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jaschen, in I would have disowned him too.

I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.

gnate,

“You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father.”

Matriks404, (edited ) in Peak organization

If there’s one thing I’d want AI to do is to organize my music library :)

Although I don’t unerstand why can’t Spotify just give me list of artists/genres/etc. that I listen to and allow me to play only specific ones. I could even do that on my freakin old iPod Nano and it’s year 2024 for god sake! But from what I see Spotify programmers are more busy with removing features than adding anything useful nowadays. I am also still mad that they have removed radio feature and they didn’t provide an alternative.

Mr_Blott,

And while they’re at it, can it sort out the pics on my phone into “pics of dog” and “pics I took to show a client what the problem was then forgot to delete and now take up two thirds of my storage”?

Gojimbo,

Hey hun, check this out… Let me just get past these 32 pictures of the same door because my client is an idiot

0ops,

Google photos is pretty good for searching photos like this, I don’t know about organizing

brbposting,

It’s incredible, though Apple is catching up.

Google Photos, perfect until they report you to the cops & close your account for photos you took of your son for your doctor. (NYT / Slashdot summary)

0ops,

I’ve wondered about that possibility. Personally, I wouldn’t want sensitive photos to touch the internet PERIOD, even if I’m the one hosting. Incognito camera mode would be a cool feature. Hit a toggle, then all photos and videos are saved to a separate, secured directory not synced to any cloud service. Maybe things in there get deleted after 30 days

brbposting,

Sounds a little like Signal’s note to self!

0ops,

Woah I already had signal for work and I didn’t even know that was a thing

cerulean_blue,

Why should Spotify waste time on your pet feature request when they have dozens of working features still to be ruined.

rockSlayer, in It'll work, I saw it on the internet

In all honesty, this is a technique that works. It won’t inflate the tire properly, it’s intended for situations like getting tires fitted to tractor rims, and it doesn’t use gasoline or oil. The main problems were the fact that they used oil, and a whole quart of it at that

Rocketpoweredgorilla,
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There must have been something more than just oil in whatever he dumped in there.

mojofrododojo,

it almost looked like some kind of powder they were pouring in.

SayJess, in It'll work, I saw it on the internet
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Let’s look at the positives here. They now have a QUICK method to remove a tire from a rim. Shit, they can even do it while the wheel is still on the vehicle/trailer. Great life hack, and under five minutes at that!

0x4E4F, (edited )
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, unless you don’t mind having a window broken and some exterior damage… sure, I guess 🤷.

krashmo, (edited )

You just need to take the axle off first. Easy peasy.

x4740N, (edited ) in Meta-Shit
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Pretty sure this is from a movie, also pretty sure chocolate is toxic to birds

youtu.be/UdRvlLZLI6c?si=I8bBls5U1XMTZmmW

Son_of_dad,

Very much so. Hope that’s not a real bird cause he dead

Maalus,

It wasn’t a real bird obviously

buycurious,
x4740N, (edited )
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

“Listen here cum-slut”

Fucking hell that phrase is the best thing I have this year so far

SuckMyWang,

My worldview just got a little brighter

Death_Equity,

So glad. I can’t imagine the nightmare of trying to clean chocolate off of a cockatoo or the harm the bird would suffer if it had ingested much of that chocolate or be exposed to that temperature. Great CGI though, I had thought it was real for years.

My bird flew into a fly strip once and that was bad enough, a chocolate coated bird 10 times the size would be horrible.

oatscoop,

At least chocolate is water soluble.

Death_Equity,

You have to get 99% of it off of a soaking wet upset contemporary dinosaur with a nutcracker for a face, not easy. After that, the bird will remember the event for the rest of its life and will behave accordingly.

buycurious, in Bakers be like

“I gotta make some dough” for those that stay on silent/keep their volume low or off.

variants,

As one should while pooping

Chivera,

Thank you

Ghostalmedia, in Fortnite has changed
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He didn’t kill himself, XxxNoobMaster420xxX killed him.

ummthatguy, in I can't argue with his point.
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agamemnonymous,
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WarmSoda,
nixcamic,

This comment chain reads like the Magneto “no the real Purple Onion” meme.

brbposting,

SF had a purple onion?!

Also:

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9cada0df-94a7-4874-91a8-915df0960d7b.jpeg

Apparently “some mainland European countries” know their colors.

WarmSoda,

I like this. I think we’re really getting into the nitty gritty of it now

sxan, in Goodbye MatPat, thanks for everything
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, it’s off. M.A.S.H. would be Gen X. Old Yeller got both Boomers and Gen X; I’m not sure which TV show would have gotten only Boomers.

Thcdenton,

The yearling and dumbo fucked me up as a kid, but im a millennial

pigup,

Ferngully

Thcdenton,

All I remember about that movie is how kickass Tim Curry was.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0cab0170-36ad-4fea-a792-4f025869dd59.webm

accidental,

did they ever make a movie of Where the Red Fern Grows?

Bombastic, in Stop pussyfooting around that gaspedal!

Hammoooond!! You blithering idiot!

Crafter72,
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Text that you can hear.

sxan, in The four houses dads belong to.
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Quality-wise, Makita > DeWALT ≥ Milwaukee > Ryobi, at least, if you watch teardowns by guys like AvE.

Power tools are like cars; companies hold several brands and target them to different market segments, like Porsche and VW.

Ryobi is owned by the same company as Milwauki; it’s the budget line, Milwauki being their premium line.

DeWALT and Black & Decker are owned by the same company; DeWALT is their premium line.

The exception in this list is Makita, which is its own company. They’re also objectively more well-built than the others (here), and correspondingly usually more expensive.

The premium lines are better quality (not just more expensive) but also tend to have smaller battery-tool options. Despite being a budget line, I mostly own B&D because most of my tools these days are 24V and there are more tool options there. The few, select, DeWALT tools I have are noticably better quality.

I don’t use power tools enough to justify Makita, but also, their battery-powered line is comparatively tiny. As someone else said, there’s a lot of motivation to pick a (compatible) lane, whichever it is. For most home-gamers, the quality difference will probably not matter much. If I were made of money, though, I’d have everything Makita except for the things they don’t make.

Blackmist,

I could have been a member of house Makita, but house DeWalt was slightly closer and it was raining on the day I needed a drill.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

I really like DeWALT. I think it’s a solid choice, and I doubt anyone who isn’t a professional will notice the difference in quality between those and Makita. Plus, they have some neat tools that have unusual features that make an unexpectedly large improvement in ease-of-use.

WetBeardHairs,

It drives me nuts that Milwaukee used to be the best line about 10 years ago. They sold out their good name and started selling shitty tools after I bought into their battery system. Grrr.

Socsa,

Ryobi is a distant fourth tbh. It’s basically harbor freight tools but, Home depot.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, this is like a game of, “one of these things is not like the other.” Ryobi is not in the same league as the others.

pendulous,

Interesting, I would rank it: Milwaukee >= Dewalt > Makita >… Ryobi. Makita always feels like it was great for 20yrs ago.

scottywh,

Makita is still great.

pendulous,

Definitely, all the top 3 are.

abraxas,

My tool experience is limited, but with Makita you seem to be describing the same anachronism principle you find in espresso machines.

Arguably the best espresso machines in a class are reminescent of the same model you found 40+ years ago. If you’re looking for the B+ range, everything worth buying has a big metal E61 grouphead with manual levers. In the S-class range, you tend to have more manual levers as often as bells or whistles. My new machine that cost more than I deserve (wife bought it) is basically an oldschool machine with nothing modern in it but a PID controller. Legend has it, it will be passed down in my family for generations to come (exaggeration, but not much).

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm. You may be right. I have owned no Makitas. I’m going by tear-down videos. AvE may have gone a bit off the rails, but he’s done some really good tear-downs of different tools, and looked at the quality of the materials, the casting, the motors, switches, and so on. He consistently was impressed by Makita’s build quality… but all of those videos are, like, 6 years old, or older.

It’d be too bad if even the “good” makers like Makita went the quantity-over-quality commercial route.

pendulous,

Yeah, they aren’t bad tools at all, (Except some of the batteries) They are just a bit dated and bulky compared to the other 2.

turmacar,

One of the things that convinced me to go Makita when choosing my “house” was that they don’t have separate high and low voltage battery systems. Dewalt, Ryobi, and the others have a 18v/20v system and a 36v/40v system. Makita has bigger tools that you plug two batteries into and by the power of math you have a 36v tool off two of regular batteries.

At least when I was looking that was a unique thing to them and seemed like a great idea.

Kalkaline, in when the woke librals 😔😔
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

Jeez this is awful.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah it’s too bad. I refuse to believe this isn’t intentional rage bait.

BruceTwarzen,

That shit is like flat earth. It started as a joke and everyone was in on it and then suddenly some morons went: wait, it all makes sense now.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t it literally start as people pointing out the flaws in anti-holocaust arguments?

AVincentInSpace,

Well, ya.

tomi000, in The more you know

TIL Pizza is a cylinder

Evil_Shrubbery,

Like a round toast with stuff on it

victorz,

Let’s face it, pizza is an open face sandwich.

Evil_Shrubbery,

(I like that my first thought reading that was like a comic/meme of intentionally faceplanting (your face) into the middle of a (hot) pizza)

victorz,

lol, I supposed it should really be “open-faced sandwich”. My mistake! 😁

Evil_Shrubbery,

Rofl, I genuinely didn’t even notice your typo, I was just entertaining myself … or maybe I have unresolved pizza issues :|

Iron_Lynx,

If we’re gonna insist to go morphological, then it depends on the edge crust.

If we count that as added thickness, a pizza is a quiche or a pie. I’m pretty sure Chicago Deep Dish would classify as such unambiguously.

If we don’t count the edge as upstanding, a pizza is toast.

victorz,

I’m not insisting, just joking 😅

PetteriSkaffari,

Why is a sandwich pizza not a thing already? Like a calzone, but without folding anything.

victorz,

Curiously, today I had a “kebab roll” (“kebabrulle”) which is a big thing in Sweden. Essentially a kebab pizza with a salad on top, some onion pieces, and dressing, rolled up into a roll, wrapped in tinfoil.

Very good, very heavy meal.

FlyingSquid,
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MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

It’s a very flat cylinder, but a cylinder nevertheless.

ericisshort,

Cylinders prefer to be called thicc circles.

paddirn, in Crunchy. Delectable.

Oddly specific playlist. I looked it up and went through the songs, kind of a weird mix that swings wildly between genres. They were definitely just going after song titles to match the theme. On one extreme, there’s a soft Dolly Parton song and some other kind of very calm relaxing songs, next to death metal and punk on the other end, it’s very much all over the place.

Jimbo,
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Thank you for the playlist review, king

CoffeeJunkie, in Legal shit posting

Gets one thinking. A Pringles can or other similar cylinder of size would be fucking brilliant for a controlled sling, expelling its contents at a target. Centrifugal force & whatnot. Over the shoulder, snap the can forward & down.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

The defense would like to call expert witness CoffeeJunkie to the stand.

i_stole_ur_taco,

Also pretty convenient to fill up before you head out for a day of fun flingin’.

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