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Paddzr, in Learning the Python

“mmmm, future snack”

Zeon, in Truly inspirational

6 weeks?

HerrBeter,

I assume the texting was six weeks but the weight losing longer

dodeca, in Happy Holidays ♥

Frank Reynolds the Warthog on a Mexican hot dog

mariusafa, in Plummeting interest rate

At least he is honest about it

AgentGrimstone, in Frequently

It’s been over 20 years and there are two that haunt me to this day.

Stamets,
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As someone with one haunting me for a little longer, fucking mood.

However I am curious about yours…

EfreetSK, in I knew it all along!
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

Haha what? There are no small people in computers, what are you talking about?

sweats

FlyingSquid,
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Found the small person.

samus12345, in kawaii mouth breathing
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blanketswithsmallpox,

Link died fyi.

samus12345,
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Still working for me. It’s probably the app you’re using not playing well with the dreaded .webp format.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Sheesh it’s reddit all over again eh? Connect it doesn’t show and apparently another comment said they had issues too.

Permalink to the default .world link.

Fwiw it’s AstroBoy…girl?

lemmy.world/comment/6179089

Mr_Fish, (edited )

1946 amine girl

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starman2112,
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starman2112, (edited )
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Blyfh,

Weird pants but everything else goes hard.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Why weird?

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I can see it. It’s hard to tell whether they’re excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

Death_Equity,

Those are actually pubes, not leg hair, pubes. Nude shot looks like she has a wookie scalp on her pelvis.

Blyfh,

Yeah, this. In combination with the boots I thought it was kinda weird to have something for warmth that is extremely short.

Meron35,

I will not stand for this slander against worn jorts

Bombastic, in I wish someone would flush already...

I am so fucking tired of Elon Musk this Elon Musk that. Did you see what Elon Musk did the other day with the x y z thing??

Gods, I wish there was an IRL filter/blocklist to filter out everything Elon Musk.

feedum_sneedson,

I was able to filter posts about him and the truck using the Sync app, this has snuck through because there’s no keywords in the title. I might add Tesla to the list actually.

undeffeined,

In the same position. I’ve managed to reduce my Elon exposure significantly with keyword filtering but these types of memes still get through :(

c0mbatbag3l,
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Yeah Im not a fanboy, I just don’t fucking care.

GoodEye8,

I love it, because it’s becoming the de facto example of how you don’t need to a good businessman or a smart person or any other excuse people bring up to justify billionaires. I don’t need to spend time explaining how billionaires are not doing some magic to make billions, I can just point at Musk and say he is missing all the qualities the billionaires are supposed to have. In the end Musk is just a sadder real life version of this guy. Except there wouldn’t be any police for him.

Aleric, (edited )

What I think is nuts is how many people see all this and still don’t get it. For example, my neighbor is a conservative voter and he still LOVES Elon. He sees Elon as intelligent, industrious, and successful simply because he has lots of money. He doesn’t care that Elon has repeatedly shown that he basically just won the millionaire’s lottery and used his familial apartheid riches to make more money but way more than your average millionaire might, more than anything because of luck. Nope. He deserves it, somehow, despite being a huge do-nothing douchebag.

thefartographer, in Statistics in a nutshell

A mathematician, physicist, and statistician all go hunting when they come across a deer. The mathematician first calculates for the mass of the round, the muzzle velocity, and drop rate then says “ok, give me the rifle.” He fires and misses by 3 feet to the left. “Miss!” exclaims the statistician.

The physicist takes the rifle and says, “you forgot to calculate for wind velocity!” He does some more calculations between 3 spheres and then says that he’s ready. He fires the rifle and misses by 3 feet to the right.

“We got him!” the statistician excitedly yells as the deer goes running off into the woods.

God_Is_Love,

I wanna get this so bad but I don’t and I want to be socially accepted by peers so I won’t ask for an explanation

Pelicanen,

The mathematician misses three feet to the left and the physicist misses three feet to the right. If you take the average of those two, like in statistics, it’s right in the middle and would hit the deer.

God_Is_Love,

Thank you, you rock 😆

angrymouse,

Just in case, statistics have a lot of mechanisms just to avoid these average issues affecting your analysis, this is situation is much more “how to lie with numbers”. And yeah, ppl don’t like me.

thefartographer,

In simplest terms, statisticians are stereotypically known for wanting to simplify curves. So, if you see a plot graph of data and notice a cloud of points that appear to angle in a certain direction, statisticians will sometimes draw a line from the first average point to the last average point and say that line represents the data. So the joke is that statisticians throw out the individual data and say the average represents the real world, so three left and three right equals and average of a direct hit.

For the physicist, they’re known for representing everything as spheres to simplify their math and create approximate calculations. This means that back-of-the-envelope calculations will get you close but won’t be precise.

Mathematicians are said to only calculate for one variable at a time, in this case, trajectory without accounting for wind or air resistance. Mathematicians also often joke about using “dots in space.”

The overall joke is that these are three incredibly intelligent people abusing the most boiled down versions of their fields and failing terribly because they refuse to experience the world in anything other than numbers and figures.

I hope you are now able to enjoy the joke more, although I imagine it’s now more tedious than enjoyable.

God_Is_Love,

Wow no joke it was super nice of you to explain that to me 🤣 I’m still don’t follow 100% (my brain isn’t well suited for math) but I do find it funnier understanding it more!!

Bassman27, in Headphones are a crutch

“Man that b flat fucking slapped” - This guy probably

funkless_eck,

considering we can see it’s in Emaj and Gmaj that would be a very dissonant interval so I agree

moon, in Everything happens for a reason

Very little of your life is actually in your control

Bizarroland,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Imagine that you're starting now.

The universe was created as-is, ex nihilo, 5 minutes ago.

What can you do to make your life better?

Not a lot. Some things, but not a lot.

saboteur,

I believe you have to think a little more long term before submitting to the idea that “I can’t change anything”.

Can I change things in the next 1 hour? If you’re broke now, probably yes you will still be broke after 1 hour.

But that’s not how life works. We go to schools and develop ourselves in other ways, to have a better life 10 or 20 years later.

brbposting,

I accept this as true for billions of people. How can those in destitute poverty do anything but survive?

But, say, upper-middle class westerners? Add in the most positive family dynamics and you seem to have an immense amount of free agency.

Curious if you agree or not :)

unexposedhazard,

I would say there are limits to what one can easily achieve from their starting point in life, but your statement is so fatalistic that anyone who believes it might aswell stop trying and just give up on life.

Hotdogman, in Grinchmas

Daring. 7-11’s never have unslippery floors.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

There’s parts of the floor that are sticky plus they are like a giant mop!

Ilovethebomb,

Squick. Squick. Squick.

Clubbing4198, in Burgers

Damn, i had a shit day and this made me laugh waaayyyy too much.

Sanyanov,

Hope it’ll get better!

Take care!

Sotuanduso,

Indeed. May thy burgers be healed.

DarkMessiah, in Burgers

This is definitely a marketing thing - the discussion keeps the brand in mind.

SpaceNoodle,

Joke’s on them, I have no idea what company this is.

robocall,
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Looks like it says grW’d. I’m pretty sure that’s not what it says, but that’s what it looks like.

SpaceNoodle,

I didn’t ask.

ElBarto,
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Jokes on you, nobody cares if you did.

zephr_c,

I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be grill’d. I still have no idea what that is though. That is basically the most generic name for a hamburger possible.

Pregnenolone,

Grill’d is an Australian burger chain, and one of the scummiest companies in Australia. Known wage thieves and their burgers are shit anyway

flambonkscious,

Definitely not healthy and in much need of healing

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Everyone I know raves about their burgers, they’re fucking horrible burgers.

It’s the ‘cool hipster vibe’ that got them liked.

hitmyspot,

I thought paying staff properly was the cool hipster thing to do? Not wage theft and fines.

Personally, I boycott. It’s much easier to boycott companies with terrible overpriced products.

RogueBanana,

Moral is good and all but who cares when you can just make more money. Capitalism yay!

cheezoid2,
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I see you’ve never played knifey-spoony before

Bonehead, in Bowl cut gang, rise up.

Bowl cut? No...mushroom cut...

surewhynotlem,

The medical term is “circumcised”

havokdj,

Dickhead

thecrotch,

Season 1 AJ Soprano. That kid couldn’t have looked more like a circumcized penis if you put a hole in the top of his head and cut his arms off.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8128f74e-4b79-48f5-9769-26c25f892a39.jpeg

sndrtj,

I can’t unsee this is 🤣🤣

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