Underappreciated humour
rockerface, My favourite gotta be Jimothy
superduperenigma, Jimothy Jonathan and his freaky fast delivery
Kerrigor, 
I prefer Bimothy. Bim for short.
not_woody_shaw, Bim comes. Ben comes. Bim brings Ben broom. Ben brings Bim broom.
redeco, Jimothy, Jimberly, and Dillup are some of my go-to's
TheSanSabaSongbird, Also Jonald or Dougery.
MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown, I like Tederick, and Billomena
PochoHipster, Timberly
Zoidsberg, 
I call a manager at work “Jimothy.” He does not find it amusing.
numlok, We’ve named the two squirrels in our backyard Jimothy and Jeromathy.
TheSanSabaSongbird, I know a pair of brothers named James and Timothy and Jimothy is of course their collective name. Always has been. How could it not be?Also Jimmy and Timmy.
AeroLemming, “Raaaaaaames Jaaaaaaaaynor”
“Friends let friends kill civilians.”
tfw_no_toiletpaper, I love his videos, once watched like half of them in a day
FirstPitchStrike, My sister calls my dog Bessie and I'm like, bitch she ain't a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
wrath_of_grunge, 
really missed an opportunity for Bessaphine.
TheOakTree, Bessebel
Klear, Bessther
Slovene, Bessty. Or Besstiality.
Hereforpron2, What is Barold?
throwaway2567, Barry lengthened into Harold?
fakeman_pretendname, For when someone’s not quite a Barrington.
Also works for Gary/Garold/Garrington.
CodexArcanum, It’s a shortened form from an old medieval profession: the Baroldry master.
gamermanh, 
Barry
Hereforpron2, Ahh thank you
Unaware7013, Billiam has been my favorite for years. My buddy will was always annoyed
TheOakTree, Bobert, eventually known as Boberto, really didn’t really appreciate that the names stuck
peopleproblems, I know a Billy Bob (he does not appreciate using those names instead of William Robert) but I need to take it to the next level now.
Billiiam Boberto
TheOakTree, Billiam Boberto is a glorious name, I don’t see why anyone would object to that.
InternetCitizen2, Billiam Gates?
cam_i_am, I had an aunt and uncle named Hillary and William.
Usually known as Hil and Bill.
Occasionally known as Hillary and Billary 😄
hakunawazo, Hillbilly?
Blahaj_Blast, 
That is called a “nichard name”.
Source:
IanSomnia, (edited ) Damien Haas? Is that you?
ReplicantBatty, My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
redeco, T Pain being short for Tylenol Painrelief got me pretty good
rockerface, That one sounds like a Harry Potter spell
Sway_Chameleon, 
You mean Harryington Potterson?
YoFrodo, Huh, i always thought it was short for Cardiovascular Bronchitis
captain_aggravated, 
Reminds me of that copypasta about Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien.
BarrelAgedBoredom, Bike is short for bichael
Pregnenolone, It’s very appreciated. I’d say too appreciated.
CCF_100, Elongated Muskrat
instamat, I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah
BackOnMyBS, 
Jeborah Kermankowski
weeabooextract, Jebediah Kerman’s Jewish cousin?
SqueezeMeMacaroni, Jimothy and Benneth and Kenjamin
Bishma, 
Tedward is one of my favorites
Grabthar, Hey, Bud! Or is it Budley? Budward? What’s Bud short for?
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