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kamills, in Misleading title exaggerating how great this is.

What’s up with the ai generated text?

Honytawk, in Real Love

Yeah, but it wasn’t consensual.

lawrence, in A terrifying new phenomenon

This is a goddamn cute black hole.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Scientists say you can pet it. It only makes food disappear

Octopus1348, in Burning the calories

And I get all my money from doing this (I’m a reaction YouTuber)

Annoyed_Crabby, in Words to live by

7/11 is a part time job.

ImplyingImplications,

Obama ran around the White House in 10 minutes and 17 seconds. It was almost the fastest time of any president, but Bush did 9:11

BustinJiber, in Yeah, tell me more about these both scenarios

The dude seems to be living in blissful innocence not knowing anything about common koala tactic of falling from tree ass first on a victim underneath thus easily breaking neck.

Psionicsickness, in AHHAHSHAHAGAGA

Post is two hours old. No comments. Cowards. All of you.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

They were mean to me mods mods MODS MODS HELP RDM RDM RDM

FlyingSquid, in A terrifying new phenomenon
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a black hole, but I do have two four-legged vacuum/mops.

Viking_Hippie, in Onlydogs

So the retrievers have become the retrieved… https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0bdf10ba-5d64-4f4d-bda1-7f29b9dcce11.jpeg

RoverRacecar, in Burning the calories

This has the vibes of Facebook memes.

paddirn, in AHHAHSHAHAGAGA

“Ketamine is a helluva drug, amirite folks?!”

lowleveldata, in Fear

Why mint tho

quatschkopf34,

For the prickling sensation.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I hear it de-snap-ifies Ubuntu.

AngryCommieKender,

For that 5 Gum sensation

Touching_Grass,

Its Lemmy so your answer will be either racism or class warfare. Depends if answers are giving during a weekday or not

Cruxifux,

…what?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think you may need to touch some grass

UltraMagnus0001, in Burning the calories

im indian

jacktherippah, in Burning the calories

Hey thats what my Asian mom doeswhen I tell her I did something! Must be getting the headshakes in, burnin’ some calories, eh?

FlyingSquid, in Fear
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a Girl Scout right there!

And if that doesn’t work for you, there’s a Boy Scout selling popcorn!

Jeez, teenagers today.

DragonTypeWyvern,

…

Aren’t most Girl Scouts like, tweens and younger?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

My wife was a girl scout when we met and she was 16.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Was she trying to sell you cookies door to door?

I’m getting concerned here, Squid.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not that I remember. I just remember being in high school drama club with her.

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Those are the Girl Scout version of The Cub Scouts. I know they have Daisy scouts when we had Tiger Cubs, but I don’t know their advancement. Basically you’re in 7th or 8th grade before you are a Boy/Girl Scout, and internally we only really considered Life Scouts (mostly juniors), and Eagle Scouts (mostly seniors) to be full Boy Scouts. I’m not sure if that extends to the GSA.

Apparently they don’t have as many ranks as the BSA.

www.girlscoutsnyc.org/…/what-girl-scouts-do.html

We had a new rank each year, unless you didn’t get enough merit badges to rank up once you were a tenderfoot.

AngryCommieKender,

I still hate that fucking overpriced popcorn. Took me years to figure out how to sell it.

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

How did you sell it?

AngryCommieKender,

I didn’t. I sold The Scouts, and giving young boys stuff to do, so we weren’t “finding out own forms of entertainment.”

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