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thepiguy, in I think we've been had

But the UK still uses imperial. I remember playing euro truck sim and being annoyed that the road signs don’t match the speed limit shown in the GPS. I first thought this was a bug. Then I remembered that I was in UK and not the Netherlands where I picked up the delivery.

HopFlop, (edited )

UK is a conplete chaos between the two. You buy liters of milk but a gallons of gas. Speeds are in miles per hour. Close distances are in meters, longer ones in miles. I have seen weight both in grams and in pounds. And then the currency is even called pound.

“How many pounds does one pound of apples cost, sir?”

Peps,

Nah, you buy petrol in litres, but mileage is calculated in miles per gallon. Which is much worse

Knightfox,

And they use stone (14 pounds) to measure body weight.

reverendsteveii,

how many pounds of gas does it take to drive 1 kilofoot?

kureta,

centipounds

some_guy,

Holy shit. I’m gladdened to learn that someone may be more fucked than us. Today is a first: I am no longer from the most shamed people.

wishthane,

Canada is a bit of a mess too, although different. We never really use miles, but we do use feet and inches and pounds pretty regularly. The construction industry is a real mess in particular because so many things are measured in either imperial or metric units

DrownedRats, (edited )
@DrownedRats@lemmy.world avatar

It’s so much worse than anyone outside of the UK can imagine. Milk and beer come in pints but water and wine come in litres (actually, wine and liquor sometimes comes in centilitres which is actually worse) . Most fuel pumps show you the quantity in litres but we still measure speed in miles per hour and efficiency in miles per gallon.

I know my own weight in kilos but my height in feet. When I go to the barbers I ask for a one mill on the sides and an inch off the top. I try and run a 5k every now and again but could never do a marathon.

Then there’s the generation split. I’m of that weird generation where I’m caught in the middle of older teachers knowing imperial better but trying to teach metric in school.

My parents always used imperial so I learned some of that early on but then learned metric in school. Went to engineering college where they taught me all the more advanced metric before going to work at a company that almost exclusively uses imperial (thank you American aerospace for that one)

Shit, even our kettles can’t seem to decide on imperial cups or just guessing how big the average mug is. My kettle has both cups and millilitre gradiations on it.

And don’t get me started on single, double, king and queen beds! Turns out there’s a euro standard and they’re not the same as our standard! You can buy a double sheet that’s closer to fitting a queen size bed!

Idek what’s going on at this point lol

mojofrododojo,

even better is measuring shit in stone.

no one knows what that means outside of blighty mate, no one’s ever fucking heard of stone. it’s so hilarious.

DosDude, in No, Now listen my trauma
@DosDude@retrolemmy.com avatar

If only we had some sort of technology to let us know that someone is at the door.

Ring the doorbell, or knock like a normal fucking person.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I found that in recent antisocial times, more and more people elect to ignore doorbells and not even check the door unless they specifically know someone they expected is there. They just act like nobody is home

NikkiDimes, (edited )

To be fair, the vast majority of the time someone is at my door that I’m not expecting, they’re trying to sell me shit I don’t care about. I do not answer my door.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Why in the world do people do that? Are they that damn afraid of each other?

pixeltree,

I live online, no one I know lives anywhere close enough to casually visit me, let alone just pop over unannounced. If someone rings my doorbell they either want to sell me something or are dropping a package off. Either way, why go to the door?

TheGreenGolem,
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Your neighbor telling you that you left your car’s window open. Or you have a leakage/broken pipe/your roof is on fire/something is wrong that is advised to be taken care sooner rather than later. There can be legit reasons why people are trying to warn you in your home who don’t know your online handles.

NikkiDimes,

They have my phone number.

kraftpudding,

My door is just really far from my bed, and opening it to then see someone I don’t want to see is just too much effort. And everybody I want to see knows to text ahead.

PsychedSy,

I get mad if you set the dogs off lol

Swedneck,
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one of the perks of living in an apartment, the outer door is locked so if someone’s knocking on my door it all but has to be the neighbours and they’re not gonna bother me for no reason.

Slovene, (edited )

Maybe some people have this weird technology where they put things in or over their ears to hear only what’s in the device they’re texting through and can’t hear any outside noises.

Kecessa,

I see you’ve never lived in a shitty apartment/one where the door bell calls your phone but can only be programmed for one number

Wizard_Pope,
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  • Kecessa,

    That’s the system I had in the previous two buildings I lived in instead of those wall panels you are in many places, much less trouble for the manager since it doesn’t require more wires running all over the building.

    vithigar,

    An old one.

    It made sense when everyone had landlines. Buzzer in a multi-unit building rings the phone in reach unit. Door intercom used to talk to the occupant, and usually they could control door access by hitting ‘9’ or whatever to unlock the door and admit whoever was there.

    Saved the building from needing to have a separate intercom system wired to every unit, just use the phone lines that are already going to be there.

    Fast forward a few decades, land lines are gone, everyone has a cell, and if more than one person lives in a unit the person with the one the door rings might be out and the person at home has no way to admit people, while the person elsewhere still has to answer door calls.

    On the upside(?), it allowed us to be extremely sure that UPS was lying to us when they told us they tried to deliver and no one answered the door. Had them tell us that several times with no missed calls on the phone. :P

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Why did they not just put a dedicated door answering phone disguised as a doorbel in the apartments? Why am I even asking probably because it would cost money.

    vithigar,

    I’m not sure what you mean by “disguised as a doorbell”. It’s for controlled access buildings where you need to be able to talk to the person at the door and selectively admit them.

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    Well I understand that. I meant to make it look like an intercom while the inside is basically just a landline.

    Strykker,

    Because the whole fucking reason was to reduce costs, since everyone is going to have a landline anyway.

    My building is like this, it was built in the 60s the concept of multiple phones in a house hold was completely unthinkable at the time.

    Wizard_Pope,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    I fucking know. I meant why did they not do that after landlines stopped being used.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

    Sure well defined muscles are aesthetically pleasing, but not nessa to be considered hot by most of the people you’ll date

    Anticorp,

    Oh everyone I know would love to date that. They just wouldn’t love the time and commitment required to build and maintain that.

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    Yeah I’m sure many of us would if it was just a pill you took lol

    Cringe2793,

    You really think so?

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    Varies by person but yeah. Look at all the bears and bookish nerds that people fawn over

    Lesrid, (edited )

    Very true, in my experience lots of women like the idea of strength from big muscles but don’t really care to see the striated muscle fibers in a cut look. Hell some are turned off by the vasculature of my hands.

    EDIT: Guys in comic books are ripped for the dudes reading them. I imagine the same is true for movie stars.

    ShortFuse, (edited )

    Nessa? We channelling Jar Jar Binks now? (All in good fun, OP)

    UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

    Haha meesa see what you mean. An old friend used to say it and I just like the sound of it

    samus12345, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Every Roman has a plumbus in their home. It’s clearly a Latin word.

    Cratermaker,

    E plumbus unum

    dylanTheDeveloper,
    @dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

    Plumbinnious

    superduperenigma, in Breaking News

    Zelensky to increase Ukrainian armed forces by… 2!!!

    HEXN3T,
    @HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    2 factorial factorial factorial is still 2. You’re lucky this time…

    Kidplayer_666, in Achilles and Patrocles got a similar reaction

    Ironically they go quite quickly to “he’s gay” when it comes to guys

    lud,

    Maybe, just maybe, historians aren’t a hivemind with the same opinions.

    Kusimulkku,

    I think it’s trends we’re talking about. Thinking everyone was straight and the overcorrection to that. Nobody is suggesting they’re all doing this.

    Selmafudd, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

    That’s a prime chaotic resonator, It’s to apply fossils to your gear…

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    By the shining golden arse of innocence, I got that reference.

    Piogre314, in I think we've been had

    Wait til you find out who taught America the word “soccer”.

    ForgotAboutDre,

    Soccer was an abbreviation used by posh people. Associate football -> sociate -> soccer. Much like rugby is called ruggers by the same group of people today. It was an informal term.

    Association football was popular amongst the working class in the UK, who didn’t use the same types of abbreviations. So it wasn’t referred to as soccer by the them. When radio/TV became common the presenters wouldn’t use abbreviations like soccer and so it was referred to as Association Football or Football.

    In the US the posh abbreviation took over, likely because many British travellers to the US would be posh and not working class. At least the ones traveling for leisure and taking part in sports activities. Working class would mostly be immigrants and wouldn’t be brushing shoulders with those in sports media.

    American call the rugby like sport, American Football because it is played on foot and not horse. It would also share a common ancestry of completely moving a ball from one place to another on foot, like football and rugby.

    Zagorath, in I think we've been had
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    Britain hardly had a leg to stand on. They got stuck halfway through making the switch. Still use miles in their cars, feet for height, etc.

    hactar42,

    Don’t forget about stones for body weight

    WhatAmLemmy,

    I fucking love the psychotic concept of using “stone” as a measurement, even though a real stone can weight anywhere from milligrams to … thousands of tonnes?

    It’s like saying you weigh 7 water.

    ForgotAboutDre, (edited )

    Or you are 6 feet tall.

    ForgotAboutDre,

    It’s old people. They vote and don’t like change.

    Everyone in the UK under 40 never used imperial in their education, but everything is still imperial.

    Even stuff that’s not supposed to be. Milk is sold in pints but labelled in ml. Sometimes it’s litres because these are smaller. Timbre is all sold in a metric equivalent, but it isn’t consistent. You don’t know if the piece you’ve had delivered is 2.4m or 2.44m. Rulers have both metric and imperial, unless you pay extra for a single system - which makes them harder to use.

    The worst thing is recipes, many recipes are imperial online because of the USA. American imperial measurements aren’t the same as UK ones.

    It is all driven by ignorance. The royal family (TV show) summed this ignorance up best. They complained it took them longer to get to the destination because their sat nav was in kilometres and there’s more kilometres than miles so everything is further away.

    MisterFrog,
    @MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

    This sounds worse than just using imperial

    ForgotAboutDre,

    It’s better. Because metric is still an option, but it’s not as good as it could be.

    If the English speaking world fully committed to metric DIY, maker stuff and cooking online would be much better. But I’d much rather this than a fully imperial system. It much easier to work in metric and convert between than work in imperial. Imperial requires a lot more knowledge of the measurement system your working with than metric does. Because everything scales in metric the same and you can use exponentials or prefixes to express sizes. Though the US imperial system does simplify this system by using pounds for everything rather than stones.

    It is surprising that the US still clings to imperial measurement despite being the first Anglosphere country to adopt metric/decimal currency. Along with the metric system being associated with liberty and enlightenment that was a big part of the philosophy behind the start of the US.

    When it comes down to, in the UK and the US both imperial systems are quantified by metric standards. So it’s purely a mirage, because all reference lead back to metric measurements. Not brass yardsticks installed in the town centre. Imperial is now just a middle man maintained for nostalgia. The cost to switching is every decreasing as all series industry uses metric.

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    I’m European but I have a set of US cups in my kitchen because most recipes are in these stupid American measurements.

    hark,
    @hark@lemmy.world avatar

    Why not just convert the units?

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    Because it’s an annoying extra step I need to take. Also volumetric units are less accurate and don’t convert to well into metric.

    brbposting,
    SkippingRelax, (edited )

    Most American recipes; just look for something specific to your country.

    Those recipes are gross anyway. Homemade nanna secret cake calls for a box of your favourite cake mix from the supermarket.

    I found recipes for soups that list fucking tins of soups in the ingredients. Like you make soup using a can of already made soup?!

    I tend to add “grams” to my searches if I’m looking for something in English.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Also tones of butter, sugar and their biscuits are soft.

    ForgotAboutDre,

    I avoid volumetric measurement whenever I can. I’ve found weight based measurement to be vastly superior, especially when you have a 0.1g digital scale. It’s much easier to weight 100g of water than check the line on 100ml.

    Holyhandgrenade,
    @Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah grams are way more accurate and I always prefer to weigh, especially when it comes to stuff like coffee.

    Enk1,

    We use US Standard, not Imperial. Americans took Imperial and changed the measurements but kept the names, because “fuck you, Britain” but “fuck you even more, everyone else!”

    Fal,
    @Fal@yiffit.net avatar

    Americans took Imperial and changed the measurements but kept the names,

    Not accurate. Imperial and US customary were designed side by side. They share a common history en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_units but US did not come from imperial

    p1mrx,

    It’s generally good to use feet for height. When I use butt for height I’m like a meter shorter.

    Huschke, (edited ) in Welp...

    I think we should just reset the year counter after covid.

    This year would be 4 A.C.

    A 30-year-old’s birthday would be 26 B.C.

    recapitated,

    And we should have the new year start sometime in the middle November, but leave the calendar days as they are.

    ininewcrow, in You're tearing me apart!
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I was fine with memes over the past few years … sure they are a quick dopamine hit that make you laugh or think

    But now when my friends send me tiktok videos … especially when someone has been watching these video streams for hours or days … they start sending out the most random, inane, mindless content … it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

    And that’s what Ten Forward is for!

    bobs_monkey,

    it’s the kind of material that keep a monkey occupied.

    I think that’s kind of the point. There was an article a while back that said the CCP/Bytedance intentionally serve up braindead content to everywhere outside China, while promoting educational and uplifting content at home.

    SuperSpruce,

    I want to see a sampling of this “educational and uplifting” content.

    Bartsbigbugbag, (edited )

    That’s such a gross misunderstanding of the separation between TikTok and China that it’s very possible purposeful misinformation.

    China has no control whatsoever over TikTok, and in fact, there are US intelligence officers on the board for the American company. If anyone is “intentionally serving up braindead content…” it’s the US company, who is under strict control and observation by US intelligence agencies.

    Gabu,

    Why are you lying? Every Chinese company is under the CCP’s boot, as made evident by the one time Tencent tried to fight it

    Bartsbigbugbag, (edited )

    Xenophobia and jingoism have so thoroughly riddled most American brains that you require no evidence of anything, and just exist in a “vibes based reality” where you accept entirely false information as truth because it fits your preconceptions. The US government has spent years at this point trying to prove what you’ve said about TikTok, and they’ve been entirely unable to do so, because it’s literally not true. And as I said, their US board is filled with US intelligence spooks, not Chinese ones.

    Next you’ll tell me China is pushing pro-Palestinian content on TikTok, instead of the youth just being rabidly pro-Palestine.

    Gabu,

    I’m not even American, bot. Go suck CCP cock somewhere else.

    markon,

    Just don’t forget Blackrock owns a very sizable portion of Bytedance. Just saying.

    kofe,

    I’ve had no trouble curating my feed to mostly professionals, psychologists and pet behaviorists. Occasional cute animal videos

    bobs_monkey,

    Nice. I’ll be honest, I never bothered with tiktok, only Instagram. And even that got to a point where I just gave up and tossed it. Even Reddit was weird like that.

    TimewornTraveler,

    that sounds way too bizarre to believe without seeing a source. and i know there’s gonna be people replying saying it’s not that bizarre, because China, but really…?

    bobs_monkey,

    60 Minutes did a spread on it way back when, it’s on YouTube I believe

    TimewornTraveler,

    thank you

    rambling_lunatic,

    Absolutely reasonable thing to ask.

    cbsnews.com/…/tristan-harris-social-media-politic…

    Grep for “Companies like TikTok” to find the relevant portion.

    The guy talking isn’t exactly a scientist and this ain’t a rigourous peer-reviewed study, but it does seem like he knows at least a little about what he’s talking about. Take it with a grain of salt.

    ininewcrow, (edited )
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

    I have one 50 year old friend with very little tech know how and his kids set him up with a good smartphone. I saw his family about a year ago and his kids noted that their dad often sits up until about 2 or 3 in the morning at the kitchen table just scrolling through tiktok videos. He sent them to me about once a day until I had to block him and tell him directly to stop sending me this stuff. He’s since become ‘aware’ of his addiction and stops sending out videos as often as he did before. He still scrolls through thousands and thousands of videos a day.

    It would all be funny if it wasn’t so frightening at the same time.

    bobs_monkey,

    No kidding. I just find it ironic that the generation that kept saying “TV will rot your brain” is now completely consumed by social media.

    GluWu,

    50 is still too young. Endless scrolling should only be for old people who literally can’t do anything. Kids need to do physically stimulating things like playing outside, adults need to do mentally stimulating things like playing video games. Old people don’t need to do anything, they can veg out to short form.

    ZOSTED,

    Legitimately, when I was quitting nicotine, I would scroll on my phone when I was getting withdrawal pangs, and it helped.

    Nowadays I have to watch myself, or else I’ll potentially lose hours. I know exactly what addiction feels like: going without and satisfying what feels like a need - it feels right. And these apps are definitely addictive. I didn’t really notice until I tried to stop.

    FlyingSquid, (edited ) in It can't be stopped
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t even know why people use Windows 10 (or 11) other than momentum.

    I haven’t used Windows for years, but my daughter’s new online school required either a Windows 10/11 computer or a Mac and we can’t afford even a new decent Windows notebook, let alone a Mac, so we ended up getting a refurbished Thinkpad running Windows 10 from NewEgg.

    Windows 10. Is. Annoying. As. Fuck.

    We are constantly getting interrupted by unnecessary popups (or were until I took the time to disable everything I could think of, which was a pain in the ass).

    After running updates, it made me go through a bunch of screens turning down paying for things. Twice. And those popups still asked me about paying for things. Motherfucker, I already paid $300 for the computer, I’m not paying you shit.

    And wow is stuff counterintuitive in how to do it compared to either any Linux GUI I’ve tried or Mac OS. Just trying to figure out how to get to a File menu is baffling half the time.

    I don’t blame anyone for using XP over that shit. Let alone Linux or even a Mac.

    Smokeydope,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Just wait until they start putting ads in the file menu and make you sit through a 30 second commercial every time you want to open an application unless you join windows premium + subscription only 15$ a month

    kshade,
    @kshade@lemmy.world avatar

    Drink verification can to continue your Windows™ experience

    Smokeydope,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Microsoft reserves the right to collect and sell any genetic information exposed to drink verification can via bodily fluids.

    Proceeds to transmit your entire genome to their cloud servers in plaintext

    Psythik,

    For me I use Win11 for one reason: Auto HDR. Fixes every issue I have with HDR in other OSes cause it just works.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I can see that, but is it really worth running it as an OS other than for that specific use? Because if not, you can just run it in an emulator or on a partition when you need that.

    Psythik, (edited )

    Well I play a lot of HDR games and watch a lot of HDR movies, so for me the use isn’t exactly “specific”. I’m using HDR all the time.

    But to be honest, I’d love nothing more than to switch to Linux fulltime. The game support is finally good enough for me, but I need my HDR. Emulation isn’t an option cause HDR doesn’t work that way, and I already dual boot Mint and Win11. But right now my usage is about 90% Windows and 10% *Nix. Can’t wait for the day when I can finally switch those percentages around.

    kshade, (edited )
    @kshade@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t even know why people use Windows 10 (or 11) other than momentum.

    Security updates. That’s it, that’s the only reason I recommend anyone unwilling or unable to switch operating systems all together to move to Windows 10.

    NotJustForMe, in I think we've been had

    Making fun for STILL using it. If our navy would navigate by the stars at night, it would be laughed at, right? And rightly so. ;)

    fallingcats,

    Tbh that sounds like a fun project for an app or something, as a backup to gps in case it’s jammed. Just lay your phone on the ground, take a long exposure picture and then use the phones time to calculate where you are. Might need to take the accelerometer into account if the ground isn’t flat.

    prayer,

    Fighter jets have automatic star navigation to augment their GPS navigation features. It’s more than a fun project, it’s military technology.

    zaphod,

    GPS can be jammed, try jamming stars.

    Smokeydope,
    @Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

    Urban areas with huge light pollution: “and I took that personally”

    zaphod,

    Land navies hate this.

    oce,
    @oce@jlai.lu avatar

    Starlink: hold my Xitter handle

    Agent641,

    Who would win:

    • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
    • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
    wafflez,

    Light polution, checkmate astronomer

    gandalf_der_12te,

    Actually, don’t. The pollution would kill us all.

    AnUnusualRelic,
    @AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

    Amazon and Musk are working on it.

    bunnyknuckles,
    @bunnyknuckles@lemmy.world avatar
    zaphod,

    Now I wonder if we could launch satellites as artificial stars for celestial navigation. Basically optical GPS.

    ShortFuse,

    “That’s no moon.”

    TootSweet, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

    My mother has a fascination with Roman Dodecahedra, so I 3D printed her one for Christmas. She hasn’t knitted any gloves with them yet. (And may never, but she still likes it and has it sitting on the mantle over the fireplace.)

    thehatfox,
    @thehatfox@lemmy.world avatar

    Printing a Roman dodecahedron seems like an interesting torture test for a 3D printer, plenty of overhangs.

    TootSweet,

    Yeah, the particular model I printed was specifically designed to be easy-ish to print. It’s printed in like 32 parts (one for each face and one connector for each vertex) and requires assembly after printing. All to avoid overhangs and such.

    But yeah. Raw-dogging it with the supports would be pretty nightmarish. Lol.

    Blamemeta, in Road Rage

    More specifically, in the left lane. The right lane can do whatever it wants

    Signtist,

    Yeah, if you’re in the passing lane, and aren’t passing anyone, I’m pissed. I don’t care if you’re going 10 under or 50 over, the passing lane is exclusively for passing.

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