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gibmiser, (edited ) in *clamp clamp*
ryan, in how'd I do

The 5 is a little taller than the 2, but it's clear and easy to read so I'll give you a 9.5/10, which should be added to your UNO score sheet under the "Draw Evaluation" section.

As I'm sure you know based on the official UNO rulebook, your Draw Evaluation scores will be averaged at the end of the game and then Average Draw Evaluation (or ADE) will be added to your other overall metrics such as ACH ("Average Cards in Hand") and SAC ("Summed Attack Cards", generally defined as attack cards you have played on others minus attack cards played on you, but some house rules assign different point values to different attack cards).

The metrics you choose to play with in any given game is of course something to be discussed with all players beforehand, but competitive UNO will of course utilize all standard metrics.

Did you know: the "Card Color Multiplier" metric isn't a standard metric? It's basically the Free Parking of UNO - very popular but not officially recognized.

getoffthedrugsdude,

I like you

mindbleach, in Elmo

Edibles are a spell with a verbal component.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Bok Bok Bokok is with Okolokkolok Kolokkolok

That’s great Facebook. Thanks for letting us all know the pivotal moment when the chickens who were spending time together started fucking each other.

_lilith, in *clamp clamp*
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I had to buy clamps today and I automatically chanted this when I picked them up

_lilith, in Snow Angels
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Track_Shovel,
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Lmao

I love it when people clip stuff like this with no other context other than the original meme.

bruhduh,
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RIP_Cheems, in Pilk
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Back to whatever plan of existence you came from.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Pilk
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My uncle regularly drinks chocolate milk with Coke.

And I mean like 3/4 chocolate milk 1/4 coke

june,

This curdles the milk.

Dasnap, in Titl3
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Pro nonce 🤨

FartsWithAnAccent,
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“Paging Peter File…”

konalt,
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They say ped-o-phile in America. Maybe you should move to America.

CluckN, in Well actually.

“Lol” said Poseidon, “Lmao”

Maultasche,

Definitely wasn’t me. I stopped no one from getting home.

JaymesRS, in Titl3

Oratrice Mecanique d’Analyse Cardinale

hakunawazo, in *clamp clamp*

This surely is an euphemism for something…

Sharpiemarker, (edited )

Keep your dick in a vice

-AvE dude

BonesOfTheMoon,

Clamp your ham!

DevastatedBungHole,

Ahhhh, I was saying clamp ya gammon, which didn’t feel correct

Sharpiemarker, in Well actually.

Some might even call it an Odyssey

Adi2121,

“So that’s it, huh. What are we, some kind of, Odyssey?”

d00phy, in Well actually.

You might say it’s an “epic” story!

crsu, in Plowing

I hope city hall reposts this PSA

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