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Sorgan71, in I think we've been had

At least americans dont use stone, or fucking hands, for measurement

GiveOver,

But feet are fine?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

We still use hands for exactly one measurement, the height of a horse

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Something like 14 hands tall is what seperates horses from ponies.

Slovene,

Or sometimes a crowbar.

snugglesthefalse,

If you have a 14 hand tall crowbar then I’m almost certain it wouldn’t be counted as a pony.

ThunderclapSasquatch, (edited )

Must be hard, throwing 14 hands at once

bluewing,

You will find “Hands” still being used as a specialty measurement of how tall a horse is. And I think they measure at the front shoulder. But that is, I think, the only time you might hear it.

For the curious, 1 Hand = 4"/~100mm For example - The mare stood 15 hands tall.

Ookami38, in Where is spork?

Missing the best spoon, an absinthe spoon.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Well it’s the best at making dripped absinthe, arguably it’s terrible at doing any other spoon-like actions.

Ookami38,

But why would you need anything else when you have absinthe? Also it’s the prettiest by a mile.

Chadus_Maximus,

What about the cocaine spoon?

firkin_slang_whanger, in We did it?

Does it mention how badly trump fucked us with his COVID response?

RightHandOfIkaros,

I’ll be honest, even without Trump most Americans proved they were too stupid or stubborn to follow instructions, so he didn’t really need to do anything to slap the whole US with more infections.

jaschen,

I’m sure Trump didn’t help much with his stupidity.

normanwall, (edited )

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  • jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    The problem is Trump is both the cause and the symptom of a very broken Republican party. He definitely brings out the worst in his supporters, but they also bring out the worst in him. You saw when he tried to encourage vaccines and his supporters turned on him instantly, so he had to quickly back track.

    I think, like you said, the only way he can attempt to steer the MAGA-ship at this point is to offer solutions that blatantly look like he’s doing it to own the libs. He can’t say “get the vaccine because it’ll prevent you from dying.” He’d have to say, “Biden is trying to take away the beautiful vaccine I created. He wants to give it to illegal immigrants instead of hard working people like you! The deep state is trying to trick you to believe that the vaccine is poison so they can give it to their pedophile leaders so they can be safe, while you good, Christian patriots are dying.”

    Even then, I doubt it would work.

    Ultraviolet,

    Unfortunately his strategy was much more cartoonishly evil. By making it so taking the pandemic seriously was a partisan issue, he could make it so people voting in person were disproportionately likely to be his base. Then set up some regulations to prevent states from counting mail in votes until in person voting is done to manufacture a narrative that they’re less legitimate and try to stop the count.

    OhStopYellingAtMe, in Breaking News
    @OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

    This right after the article about the one Putin staffer who criticized Russia’s attack on the Ukraine.

    awwwyissss,

    The Russia is attacking the Ukraine. But fortunately countries like the France and the Poland are helping them defend themselves… the

    Maalus,

    There is no “the Ukraine”, it’s just Ukraine. Adding “the” implies it’s a territory of some other country (i.e. Russia), which it is not.

    TheGrandNagus, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

    Desktop: don’t care, keyboard is standardised

    Laptop: less-used keys can be different sized or in different positions. I want that shit backlit so I can find where they’ve shifted those keys to

    Pyroglyph,
    @Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

    Many laptops are made with the US ANSI layout and other layouts like UK ISO are either shoehorned in at the final design stage or relegated to shuffling symbols around and requiring both Fn+Shift to type a character that used to have its own damn key. I’m not salty.

    AbsoluteChicagoDog, in We did it?

    Global pandemic is redundant

    MindlessZ,

    Pandemics aren’t inherently global, just widespread

    DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    It has varying definitions, but not quite.

    Definitions can range anywhere from “Effects a whole country” to “has spread to several large regions” to “threatens to affect the entire globe” but as a general rule the definitions shy away from saying global because then people will quibble about, like, Greenland not being effected because those bastards shut down the ports again.

    So you could, for example, have a pandemic that spread through Europe and Asia but the swift and decisive actions of competent executives prevented the spread to the Americas.

    SpaceNoodle, in I think we've been had

    The US doesn’t use imperial units, though. The US customary units share names with imperial units, but they are significantly different.

    speeding_slug,

    I was about to say. Wikipedia has an overview.

    Skates,

    Of course they are. I expect the number of furlongs in a whatsit has changed at least every week. Who could even pretend to remember the actual values?

    Jyek,

    Furlongs is a different measuring system all together. Same with miles and inches. We don’t convert between those measurements because it’s not necessary.

    Uriel_Copy,

    TIL! Got to be extra careful when doing conversion then!

    lunarul,

    That’s why you see units like “US cup” instead of just “cup” when doing conversions in a lot of places.

    maryjayjay,

    They’re still stupid

    SpaceNoodle,

    Yeah

    Jyek, (edited )

    To add to that, US customary is a collection of measurement systems with different purposes. Most of the jokes about the US measurements are about the “silly” units like furlongs and acres and whatnot but those are either not at all part of the US customary system or are used to measure different things and are not converted between. Like, there is no reason to measure distance in inches when miles do fine. Anything using precision use a different system altogether or a variation on us customary that is often favored over metric for precision. Not that US customary is better than any other system, just it’s not really as bad as people make it out to be. It’s perfectly serviceable and changing away from it is not really the top of the priority list for this country.

    SpaceNoodle,

    Remember the time NASA burnt up $200MM in the Martian atmosphere because some chucklehead was using pound-seconds? Maybe let’s sort out shit out.

    Jyek,

    Maybe a mistake NASA made 25 years ago is less influential on the ongoing crises plaguing the US like gun violence, civil and political unrest, and countless other issues are also on the list of things that need to change. Seems silly to argue about how civilians in a country weigh things when those civilians don’t have water because their government gave up on fixing the infrastructure to provide that water in several major cities. You want national change from a country that’s trying to find out if the potential next president will follow through with promises of being a dictator? Cool bro.

    SpaceNoodle,

    You’re right, we’d better wait until absolutely everything else is perfect before making any changes whatsoever.

    Jyek,

    Not at all what I said. Just that it is not a priority.

    RQG, in We did it?
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Another one for my once in a lifetime crisis collection.

    Aielman15,
    @Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

    Why only once? The best things always have a sequel.

    TheBat,
    @TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

    Then people born after 70s must be in a cinematic universe

    meyotch,

    Born in ‘71. Would really like a chance to catch my breath, but stuff won’t stop happening

    hydrospanner,

    Would really like a chance to catch my breath,

    That’d be the covid…

    Klear,

    I warned you about stuff bro!!! I told you dog!

    Serinus,

    I hear they’re going to get a lot more frequent. I expect two Katrina-like events in the next ten years in Florida.

    Maybe the tenth will be free.

    Jumpinship, in Don't be a dick

    I haven’t been to a grocery store in many many years now. that applies to any other than convenience stores. why would you waste your time on this shit? I do have housekeeper for the same reason. and a chef for when I feel like eating at home

    AtmaJnana,

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    sagrotan, in Don't be a dick
    @sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

    In 45 years living in Germany I haven’t seen once a free roaming cart in a car park, the only ones I’ve seen are abducted ones, from homeless people etc standing somewhere under a tree or shit where they can’t cause problems. Just saying.

    Bigmouse, (edited )

    To be fair, we have a deposit system for those, so it’s kinda cheating

    badcommandorfilename, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

    I would genuinely pay more if I could get high quality hardware that wasn’t infected with rainbow RGB nonsense.

    Sanctus,
    @Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

    kbdfans.com

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Ditto. Unfortunately the grown up stuff is either worse quality business class hardware or ridiculously expensive boutique stuff. If you’re just looking for a case though, Phanteks makes great, mature builds

    Ephera,

    Is “business class” just a simile here? Because normally, the hardware sold to businesses is of a better quality (albeit also expensive).

    PP_BOY_,
    @PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

    Maybe I’m just making a wrong differentiation between what I’d call business class and what I’d call enterprise class. In my comment, I was specifically picturing those garbage soft click keyboards that ship with Dell, HP, etc. Desktops

    Ephera,

    Ah right, yeah, those are crap. I really don’t get why companies are willing to cheap out specifically with keyboards.
    Like, it’s the tool your workers use all day. Even if they just type 5% faster on a proper keyboard, that pays for itself in no time.

    wesker,
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Most RGB peripherals I’ve owned I was able to toggle completely off.

    I’m also not an RGB enjoyer, I usually just set it all to the same static color, on the lowest dimness.

    TheGrandNagus, (edited )

    Yes, you can turn them all off…

    …if you install 3 different resource-hogging, data-harvesting RGB lighting control programs on your PC and have them run at startup.

    I’m not that pissed off about RGB. But it should be off by default.

    White by default would be ok in theory, but in reality they all vary in brightness and colour temperature, so that looks jarring too.

    E: lmao ok people, simp for the corporations

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    White

    wesker, (edited )
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I’m a soft, light lavender RGB on white peripherals kind of guy.

    agent_flounder,
    @agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

    Purple here for a while now. Maybe it’s time for a change.

    ObviouslyNotBanana,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Lavender is nice too!

    LordKitsuna,

    I don’t need rainbow rgb, but a nice, dim, through key white backlight is very valuable on a laptop that’s used regularly

    GregorGizeh,

    Thats silly too. Just turn off the rgb feature. I built a new pc last year, it has plenty of parts that could do the disco lighting but I turned it off on most of them, and opted for a static white glow on the keyboard. Completely fine this way

    TheGrandNagus,

    The problem is that each part manufacturer wants you to install their shitty RGB control software that is often bizarrely resource-hogging, and sometimes even used for data gathering.

    On laptops, some RGB control software can eat your battery away by a fair bit because the CPU never goes into a lower power state.

    RBG should A) all conform to a standardised open API, and B) be off by default.

    ratman150, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

    I used to think this way as I’ve been able to touch type for a very long time but in total darkness it’s very nice to be able to find a key/orient things.

    RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    It is nice for the less used keys. For orientation there is this thing in the middle of some keyboards.

    MNByChoice,

    Lighting is also helpful in finding the keyboard.

    lurch,

    total darkness isn’t so good tho.

    dim indirect light from behind the screen is best IMO and that’s also enough to find that rare key, as well as your drink without knocking it over and causing havoc.

    Mongostein,

    I touch type too, but I’ll be damned if I can find the right F key without looking

    GreenAppleTree,

    Where should the right F key be? Mine only has a left F.

    captainlezbian,

    It’s found in the top middle right on Dvorak

    dingus, (edited )

    Your keyboard should have two nubbins on it so you can easily find the F key without looking (it puts your hands in the home row). If your keyboard doesn’t have these, then either it’s 100 years old and someone is typing with the force of a gorilla, or you have an extremely strange keyboard.

    The real tricky part are the less used symbol keys.

    Mongostein,

    Yeah I dunno. They’re split in groups of four, but even when I think I’ve got it under control somehow F4 and F8 are the same. And yes. Gotta be careful not to hit enter when you mean to hit backslash.

    MrScottyTay,

    You probably shouldn’t be on the computer in total darkness

    Aaroncvx,

    My eyes hurt just thinking about it.

    NESSI3, in Don't be a dick

    I work on a system of cart karma. I try to use carts that are abandoned in the lot. I try to return them most times but I don’t always. As long as I put away more than I take then my contribution is net positive.

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    I’ve never understood why people don’t put them away. At worst, it’s like 1 minute of your time

    Sylvartas,

    I think that says a lot about Americans because it’s basically unheard of in Europe. And we do have our fair share of selfish assholes here too

    TrickDacy,
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    I am not sure about that. In any given grocery store parking lot, in my experience, the vast majority of our carts get returned and we have an enormous asshole population here in America. I wouldn’t say unreturned carts is a huge problem here either

    Neil,
    @Neil@lemmy.ml avatar

    What stops you from returning them in the situations in which you don’t?

    I am assuming it’s got something to do with your bones.

    hungryphrog, in Don't be a dick

    Idk why but to me, the front-facing chad always looks like he’s doing a

    blephttps://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/1f4bf833-9234-4df3-85b2-049e239617b8.jpeg

    Bondrewd, (edited )

    TBH thought this was a joke on how chad actually looks from the front.

    BestTestInTheWest, in Don't be a dick

    Whoop, whoop! Cart narcs!

    pineapplelover,

    Cool guy but I feel like one day something bad will happen to him

    fsxylo,

    At least one person pulled a gun on him.

    MeDuViNoX,
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    God willing, I put my cart away every time, but that dude is just annoying and needs to stop.

    seth,

    Sounds like we’ve got a lazybones here!

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