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jtk, in Headlines be like
@jtk@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Have they tried marketing discolored green ones as “Avocado Diamonds”?

Darken,
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It’s not a bug it’s a feature

aeronmelon, in FEDiverse

If you’re cold, he’s cold.

Agent641,

Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.

modifier, in Don't even ask.

Parrots were about 6 or 7X their current size back in those days, so it was irresponsible for this shop to have ever hosted them.

MashedTech,

What?

Rusty,

PARROTS WERE ABOUT 6 OR 7X THEIR CURRENT SIZE BACK IN THOSE DAYS, SO IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SHOP TO HAVE EVER HOSTED THEM.

coffeeaddict,

Sorry, can’t hear you.

Sway_Chameleon,
@Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world avatar

Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats parrots, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: “Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?”

Fear and Loathing in the Pet Store.

Smoogs,

I think you may have eaten one too many gummies

bonezey,

Thanks. Was about to ask because I did not get it and thought it’s an US thing.

Someone64,

I hope you’re joking but if you’re not, it’s not true.

bonezey,

Why should I be joking?

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Because you’re a funny guy :)

FerbFletcher, in NASA has some explaining to do

This is either (1) satire, (2) trolling, or (3) someone who has no real grasp of Christianity. Or some combination of the above.

eltrain123,

(3) …Christianity or basic foundational education…

nickwitha_k,

Exactly. Everyone knows that Jesus navigates based his position relative to the the absolute position of celestial bodies. That and there is no way that a simple, unarmored satelite would make it past his point-defense batteries and compromise his re-entry trajectory.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

(4) Protestants doing an unholy amalgamation of Catholic spirituality and Rational Scientific Inquiry to reach absurdist conclusions at their intersection.

FerbFletcher,

My take is that this qualifies as having no real grasp of Christianity. But I wouldn’t argue hard against this being a separate option

CyberDine,

(5) Cheap propaganda to further destabilize American institutions and hegemony

chriscz,

If this works then whomever is being convinced, should be convinced, as it clarifies where the idiocy-non-idiocy line is.

sighofannoyance,
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

(7) The war on xmas!

blind3rdeye,

Nar man. It isn’t all about idiocy. Not everyone has your level of education; and even aside from that, people tend to grab bits and pieces of ideas that support what they already believe.

So if someone believes in god and the power of pray etc. but they feel that life still isn’t going there way - they might see some value in this ‘reason’. And even if this evil satellite thing is still implausible, a person might take bits of the idea to make their own version about something / someone else blocking prays. It could be 4G radiation, or vaccine microchips, or some other boogieman crap. It all feeds into a persons broader ‘understanding’ of how things could be even if they don’t take in the whole idea.

You and I are basically immune to this particular post. It just looks like total garbage immediately. But it is incorrect and dangerous to think that only ‘idiots’ can be conned or tricked. All it takes is for someone to post ideas on the boundaries of what you understand, with a taste of what you want to hear. That’s what hooks people in. For smart and educated people, that boundary of understanding can be pretty far in - but it still exists, and that’s where the manipulation can still get them.

chriscz,

Yeah, I hear you, but this is a person that is unconscious, I mean if they’re using the internet to post stuff, have they even thought or tried to understand one iota of what the hell is going on?

I’ve met some smart people that make these reasoning errors because they want to believe that phenomena just cannot be complex. Not even I’m excluded from these errors, I’m also just human.

I can sympathize with uneducated people and them grasping for fictitious enemies because they lack control of and in their own lives.

What makes things even worse is that this is supposed a pastor, and he’s using his authority to spread this bullcrap.

I’m not immune to this type of misinformed and irrational thinking, but I think my confusion results from more sophisticated material in many cases, that being said I still hold irrational ideas around conspiracies, but I don’t hold them as gospel, merely as possibiliry.

Unfortunately even us educated people might not be spared when generative AI begins to rewrite our history in each of our 5 senses and leaves us no way to look back in time to find the ground truth.

niktemadur,

If there’s something the internet has confirmed since its’ inception, is that humanity is both incredibly clever and incredibly stupid, in equal measure, beyond what I ever imagined was possible, beyond what I could conceive.

AbsoluteChicagoDog,

It’s clearly a joke. But it’s not that much more ridiculous than what many Christians actually believe. That’s the joke.

ColonelSanders, in NASA has some explaining to do

Evel

Kolanaki,
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All prayers are being converted to “bring back Evel Knievel.” We really want him back.

ininewcrow, in Way to stop drinking
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As an alcoholic, that doesn’t work … it delays things which may have an effect but it doesn’t stop someone with a strong enough addiction

Nice welding job tho

MNByChoice,

Yup. The store has more.

PsychedSy,

Nice welding job tho

Is it, though? The welds are a bit high - they’re on the wall instead of being in the corner.

TimewornTraveler,

if I brought that into rehab someone would just break the glass and drink the shards

TheBlue22, in Plummeting interest rate

Fucking lmao

Ultragramps,
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I feel personally attacked. I have endured ridicule as a Keqing main for many reasons, but not age. Can’t wait to meet this guy! ᕕ( ᐛ)ᕗ

Sine_Fine_Belli,

Same lol

Stamets, in Why is she making KD at 1:30 am?
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

KD

I didn’t know you were Canadian @Track_Shovel

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I am, but you don’t have it down in the states?

prettybunnys,

It’s called Mac&Cheese here in the states

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

I’m Canadian too. Here’s the absolutely batshit thing. They do have it down in the states but they don’t call it Kraft Dinner. To them it’s just “Kraft Mac & Cheese”. Their boxes just say Macaroni and Cheese with a Kraft brand on top of it. They actually have to distinguish between boxed and baked mac and cheese…

SpaceNoodle,

It’s because, unlike y’all, we sometimes eat things other than mac & cheese for dinner.

thorbot, (edited )

Nobody calls it Kraft Mac and cheese. It’s just Mac and cheese. I love that you can’t fathom the lack of “Kraft” at the beginning though. Also many of us never buy that shitty ass boxed stuff. We just boil macaroni noodles and add cheese sauce. Wild, I know.

theyoyomaster,

It’s just blue box to me.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Cheese sauce

Your country is place of sin

thorbot,

Butter flour milk and cheddar cheese in a pan makes the most delicious cheese sauce ever. If that’s sinful then send me to hell because it’s fucking delicious

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Pretty sure the French invented that hundreds of years ago, not the US

So yeah I’d agree tbh

(Cheese sauce is melted cheese, flour, and milk over heat, you’re likely thinking of canned cheese or Velveeta)

bitwaba,
  • Roux: flour + oil/butter
  • Bechamel: milk + roux
  • Mornay sauce: cheese + bechamel
WashedOver,
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I went to Columbus a few years ago and I was surprised how every restaurant I went no matter if it was a hole in the wall or a fine dining establishment they all had a version of Mac and Cheese on their menu.

From a simple version to versions with lobster I tried them all. Years later when I was in Montreal I noticed a similar theme where they all offer their version of Poutine.

I couldn’t imagine if KD made Poutine it would taste anywhere near what I ate in Montreal just as regular KD was nothing like the stuff I ate in Columbus that week.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

This.

This right here, is what is wrong with America

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

Could not agree more, my friend.

Keeponstalin,

I agree, baked Mac n Cheese reigns supreme

tacosanonymous,

As an American, I can say this is the least of our problems.

TheRaven,
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The mindset of “this kind of works for us, don’t change it, even if what you have is better” is at the root of most issues with America. Healthcare or Kraft Dinner, American Exceptionalism is damaging.

MindSkipperBro12,

We should’ve lost the Revolution.

TheRaven, (edited )
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Slavery would have been abolished 32 years earlier, and we would have had a Parliamentary system. Canada did it right.

bitwaba,

Here’s a really crazy thing that we do: have Mac & cheese made by someone other than Kraft. It actually is exceptional.

captainlezbian,

Excuse me but our health care doesn’t even kinda work for us. It’s a full on disaster. The duct tape (Obamacare) is helping but before that if you lost your job after you had cancer nobody would ever insure any cancer treatments for you again.

dream_weasel, (edited )

Baked? I guess you can do it that way, but generally not how it’s done in the lower 48. Just boiled and cheesed.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It depends on how much your parents love you

YerbaYerba,

We sometimes got chopped hotdogs in ours. True love.

sartalon,

We got ground beef once. Life hasn’t peaked that high since.

dream_weasel,

Whatever man, my dad is just out getting cigarettes. He’s coming back.

captainlezbian,

It’s the early adopter problem. We invented both things so didn’t really have room to distinguish. So it’s lazy Mac and cheese vs bar Mac and cheese vs honey did you really need to buy three cheeses and make a full ass brick roux Mac and cheese

Ohi,

If the argument is which country has a better name for it, we Americans are calling it what it is, Kraft’s Mac & Cheese. It’s also served as a side dish a lot of the times, so calling it a “Dinner” implies it’s used as the main course.

Dkarma,

We don’t call it kraft. It’s just Mac and cheese. Fuck Robert kraft.

Maalus, in Toilet without borders

They mounted a wrong window type. You can get one that doesn’t open fully, from the bottom edge. Usually they are mounted in corpo buildings due to liability issues

tomi000,

I think they used an outward opening one instead of inward opening. If that window would open inward, you couldnt slip through

kameecoding, in The foot gonna rob a bank

I would recommend buying some higher quality socks, I have started ordering Darn tough and they are holding up well, I hit 10K steps everyday and not a single one has had any indication of anything like this happening yet. meanwhile I would have gone through a few set of cheap socks.

caseyweederman,

+1 for Darn Tough. I go through a lot of socks but my two pairs of Darn Tough socks are still going strong, despite one of them having a hole melted through it by?? a spark from a campfire?? I thought it would be the end for that one but it’s barely noticed.

SharpieThunderflare,

And when they finally do wear out, send them in for a brand new pair!

Witchfire,
@Witchfire@lemmy.world avatar

Do they sell noshows? It seems every luxe sock brand only sells boot socks

kameecoding,

i do have short socks from them ,below ankle not sure if that qualifies as noshow

Classy,

Another couple good brands would be Smartwool and Fox River

golden_calf,

I have almost exclusively darn tough socks now and have for over 15 years at this point. I do eventually get worn areas in them but I never let them get anywhere near this bad. A small section of padding worn out is enough for DT to replace them for me. My main hobby is backpacking though so they get used hard and often. I would guess they last somewhere around 500 miles per pair for the micro crews. The business socks are also nice but wear out faster.

metallic_z3r0, in he learned not to trust farts

For someone not trusting their gut, that guy sure seems super trusting that their eyes are going to be ok.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

did his gut told him to protect his eyes?

Kissaki,

They’re learning through hands-on experience [only].

Diplomjodler,

Silicosis here I come!

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Don’t worry he’s doing the safety squints.

Classy,

Amish dudes at my work mock me for the eye protection, hearing protection and N95, but they won’t be laughing in 20 years when they’re suffering with COPD and lung cancer

VikingHippie,

they won’t be laughing in 20 years

Probably won’t be laughing much in a few hours when they have to go home to the 19th century either.

Classy,

Laughing is not allowed. God hates people who enjoy life

sawdustprophet, in Ps1 Walter White
@sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

“Jesse, we need to render”

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

“We need to buy ssd”

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in It's a hard life

you know when life has really sunk you into a deep pit of despair and depression?

When you can’t even conjure being horny.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Ooh hey 👋 that’s me for the past 8 years!

bruhduh,
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Fizz, in Hikikomori Feeding Device
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Why is it a classroom…

Terminarchs,

Only place they ever interacted with women.

vaselined,

You didn’t have to be so brutal

thoughts3rased,

Because Japan.

FeetinMashedPotatoes, in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...

So does all of the nut in my bedside trashcan gonna be waiting for me in heaven with half chromosome bodies or some shit?

Lophostemon,

Bob Marley said “rub it pon de belly like guava jelly”.

sagrotan,
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Still better than a Trump inbred

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