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mozzribo, in It's hard to believe

No.

bentropy, (edited ) in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

Don’t send us your garbage.

-The rest of the Planet.

Kidplayer_666,

I’ll give up if you send him to me.

-the Preserverance rover on Mars

FunkyMonk,

Hes bonkers-senile enough that he could think to the moon is getting richest of all, send him up with an igloo's full of oxegen and mcwhatevers and let short planning bankrupt his assets moonside. Moon Prison 2024. I do feel sorry though for future generations having to deal with that space detritus...

FunderPants,

Unfortunately, many countries are slipping into Trumps brand of right-wing populism.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Canada for instance. A lot of the plays made by republicans are being copied by conservatives here.

Franklin,

Yup, if I have to hear my uncle tell me another nutjob conspiracy theory about how Trudeau is promoting LGBTQ politics to mask the vaccinations making us gay, I’m going to lose it.

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Yup, Justin isn’t my favorite guy either, but if he is so terrible they wouldn’t have to make shit up to cry about. It just makes them look desperate.

ininewcrow, (edited )
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

They aren’t slipping that way … they are being marketed and advertised in that direction. It takes money and funding to convince people to think a certain way … look at all advertising, Coca-Cola, Doritos, Gucci, Ferrari, Ford, Google, Facebook, Amazon … most people easily identify these things because of years of advertising.

Conservative parties and politicians are pretty bland individuals and hardly have that much charisma, especially here in Canada … but when you plaster their face and their voice non stop in video, paper, commercials, TV, internet, radio everywhere all the time … it has an effect on people. Look at all the idiots everywhere that have the ‘Fuck Trudeau’ sign everywhere in shirts, cars, trucks, houses, stickers

It all requires funding and money to maintain all that promotion.

So the majority of people aren’t thinking this way … they are being marketed to think that the majority of people are thinking this way.

The longer the marketing happens … the more people believe it.

FunderPants,

You’re right, thanks.

mjhelto,

Yup, when America sneezes, the world gets a cold.

marble,

Maybe America should wear a damn mask!

Cannacheques,

If you caught it before me anyway is it my fault or yours?

TwoGems,
@TwoGems@lemmy.world avatar

It’s time for a fairness doctrine in every country. And curriculum that teaches you what fake news is, how to spot it on social media etc.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices,

You know those barges of garbage that the USA sent away but then the destination countries didn’t want them?

That’s how I think of this. Very similar.

kalkulat, in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

There might be a slim chance. But in the words of mid-20th-century writer Robert Anton Wilson,

“Under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. We have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. We have never seen a totally sane human being.”

Eventually there has to be one, so try to hold on to that idea.

random_character_a,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It’s me!

I was born as unsocial piece of shit. It’s not damage, if you were made that way. It’s a feature.

Everythingispenguins,

Just imagine how hard it would be if you were totally sane. It would make you seem like the craziest MF on the planet.

kalkulat, (edited )
@kalkulat@lemmy.world avatar

Unlike the guy the history books call ‘Alexander the Great’. A drunken mass-murdering King who never stopped sharing his misery until the day he died. Some hero!

pudcollar, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

Thanks, Lemmy.ml mods.

postmateDumbass,

Probably the same COINTELPRO organization that runs /r/latestagecapitalism banstick like stalin. intentionally.

Oka, in How was your day?

This is probably Hollywood Blvd, not Disneyland

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

same thing

NaoPb,

What is with your username?

jana,

It’s redacted

psud, (edited )

My client doesn’t show their redaction unless I visit their user page. I see them as MaxVoltage@lemmy.world

altima_neo, (edited )
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Lol yeah. I was thinking it was those people on the street in touristy spots that jump in your photos and charge you for the pleasure.

whofearsthenight,

Almost def. if it was Disneyland, it’s probably about 30 seconds before this person was fired because the mouse doesn’t play when it comes to shit like this.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

The Minnie costume looks way cheaper than the ones they use in Disneyland and the background doesn’t look like anywhere in the park, either. My second guess after Hollywood would be Vegas.

jeffreestar, in oppa

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orsetto, in Free sex... (party)*… Become poor dog

✨michael jackson✨

deegeese,

Poor entertain homo dog

15liam20,

New band name! Callled it.

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

yee yee

DillyDaily, in Only $79.99

It concerns me how many young people I see posting on Tiktok’s that mention lobotomy that they themselves want one.

The mental health care system in US, Aus and UK (the main demographics I encounter on social media) that people are joking about wanting to be lobotomised.

These comments will be on documentary clips that explain in detail the horrors of this procedure and the atrocities committed by the local governments and institutions at the time. But kids are still joking about it.

papalonian,

I mean, people joke about the Holocaust, people joke about 9/11 and slavery etc. Why is this any more concerning?

thisisbutaname, in It's hard to believe

New Zealand get your shit together

Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Aye aye cap’n

Ilovethebomb, in it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

You probably said something mean about Daddy Marx, or pointed out one of the many flaws with communism.

They’re a sensitive lot.

empireOfLove, (edited )

Actually yeah. i’ll guarantee that was it. 14 days ago I was making fun of hexbear users defending russia’s war crimes in the memes /c/ of all places… which is weird that they defend it considering russia is very not-communist anymore.

still sucks since many of the largest communities around things like linux and tech are on .ml

Midnight,

They’re campists; they can’t understand any level of moral complexity.

Anyone who opposes the US is inherently good, because surely the west is the only one that can be imperialistic.

Ilovethebomb,

I’m kinda not surprised the FOSS community would end up on a communist instance, I’m actually considering just blocking the entire .ML instance at this point.

I’m so sick of seeing them having a tantrum every time YouTube tries to make them either pay for the service, or watch ads.

empireOfLove, (edited )

I have a feeling it was more of “that was the biggest instance when we all got started here so we all just stayed here”. The prime-mover advantage for lemmy.world and lemmy.ml is pretty severe and it still shows in user counts/activity. It’s just gotten more obvious over time what lemmy.ml admins (and by extension the developers of the platform) really support.

ShitOnABrick, (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Most of the Main developers are major simps for the ccp just getting it out there

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/89a0bf98-236f-4a0b-b2cd-6b8563761906.jpeg

I’m pretty sure if xi Jinping asked dandelions or whatever his name is to chow down on his rice noodle he’ll do it without any hesitation taking one for the team

deur,

I mean they literally created Lemmy to move their communist bullshit off of Reddit. lemmy.ml is the result of that (on top of lemmy itself).

Shame such dumbasses created such a nice thing. At least we can now enjoy making fun of them.

Franklin, (edited )

Okay can someone please point me to a real, physical, existing example of this happening? I’ve got multiple accounts on multiple instances from when the servers I used were less stable and not once on any of them have I ever seen a single person defended Russia or China politically.

Not trying to be divisive it just comes up a lot and at this point feels like a red scare tactic

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Ah, but it’s never happened to me, personally, so there’s no way that’s true!

That’s how you sound.

empireOfLove,

Don’t make fun of someone asking for a source. That’s called critical thinking.

PlasmaDistortion,

Really? It’s everywhere over there.

Franklin,

I haven’t seen it personally, maybe I just run in different circles but I’ve asked to be directed to an example on 3 occasions now and never once has one been provided.

Not saying it isn’t happening, would just like some proof that it’s not just a band wagon

empireOfLove, (edited )

I had about 6 in my inbox at one time, but they’ve all been lost to the winds of fediverse moderation at this point.

A vast majority of instances have defederated from hexbear/lemmygrad/etc by now. So you dont see nearly as much of them outside of the main lemmy.ml communities, and those that do end up outside them ususally get moderated out by local admins.

If you really are curious. Take a scroll through some of the comments on hexbears “dunk tank” like so. See how long you can read before closing the tab out of disgust. Most of them are commenting completely unironically… (That thread is not Russia specific yes but I couldn’t stomach to scroll down that community any farther. It gives you an idea.)

CPMSP, in Only $79.99

A good friend of mine always says “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.”

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he already had a frontal lobotomy

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

You are friends with Tom Waits?

lemming741,

*full

Sabre363, in Goose
NigelFrobisher, in This little piggy says you stay out of jail...

This is the same reason why I have an extra eye.

Slow, in How was your day?

This is a sad photo. In this difficult world, sometimes you have to work at a job that you don’t like.

Master,

Why do you assume they dont like their job.

lowleveldata,

Because the commenter doesn’t like their job and self-inserted

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely a better job now that they don’t make them share underwear.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Florida, of course

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

lmao its crazy to think this indipemlnded minded entrepreneur is much cleaner than an official disney clown

madcaesar,

No-one likes their job. If they did, it wouldn’t be a job. We all gotta grind.

Gloomy,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

I love my job. I work as a child care teacher and it is a beautiful, rewarding way to earn your living.

TimewornTraveler,

I like mine

ggppjj,

Go grind somewhere else with that defeatist attitude

madcaesar,

Go grind deeze nuts.

ggppjj,

Nah

Rayuza,

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

elscallr, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

Well… they spelled “19” correctly.

datelmd5sum,

and vacation

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