cut sleeve passion” became euphemism for homosexuality in China.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

I would say that if this is actually old then it might be one of the oldest memes

modifier,

I think this honor goes to the nam-shub of Enki.

southbayrideshare, (edited )

In Islam, there is an apocryphal story of the prophet Muhammad doing this for his cat Muezza.

NotSoCoolWhip,

I was hoping it would be a picture, not a story :(

Faresh,

That would imply having to draw the prophet Muhammad.

96VXb9ktTjFnRi, (edited )

The prophet Mohammed has been drawn many times. It’s a shame that very often the head of Muhammed has been scratched off of the paintings. People still honored the artwork but thought depicting the prophet was a mistake. Persian miniature art is a beautiful world to dive into if art has your interest. Kamāl ud-Dīn Behzād would be a nice starting point.

NotSoCoolWhip,

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PaupersSerenade,
@PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works avatar

This has to be a reference, yeah?

PP_BOY_, in True love
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Does anyone have any tips on getting a 24’ tall girlfriend?

LordOfTheChia, (edited )

Depends, do you have an abnormally large head and psychic powers?

Fuck_u_spez_,

For some reason I read that as 24" and was briefly very concerned.

slazer2au,

The Netherlands.

raubarno,

7.20 m tall? You gotta be dating a statue…

FlihpFlorp,

Well they do say the rabbits small so maybe you just need an average height GF and you’re the small one. It also says she’s giant so maybe it’s a little bit of both you been small her being big

machin_shin,

Dude, you’re disappointing enough to normal sized women.

GBU_28,

Source?

daemoz,

Your mom

GBU_28,

Big, if true.

ArmokGoB,

Amazon

otter, in Like a time capsule

Looks like they tried to get rid of it 10 years ago then brought it back

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-21719848

robotica,

I love how the post says the “mind the gap” was recorded in 1950 but TfL started using that message in 1969 😆

jjjalljs, in My face staring back at me

On the one hand, very sweet.

On the other, UGH NOW I FEEL OLD. I was already an adult working an office job when guild wars 2 came out :(

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Someone I worked with was super into GW1 and was very excited about the sequel, excited enough that I tried it out at release. I liked it but didn’t have a lot of time so lost interest.

I was quite surprised to see it pop up still being updated the other day!

jjjalljs,

It’s a surprisingly good game for one that’s been out so long! And they don’t raise the level cap so taking a break doesn’t mean you fall behind.

Highly recommend, even for short bursts of play.

Grayox, (edited )
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Not raising the level cap is super refreshing to see, might check it out.

Robmart,

New gear isn’t better than old gear either, no item levels that constantly get higher like in WoW and FFXIV. Basically a char with only items and skills from the first expansion can still be competitive today.

AlpacaChariot, in Wholesome Mike

BY accident

Deceptichum, (edited )
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Languages evolve.

Both are fine and used/understood by English speakers.

Descriptive grammar is the language as spoken and used by its speakers.

Prescriptive grammar is a board of old men telling everyone else how they think it should be said.

Be more like descriptive grammar.

ToffeeIsForClosers,

Unless I’m reading this wrong, I think you’ve got those two linguistic approaches reversed.

AlpacaChariot,

American English perhaps, “on accident” sounds absolutely absurd to most Brits.

Are you someone who thinks it doesn’t matter if someone mixes up they’re / their / there etc? These things do matter because if you don’t use them correctly people are more likely to misunderstand you.

All of my English teachers were “old” women by the way, nice attempt there to shoehorn in some baddies. Nothing worse than old men, am I right?

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, nah mate.

Try again next time eh.

Prater, (edited )

Calm down.

The whole point of language is communication and being able to understand others and make yourself understood.

Considering that, most English speaking people would have absolutely no problem understanding the meaning of this post so it’s really not that big of an issue.

However, you do have a point about encouraging the use of good English in the sense that it allows for less confusion, but maybe if you came across of less of a pedantic porcupine who cares more about making fun of others than trying to give useful information then more people would be willing to listen to you.

Just like you were trying to make that point Deceptichum was trying to point out that people use different forms of language in different settings such as being more informal and loose with grammar on the internet, for example. Using their/there/they’re is much less worse than saying on accident instead of by accident.

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  • metaStatic,

    Even an accident

    Jerkface,

    FOR accident?

    theneverfox,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    OF accident

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

    BY purpose

    fruitSnackSupreme,

    Stop promoting bad English. English has rules for a reason, you can’t just speak or write however you like, else we wouldn’t get graded in English class, now would we?

    echodot, (edited )

    Language can evolve all at wants, but Americans are still wrong whenever they say it.

    Language has to evolve into something, the Americans seem to be trying to make language evolve away from coherence. You’re probably the type that says using the word literally to mean figuratively is acceptable as well.

    Deceptichum, (edited )
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Reddit user over here acting smarter than dictionaries and the word nerds who write them.

    https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/misuse-of-literally

    Oh and I’m not American, nice try arrogant Pom.

    xigoi,
    @xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    This comment is ironic considering that many words have different, more coherent spelling in American English, such as “color” or “theater”.

    Icaria,

    Languages evolve.

    Funny how this canard is always directed towards the literate. It’s only ever allowed to evolve one way, usually with some vaguely political bias towards the youth/against anyone over the age of 25, or as some kind of act of pandering to the lower classes or some minority group (willfully ignoring that the spread is in large part attributable to multi-billion dollar media organisations, and far from organic).

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    This comment is a bit sus ngl

    Icaria,

    OP is clearly over 25, vent them.

    Enkers, (edited )

    I think you have it backwards, perhaps. Prescriptive is like when a doctor tells you what drugs to take via a prescription. That’s the old man one. (Although I think it’s quite often younger people who have recently had the idea of correct and incorrect useages of languages drilled into them!) Oh, either you edited your post, or I’m crazy. :)

    Also, while too much prescriptivism is certainly obnoxious, not enough has its own problems. Language needs a certain amount of conformity to ensure were actually having a conversation about what we both think we’re having a conversation about.

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Ah you must’ve caught the mixup before I edited it. Well spotted.

    MxM111,
    @MxM111@kbin.social avatar

    Accidentally.

    RampantParanoia2365,

    ADJACENT accident.

    RIPandTERROR,
    @RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Bi accident

    blackn1ght,

    I guess it’s a non-native English speaking mistake? I’ve never heard anyone say this apart from on the internet.

    anti, (edited )

    It’s an American thing (some parts anyway), my kids starting saying it from watching YouTubers until I corrected them harshly.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    I’ll forward you the number to call, but there are always Hot English Professors in your area, ready to mete out linguistic punishment.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    Unilaterally occuring in the vicinity of another event at the same time: possibly by chance: -A/N short description of the sorry State of English. Vol. 3

    effward, in Black olive birthday
    @effward@lemmy.world avatar

    As an olive hater and tomato sauce purist:

    that’s not even a pizza anymore.

    halcyoncmdr,
    @halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

    Tomato sauce purist you say…

    You realize tomatoes are not native to Europe at all? They are native to South America and weren’t introduced to Italy until the 1500s. Even if you consider pizza at all to be Italian, the pizzas we know are a far cry from true Italian pizza.

    cryptiod137,

    Was there even pre-tomato pizza though?

    spacecowboy,

    Yeah it just had spaghetti or a crème sauce on top instead.

    Steve,

    Excuse me what is spaghetti sauce without tomatoes?

    Kase,

    Not spaghetti sauce, spaghetti

    Steve,

    Just noodles on top of dough?

    Kase,

    Hey don’t ask me, ask spacecowboy

    spacecowboy,

    Yeah what you said!

    jaybone,

    Starch game be like

    ParsnipWitch, (edited )

    I guess every culture that came to the conclusion to make some kind of bread at some point in time eventually put stuff on that bread. Like leftovers. The question is, do we call that a pizza… Or is it a flat sandwich or something…

    ElBarto,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    This website should answer your question: cuberule.com

    ParsnipWitch,

    Thank you! I will use this knowledge to be even more of an annoyance and smart-ass to my surroundings. It’s perfect…

    deus,

    This is amazing. I feel enlightened and the cube is my new religion. I must spread the word and tell everyone that pizzas are toasts and hotdogs are tacos.

    snaprails,
    @snaprails@feddit.uk avatar

    Do NOT open the “is this a sandwich” argument! 😱 😀

    Drivebyhaiku,

    Yup. Pizza as a word to mean a flatbread with toppings pre-date the arrival of tomatoes in Europe by a good 1400 years ish.

    Just like how ketchup originally was just kind of a type of plant matter derived sauce with a runny consistency that utilized a fair amount of salt. Tomato ketchup was at one point a fairly new fangled novelty as for the longest time the favoured version of it was made of mushrooms.

    The tomato more than most tends to just take over certain parts of food culture and drives out all other varieties. It’s kind of the cuckoo of the food world.

    MajorMajormajormajor,

    for the longest time the favoured version of it was made of mushrooms.

    What in the fuck?

    jaybone,

    Yeah that sound terrible.

    stevehobbes,

    I’d try it.

    snaprails,
    @snaprails@feddit.uk avatar

    Go on then www.realfoods.co.uk/ProductImagesID/9430_1.jpg

    I might have to try it as well.

    stevehobbes,

    Ooh. Looks like it’s available on Amazon in the states. The reviews are good but seems like it’s almost more of a steak sauce than ketchup in texture/taste.

    pete_the_cat,

    I sometimes watch this 18th century cooking show on YouTube and saw that a while ago and was surprised since we consider tomatoes synonymous with ketchup. IIRC mushroom ketchup has more of a consistency to Worcestershire sauce than tomato ketchup.

    EvilHankVenture,

    Bread was invented in Egypt so by your standards “true Italian” pizza can’t have that either.

    Honytawk,

    If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

    ~Carl Sagan

    jaybone,

    Pretty sure there were other places in Africa and the Middle East where bread making technology was being developed.

    effward,
    @effward@lemmy.world avatar

    My favorite kinda pizza comes from Detroit. Runner up: Chicago. Italian style pizza isn’t even in contention :P

    Honytawk,

    And how many times have you actually left the US in your life?

    effward,
    @effward@lemmy.world avatar

    Probably more than most Americans. Dozens of times? I haven’t kept count.

    Why the personal jab tho? I’m just sharing my pizza opinions.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m pretty sure you can leave America and still like American-style pizza, what with it being sold in many, many other countries too.

    MonkderZweite, (edited )

    As an olive lover, it clearly said “White Pie”.

    hayalci,

    That’s fine, it says “pie” anyway…

    BigBananaDealer,
    @BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

    i love black olives but they ruin a pizza. its all i end up tasting

    effward,
    @effward@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s one of my main problems with them, too.

    general_kitten,

    well it’s called a white pie so i guess it never was

    Hegar, in And I love him

    I opened the door one day and there he was. He looked up at me, meowed hungrily and put a paw up the doorway.

    Texas_Hangover,

    I just got one that way, sweet little thing. Already had one cat, that my daughter begged and pleaded for, said “no” because we have 2 dogs already, finally relented on the condition that, “if the dogs kill the cat, you can’t hold it against them because dogs are gonna dog, and they were here first.”

    One dog absolutely fell in love with the cat and they’re inseparable now, and the other dog didn’t give a fuck either way. Then suddenly door cat shows up and adorabled its way into our lives…

    Fuzzyleftovers,

    That is the cutest use of language I have ever seen: adorabled

    Texas_Hangover,

    Incredibly apt too lmao. I was not a cat person whatsoever, treacherous self-centered critters. I had no use for them. But I’ll be damned if they ain’t fucking cute and lovable once you let your guard down lol.

    shalafi,

    How I got my last one. One-eyed, starved, raggedy assed cat just sitting there, asking for help.

    Hegar,

    Mine was tailless, filthy, with a large hairless scar across his back and blue bow tie.

    TropicalDingdong,

    and blue bow tie.

    How cute!

    criticon,

    The cat distribution system is broken in my area. There are almost no strays, we were “hunting” for one for a couple of months until we decided to go to a petsmart to adopt our boy

    Sweetpeaches69, (edited )

    Probably best for the environment.

    NielsBohron,
    @NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

    The prevalence of coyotes and other predators in my rural mountain town means that there are effectively zero strays around me. We had to drive an hour plus from our house to a shelter at the closest “big” city to adopt our latest.

    MonkderZweite, (edited )

    So how is it broken?

    Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Wholesome submission
    @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

    I'd pledge my allegiance to that flag

    macrocephalic,

    In dog we trust

    fckreddit,

    I would pledge allegiance to that dog.

    Ugurcan, in After watching the 2nd episode of 11th season of Futurama, I googled "Futurama S11E02 discussion" (without quotes) and Lemmy.world was the 2nd result. We can do it, guys.

    Now do it with DuckDuckGo

    beltsin,

    Lemmy comes way above Reddit on DuckDuckGo for me, pretty nice.

    sgtlighttree,

    Wonder if the overlap of users makes Lemmy rank higher on DDG?

    LunchEnjoyer, (edited )
    @LunchEnjoyer@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve yet to see Lemmy appear once in my DDG results… 😔

    spez,
    bazus1,

    Third for me, and similarly no Re**it. Well done!

    NocturnalMorning, in Self love

    This is either very wholesome, or super creepy.

    Cesarean6904,

    Its netiher because its not real.

    Koof_on_the_Roof,

    She has a blue tick after her name, so Elon says it is.

    awnery,

    it must be cold out there in the void of deep space where nothing happens

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Cold but we get so much reading done out here.

    awnery,

    when i get there, i promise to be never less than 9 trillion light years away.

    actually, uh, i brought a 256 gig full of books. how long will that last me? what happens when i run out? I read the same 50 books until infinity?

    activ8r,

    I think it is heavily dependent on if she used a different voice, or not, for the “I love you, too” bit.

    DigitalPaperTrail,

    I read it more as passive aggressive sass from no one saying goodnight to her

    elscallr,
    @elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

    Well that makes me sad

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

    I love this take

    Rozz,

    Because this is the 12th time she has come out of her room after she is supposed to be in bed.

    EvilCartyen, in The kids are alright

    My experience as well, kids are nicer to each other than we were in the 90s for sure.

    AlolanYoda,

    Oh, that’s so nice. Is it maybe something our generation is doing right to these kids?

    … Or is it just the effects of lead in the air going away?

    LavaPlanet, (edited )

    Yeah, those poor 90’s kids were dealing with some unacknowledged or untreated intergenerational trauma, parenting, a cycle which they’ve been working on breaking. It’s really hard to have emotional regulation and not take out your feelings on someone else when you have no pre frontal cortex development, yet, and you’ve never had that exampled for you, by parents. Not having a go at you, at all, or refuting you, your statement is entirely true, they (we) were assholes at times. I just find the second half to that story hugely uplifting.

    EvilCartyen,

    Sure, they are nicer because we’re trying hard to make them nicer, more tolerant, more inclusive, etc. It’s definitely a positive.

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