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Mongostein, in Pavlov's conditioning

My dog trained me to get him water by lifting the toilet bowl lid. He doesn’t want to drink out of it, but he knows I’ll get up to stop him and check his water on the way. Now he’ll lift the lid then go stand by the water dish.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Alternatively: your dog has learned how to effectively communicate with you to ask for water.

ghostdoggtv, in That's what she said?

Most busted HDMussy of all time

JoeKis,

😳

DarkGamer, in moist
@DarkGamer@kbin.social avatar

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funkless_eck,

I’ll settle for an improv jam 😔

Clbull, in Revolutionary free thinker Andrew Tate
Emerald,
GrammatonCleric, in "Halp, could I be-"
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

CAN U GET PRRREGANTE

EmergMemeHologram, in Not if the lack of grammar and education gets you first...

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I didn’t seem any reference to his speciality bird law

NegativeLookBehind, in Very powerful video card!
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Maybe this will run Star Citizen at 30 FPS?

Kidplayer_666,

City skylines at 15fps

Kidplayer_666,

City skylines at 15fps

HonkTonkWoman,

It’s the only way to watch Oppenheimer exactly as Nolan intended.

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

still can’t hear the dialogue, but at least it’s as intended

lowleveldata, in Fear

Why mint tho

quatschkopf34,

For the prickling sensation.

radix,
@radix@lemm.ee avatar

I hear it de-snap-ifies Ubuntu.

AngryCommieKender,

For that 5 Gum sensation

Touching_Grass,

Its Lemmy so your answer will be either racism or class warfare. Depends if answers are giving during a weekday or not

Cruxifux,

…what?

photonic_sorcerer,
@photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I think you may need to touch some grass

HikingVet, in Training

Could you keep your thoughts a little quieter? It giving me intrefence.

c0mpost,

intrefence

I see what you did there

pancakesyrupyum, in Call it what it is

Haven’t seen a particularly good BF deal in quite a few years.

Still punch the clerk at KMart though, it’s tradition.

RGB3x3,

If you’re looking for something specific from a brand you trust, Amazon (despite how shit of a company they are) has had some good deals. But you have to know what you’re looking for, rather than those random-ass Chinese brands like AVUKIO or KAPNU or whatever.

dingus,

I dunno. Even Amazon doesn’t seem to have good Black Friday sales anymore. The sale prices are often a lie on their website nowadays when they used to not be. It will say the price is a Black Friday sale price, but really it’s always that price.

Even though sales aren’t as good anymore, at least brick and mortar stores seemed to have stopped the Purge-like frenzy of real life battle royales for products on Black Friday. Everything is much less insane because the deals aren’t as good and the time frame for the deals is longer.

LemmyFeed,

The tradition is to get drunk off Bailey’s by 9am and then punch the Kmart clerk.

AnonWyo,

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

creditCrazy, in Romance ain't dead
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Did glados write this

someguy3,

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can’t see that as love.

AngryCommieKender,

GLaDOS doesn’t love or hate. She just wants you gone.

youtu.be/dVVZaZ8yO6o?si=f23kIPmrrR2be8_T

zenbhang, in It's like everyday

Used to always have clogged nostrils when going to bed.

But when I slept at hotels I never had a clogged nose.

Turns out I was just allergic to dust mites.

Bought anti-dustmite sheets / spray and boom, no longer had clogged nostrils in bed.

Pulptastic,

Where did you get anti dustmite sheets? I looked a few years back and all I could find were $200 medical covers that were basically plastic bags and 1000 different ones on Amazon with 1* durability reviews. I would love to have a “legit” source and maybe some info on expectations.

zenbhang,

Hmm I bought these and had no problems at all:

UltraBlock Zippered Mattress Protector (Queen) - Waterproof Cover Stops Dust Mite, Bed Bug, Spills, Bedwetting - Hypoallergenic Encasement with Zipper - White a.co/d/594j8Rh

Dust Mite and Allergen Proof Pillow Encasing (Cover); Premium Microfiber (Standard Size) a.co/d/8NZkbyT

Pricing for both combined being less than $50

Yamainwitch,

Hello new paranoia! What can be done with my existing things to get rid of the mites???

Decoy321,

Fire.

Geert,
@Geert@lemmy.world avatar

The solution to everything really

Yamainwitch,

I won’t let those big bastards win!

loie,

Dust and vacuum, often. And with a bagged HEPA sealed vacuum. Vacuum wars YouTube channel does good recommendations at all price points.

Yamainwitch,

I was legit thinking about getting a bagged vacuum but didn’t because there’s too many options and I got stuck in that analysis paralysis. Thanks for the recommendation, there really is a YouTube channel for everything!

zenbhang, (edited )

Anti-dustmite spray helps kill a good amount! I was actually impressed with how fast it worked.

That and getting dust mite sheet covers for both your mattress and pillows is effective and over time will kill them off.

My initial steps I took were:

  • taking bed sheets and pillow covers to the washing machine
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to mattress
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to pillows
  • putting bed sheets and pillow covers over the anti-dustmite covers
  • spraying the anti-dustmite spray over and letting dry

Immediately noticed the difference and stopped getting a clogged nose in bed that day

Yamainwitch,

Thanks for the game plan! I’m legit cleaning out the bedrooms this weekend and will give this a try. I had the same experience with hotels but I was like “I guess my nose just, like, really loves that bleach smell.” 😆

figaro,

This is worth a shot. I’ll try it

zenbhang, (edited )

I recommend getting both the anti-dustmite sheets and pillow covers as well as the spray!

A combination of all 3 legit stopped giving me a clogged nose at night immediately.

Edit:

Initial steps I put in the other comment:

My initial steps I took were:

  • taking bed sheets and pillow covers to the washing machine
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to mattress
  • applying anti-dustmite cover to pillows
  • putting bed sheets and pillow covers over the anti-dustmite covers
  • spraying the anti-dustmite spray over and letting dry
31337,

Yep, never thought I had allergies. I was prescribed an antihistamine for a sleep disorder, and noticed this doesn’t happen to me when I take antihistamines.

shiroininja, in A good deal of IT work, too

I literally made money on a contract this year doing something I’d never even done. Thank you google. Love it

SpaceNoodle,

You never did it, but still made money for claiming that you had?

name_NULL111653,

I’d : contraction I + had, past participle active. Indicative of something having been done by the subject (in first person) in the past.

"I did something I had never done (before / in the past).

SpaceNoodle,

“Before” is not implied.

name_NULL111653,

Take an English class, I’m sure YouTube has a good video explaining it (basically there are different “degrees” of past tense, did / had done etc.)

SpaceNoodle,

It’s still not implicit just because you inferred it.

name_NULL111653,

In the English language, an action I “had done” is before an action I “did.” It’s a grammatical case, not an inference.

SpaceNoodle,

He stated that he had not done it, not that he had not done it before.

saigot, (edited )

No native English speaker would say it like that. You’d say “doing something I never even did”.

SpaceNoodle, (edited )

No native English speaker would say it like you said.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Well the word “before” doesn’t need to implicit. The “had” in I’d is more than enough past for the sentence to make sense

SpaceNoodle,

No, that simply indicated that they had not done the thing, i.e. at all.

psud,

i.e. at all before that time

SpaceNoodle,

No, they never said “before.”

schmidtster, (edited )

For someone who only posts insulting others and correcting (incorrectly a bunch too….) their grammar, you sure lack any amount of reading comprehension.

Its always the loudest people who are the most guilty, I appreciate the lengths you go to prove this is still true.

STRIKINGdebate2,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

@SpaceNoodle I see a lot of toxic behaviour from you here and I will be keeping a closer eye on you in the future.

As you @schmidtster try not to bring disputes started in other comment chains into this one.

schmidtster, (edited )

I’ve tried just reporting them before. Doesn’t seem to do anything, so sorry for having to point it out. See this person all over Lemmy in lots of communities.

And just had an interaction yesterday, so had to see what was new with them. Again, my apologies for bringing this to your attention, wasn’t bringing an argument in.

TheTetrapod,

It is

SpaceNoodle,

Nope.

0xD,

Looks like everyone but you understood it correctly - maybe you should brush up on your language comprehension skills?

SpaceNoodle,

Maybe y’all could try having a sense of humor about things.

Empricorn,

Wrongly calling someone out while being too fragile to accept correction isn’t a “sense of humor”.

SpaceNoodle,

I’m not the one too fragile to accept correction.

Empricorn,

@lemmy.world

You never did it, but still made money for claiming that you had?

@pawb.social

I’d: contraction I + had, past participle active. Indicative of something having been done by the subject (in first person) in the past.

"I did something I had never done (before / in the past).

@lemmy.world

“Before” is not implied.

Uh, it’s right there. So yeah, you clearly are. Right here in this very thread.

Okay, nooow I’m blocking the troll…

SpaceNoodle,

I don’t know what you think you proved. I’ve never met anyone as obtuse as you before.

psud,

You are too down voted to call others obtuse, goose.

SpaceNoodle,

Oh no, a bandwagon. I feel so excluded.

aard,
@aard@kyu.de avatar

In IT contracting (at least the fields I’m around) it’s quite common that “being able to acquire new skills quickly” is one of the skills you get paid for, and the time needed for you to do that is accounted for in the project planning.

Steve,

Assume they meant “previously”

SpaceNoodle,

If they meant it, they’d have written it.

BirdyBoogleBop,

Must be a government contract

xpinchx,

I did do this for web dev for a government contract. I got brought on for mobile optimizations but ended up doing full UI/UX design and marketing copy with no experience. All through their shitty in house WYSIWYG. $60/hr for a full year lol.

shiroininja,

Nah, business.

HerbalGamer, in It's like everyday
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

They actually switch every hour or so, so after two hours you should be back where you left off.

baked_tea,

I hear you can also “manually” switch them when lying down by switching the side of head you’re lying on

ArtVandelay, in A genre of Country Music...
@ArtVandelay@lemmy.world avatar

Some people are so poor, all they have is money.

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