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DogPeePoo, in OHHH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS,

Just seeing Alberta Canadian born Ted Cruz gone from the USA is more than enough for most of us

corsicanguppy,

Hey… he’s only HALF Albertan, so only half of our dumbest region. Whoever his other parent was, that person bears the rest of the responsibility for this deeply concerning narcissist.

DogPeePoo,

Sure, it’s just hilarious that “Lyin’ Ted” tries to pretend he is a Texan, when he was clearly born in Canada 🇨🇦

dubyakay,

Alberta might as well be Texas.

Powerpoint,

He’s more American than Canadian. You broke it you bought it.

wandermind, in How I like my pi

Pihole and uBlock Origin have different purposes. Pihole blocks ad domains network-wide. uBlock Origin can remove specific elements from specific webpages with surgical precision regardless of the domain the content is served from, so it is a much more precise wide-spectrum content blocker.

In other words, uBlock Origin can block basically everything, but only works in your browser. Pihole blocks fewer things and less precisely but works for all your devices.

abcde_fz,

Thank you, this clears it up really well!

Zerush, in This is for something else.
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reverendsteveii, in This is for something else.

fuck the butterfly effect, do what you want. you’ve thrived in chaos once already.

Timecircleline,

This is so inspiring.

logicbomb,

I forget where I heard it from, but somebody said that it’s strange how we believe that if we go back in time and make a small change, it will have a huge effect on the future, but we also believe that making small changes today won’t make any difference in the future.

AlolanYoda, (edited )

I just want you to know this is one of the most beautiful comments I’ve ever read, and it came from a random comment section from an ok comic strip. So much so that I upvoted it once I saw it and came back hours later just to save it.

GissaMittJobb, in You liar!

I much prefer hang drying.

  • Less wear on the clothes
  • Basically no energy cost (technically not correct but it’s really whatever)
  • Free humidifying during the dry winters
  • Fairly satisfying thing to do while listening to a podcast

The primary downside is that it’s no fun to do it when it rains, neither indoors or outdoors, but as long as you time your laundry well enough, it’s all good.

exocrinous,

Relying on the weather to dry your clothes is a scam. You’re just going to get tricked. I have ADHD so it’s a no go

GissaMittJobb,

What does ADHD have to do with this? I’m not sure that I get it.

exocrinous, (edited )

I can’t remember to do shit because I don’t experience the mental construct of time in the same way as neurotypicals. And even with an alarm, it’s still an extra cognitive load that makes me more likely to mess up everything else. If I forget the clothes on the line for a week, they’ll degrade in the elements and get mildew from the night dew. Inside is a better place for me to forget my clothes. I have less stuff to remember for less time, an alarm is more help to me, and I don’t have to plan for unexpected variables.

The drying machine is a disabled person’s ally.

GissaMittJobb,

I see - remembering to bring the laundry inside is the issue.

While there’s nothing wrong with using a dryer - I’m certainly not going to deny you the privilege - perhaps hanging the clothes inside could be a passable workaround for the memory issue? Assuming your indoor environment allows for it, that is.

camelbeard, (edited )

At home I hang most of the clothes, but we where at a short trip and we had some wet towels and swimgear, so de decided to just do one full laundry with most of our wet and dirty clothes. The first duration before I even started the cycle was that it should be done at about 16:10 it was actually done more than an hour later.

meliaesc,

It’s -11°F where I am today, my family still lives in Jamaica and I envy their ability to hang their clothes so much.

GissaMittJobb,

It should be possible to hang your clothes indoors still, I guess. Outdoors as well I’ve been told, when it’s a bit below freezing, but I’ll admit that I’ve never actually tried that.

BCsven,

Nothing like spring/summer outdoor fresh dried laundry

NutWrench, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s like Windows is devolving into really, REALLY early Linux, where a single Control Panel application is broken up into a half dozen separate parts and scattered throughout the interface in a dozen separate sub-sub-sub menus.

You should NOT have to hunt for the “print” button in a freaking word processor.

MrRazamataz,
@MrRazamataz@lemmy.razbot.xyz avatar

I mean File->Print makes sense to me…

Crack0n7uesday,

Ctrl + p still works?

Trainguyrom,

I’m trying to remember but some Microsoft Office product did something entirely unexpected when I hit Ctrl+P to print. I wish I could remember the details but it was absolutely soul crushing seeing even basic keyboard shortcuts remapped

EmperorHenry, in Everything I need is still in in the old settings windows that haven't changed in 23 years
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I wanted to open “devices and printers” and it opened some bullshit in the settings app and it didn’t tell me the model of PC I have, then I clicked on “more information” or something like that and it opened the old “devices and printers” like I wanted in the first place.

Not all new things are good, Microsoft. Don’t fix what isn’t broken. I know new features make the shareholders jizz in their pants, but I want my system to continue working the way I need it to work. I’ve had to go out and get quite a few third party apps just to get around all the bullshit you keep changing for no reason.

cyberpunk007,

Ah yes. Well when I want to modify my IP address I do:

Win+R

Then I enter:

Ncpa.cpl

And hit enter. So easy.

Not so easy is the more useful printer settings:

Win+R

Then:

shell:::{A8A91A66-3A7D-4424-8D24-04E180695C7A}

🤦🏻

mexicancartel,

Wtf bro what does that even mean

cyberpunk007,

This is how you open the dialogs you’re looking for instead of randomly clicking through 4 items deep in this new crappy UI

Trainguyrom,

New crappy UI that was also reorganized about 4 times since Windows 10 launched, so depending on how old of a build (and with Windows update breakage it could be quite old!) is on the computer that was just dropped before you you might have to click for a while

mexicancartel,

I mean, is it this: A8A91A66-3A7D-4424-8D24-04E180695C7A? No common name?

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

its faster to change the ip using the win11 settings app than with Control panel, also DNS over HTTPS is missing from control panel and only available in the settings app

misnina, in Lemmy about to implode.
@misnina@lemmy.ml avatar

jokes aside, it’s just not a really attractive title.

I’ve played 48 hours in one of the games in there, Traveller’s Rest, about running a tavern. It has money, supply, employees, trends etc. But I’m not enjoying it because Yay Capitalism! It’s because when you’re running your own cute shop with virtual money it’s fun. I do like the genre, but being reminded of the systems that are causing a lot of real world shit is just a bad title.

But I guess “Business Sim Sale” wasn’t flashy enough.

rwhitisissle,

But I’m not enjoying it because Yay Capitalism! It’s because when you’re running your own cute shop with virtual money it’s fun.

You can run a private business without engaging in capitalist exploitation. That’s something a lot of people would probably find enjoyable.

Omega_Haxors, (edited )

As fun as that is, I love a game that starts out innocent fun then slowly reveals as you progress that you were always a monster, the only difference is now it’s starting to impact the world in a way that you can’t ignore anymore. It’s up to you when you want to stop.

CileTheSane,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

Baldur’s Gate?

cosmicrookie, (edited )
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Games showing us that it has never been about the monet/credits. It’s about making and experiencing

Lesrid,

Not only that but by necessity the money/credits in nearly all games (EVE Online a possible exception) is closer to a labor voucher of sorts than a commodity. And labor vouchers are a potential avenue for transitioning a society away from currency.

bi_tux,
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

I mean they got our attention, so they’ve done it right ig

agressivelyPassive,

Also, these games are not about failing, fear and hunger. Capitalism is.

It wouldn’t be fun to play, if you’d have to grind 16h a day and be in danger of homelessness or starvation if you lose.

People play CoD all the time, but I’m sure a substantial percentage of the players would decidedly not enjoy bleeding out in an abandoned cottage.

Oha, in I might move again. (Or not)

i fucking love decentralized services

Master,

Can someone explain like im twelve please.

MelodiousFunk, in *sigh* *clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack*
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
xpinchx,

I hate how most of my job is being a professional emailer.

misterundercoat,

This is a cute comic, but it would be much, much worse if the director was the type to send change requests directly to the junior associate.

Because it won’t just be font size. It will be some impractical idea that you’ve already ruled out in three weeks ago in meetings with your manager, but now you have to drop everything and waste more time spinning wheels to either attempt the director’s dumb idea, or you have to spend time explaining to him why you’ve already ruled it out, and do so without seeming lazy or insubordinate.

While you’re doing this special task for the director, your workload is piling up and your manager thinks you’re slacking because the director emails you directly and never bothers to CC your supervisor. You can try to diligently CC your supervisor on all replies, and even mention your supervisor in emails (the classic “looping in x”), but rest assured, the director will never use reply-all.

gmtom, in soak and jump hump

Im intrigued. Is there any porn of this?

ikapoz,

The answer to that question is always yes.

gmtom,

Well I’ve looked and couldn’t find anything. So I’m going to say it doesn’t exist.

BombOmOm, (edited )
@BombOmOm@lemmy.world avatar

It is your duty to make it then. I am expecting completion from you by the start of next week.

Xer0,

I’m gonna need you to go ahead and write, produce, direct, and star in this porno by close of business tomorrow.

Even_Adder, in 80085

Why do those waveforms look so loud?

Honytawk,

Very excited breathing

scytale, (edited )

He’s applying the wall of sound technique. Everyone knows women like overcompressed mixes with no dynamics.

Aggravationstation,

They’re both extended cuts of Horny '98 by Mousse T.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dH8WvayAo1M

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kt_xgFJxBM

Bronco1676,

It’s delivered quietly, so that should be okay

Poggervania, in Apple being... Apple!
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

False, the bag would be severely overengineered and somehow have connectivity with AirTags

TWeaK,

iPhones are engineered? I thought you had to hold them properly for them to work?

Something something rectangle inside a rectangle with rounded corners.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Those iPhone 4’s had a milled stainless chassis. They were very much engineered. Just not engineered to make calls.

riotRhino, (edited ) in When will that bastard die?

In a just universe, Henry Kissinger would be dead. Henry Kissinger is proof that a) God hates us and wants us to suffer or b) There is no god and the universe is a dark and cold indifferent place.

onkyo,

Considering they gave him the nobel peace prize I have to assume there is someone out there that really hates us.

Custoslibera,

Obama got the peace prize as well.

Blowing children up with drones apparently qualifies you.

yesman,

The Nobel prize is a joke. They gave Europe the prize for going several years without burning down the whole world. They gave it to Obama for being black.

They gave the chemistry prize to a chemical weapons guy, the medicine prize to the guy who invented the lobotomy.

People Magazine’s “sexiest man alive” has more credibility because at least all the winners were good looking.

stoy,

The Nobel peace prize is a joke…

The others are still usually pretty cool…

Turun,

Economics is 50/50 too. It’s not in the OG set of prizes and the science is hit and miss as well.

But yeah, physics, chemistry, medicine are all prizes that highlight game changing discoveries.

stoy,

Economics is just a shit prize, it devalues the rest of the prizes, and should never been allowed to be awarded among the others.

The litterature prize started as a good idea, but these days it has lost a lot of presteige, just looks back at when Bob Dylan was forced to get the prize.

He didn’t want the prize, but the organizers still awarded him the prize, looking like a weirdly obsessive fan club.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There isn’t a Nobel prize for economics, at least not really. The swedish central bank made their own price, to be awarded by the Nobel foundation

pressanykeynow,

Didn’t they give it to the chemistry guy because he solved world hunger and not because of the weapons? There was an episode about him on Veritasium.

deft,

or this is hell

Cranakis,

A strong argument to your point: Kissinger dies at 100. Frank Zappa, 52. I think there is no god but can’t rule out a.

N0body, in Inspired

I tied a ROFLcopter to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to make a shitpost cost a cheeseburger, and in those days, cheeseburgers came with pictures of cats on 'em. “I can has cheezburger,” you’d say.

Mr_Blott,

Never could remember that cos I had so much trouble trying to hold all those pesky limes

ExfilBravo,

So this is what the retirement home is going to be like for us? Just fondly remembering old memes while we drift into the void.

flubba86,

Yes please. Sign me up.

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