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trivial_wannabe, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

Why would I need letters at all?

keyboard without letters or numbers on its keycaps

dankm,

Another Infinity Ergodox run needs to happen.

trivial_wannabe,

YES. I would order ~3 more just for redundancy. If this one breaks, I dont know what I’m going to do.

dankm,

I’d almost have to one-off a few custom pcbs and laser cut everything myself.

Vinny_93, in We did it?

They say history is written by the victors. I wonder who wrote this.

Inb4 ‘Probably Victor’

gerryflap,
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

Didn’t know a virus could write

Neon,

idk, according to Plague Inc. rules it lost

Perfide,

There are still thousands of infections daily(~35,000 in the first week of 2024), and thousands of deaths weekly. Unless Plague Inc. rules have changed, Covid hasn’t lost yet.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Author: Victor V. Victor

Emerald,

Who will win?

XTL,

A survivor.

Clubbing4198, in We did it?

“For a small number of people, the disease could be fatal.” Is three million people a small number? And as others have pointed out, the pandemic isn’t over. who.int/…/the-true-death-toll-of-covid-19-estimat…

Ultragramps,
@Ultragramps@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I wanted Jimmy Kimmel’s segment This Week in Covid History to keep going.

Bread,

I don’t want to be that guy because it is a big number. However, in terms of the human population, there are 8 billion of us and when it comes to the difference between a million and a billion. It is about a billion. So about 0.04% of the human population. Terrible tragedy, yes however it is true.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

But they didn’t say a small percentage, which would be accurate, but a small number, which is not.

Bread,

That is fair, I thought I read percentage. My mistake.

Kethal, (edited )

Calculating impact by dividing the number of deaths caused by a thing that has existed for 4 years over a population size that includes people more than 100 years old won’t arrive at any sort of meaningful number. That’s why you use rates, or per capita, or some other way of adjusting for population size and time. COVID 19 is the third most common cause of death in the US in 2020 and 2021. Calling one of the most common causes of death a small number of people is grossly inaccurate.

kameecoding,

The Economist had a much higher estimate in the middle of the pandemic

RedIce25, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

I don’t care for the RGB in itself I like the backlight so it’s easier to see the keys in the dark

Chriswild,

I’ve tilted my screen down to try to illuminate the keyboard too many times

kirkmulderch,

DJs, Astronomers, lightning technicians at venues, dark scientists etc, so many people require a backlit keyboard for hobby or work

SacralPlexus,

Radiologist checking in.

MrsDoyle, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I’m thinking coin sorter. You start by sorting the smallest coins through the littlest holes, and work your way up.

I’m a knitter, and making gloves with it just doesn’t compute for me. It’s too clumsy, with too many extra steps. They’d be making gloves from fabric or leather.

NaibofTabr,

I like this idea because it fits with finding them in coin hoards and it seems practical - a simpler way for a merchant to check the value of coins without a scale and set of precision weights.

But this one presents a problem: https://www.historyen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/06/Ekran-Alintisi.jpg

vaultdweller013,

Ya know my dumbass mixed up coin sorter and coin holder. But that does present another idea, do you think you could slot a coin in between the little nubs? Basically an antiquaties version of those belt coin holders?

_Mantissa,

I don’t think so? If the diameter of the coin is wider than the gap between two nubs then you couldn’t fit it in. If it’s thinner than the gap, the coin wouldn’t stay in once it was between all three. That might make for a good puzzle idea but it would need some trick to work, like a detachable knob

Sagifurius,

Not really, look up nalbinding. That old way of knitting used one thumb and a needle instead of two needles. all those knobs could have been used in place of your left thumb.

BottleOfAlkahest,

Doesn’t that one also present a problem for the popular knitting theory? Aren’t the holes supposed to show the finger size or something? (I’m not positive, as a knitter this seems really unusual for knitting).

LemmyKnowsBest, in Me after Christmas dinner

It’s January 16th. Are we currently occupying a space in time after Christmas dinner? or before Christmas dinner?

VikingHippie,

Yes.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Schrodinger’s obesity

ElBarto, in time for the next dhl scandal
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well, hurtling toward the ground is what Peregrine falcons are good at.

VikingHippie,

That and being a fool of a Took.

Thcdenton, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

That’s SCP-184 and you don’t wanna know what it does.

AeonFelis,

Sounds useful, actually. As long as you remove it in time.

Thcdenton,

It’s already too late

aeronmelon, in I swear I'm not filthy

“This is not a request, this is an announcement.”

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

The announcement happens after they’re already inside.

tjsauce,

“We mean business. Don’t mess with us!”

Emi621, in Don't be a dick

I mean you are just throwing away money if you don’t. Oh wait they might be American.

Annoyed_Crabby,

No coin here in my country, it’s an ancient artifact if a cart has a coin slot.

Kidplayer_666,

Actually where I live, some places have started ditching carts with coins

hungryphrog,

shit

blackn1ght,

A lot of places in the UK don’t have the coins deposit thing either. I pretty much avoid our local Aldi because they have this, and I never have any cash on me.

bruhduh, in I swear I'm not filthy
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

If you allow spiderbros to live with you then they gonna take care of this problem eventually

Ferrous,

Or, both your spider and roach population explode because they’ve formed an ecosystem. Roaches eat spiders for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Oh shi-

corus_kt,

Cats will solve this problem too, although they may try to share their kill with you

Ferrous,

This is a risky move if you or your neighbors use insecticides.

jubilationtcornpone,

“Look human! I bring you prize. Is Copperhead. It was slithering across lawn like ‘Ha ha! I am Copperhead. I am king of world! You will not mess with me because I will bite you and you will die!’ Stupid Copperhead does not know that I am cat and I mess with anything that moves just for funsies. So, I kill it and bring to you so you may bask in awe of my skill as hunter of dangerous prey. You are impressed, yes? Yes. Of course you are.” – My Cat (the Russian Mobster of Animals), Probably

“Oh no, no no no no! Why did you bring that up here!? Arggghhhhh!!!” --My Wife, Definitely

Oha, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood

Wouldnt that make it hotter?

UltraMagnus0001,

NO! My father said multiple times about the AC and the fridge, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ TRYIN’ TO FRIDGERATE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD? So NO! 😁

xePBMg9,

Yes. But uneducated dads says no.

KrokanteBamischijf, in Don't be a dick

“Weee-wooo weee-wooo weee-wooo… Sir, I’ve noticed that you’ve missed the cart return. That’s okay, it’s kinda hard to find. See, the cart goes over there.”

cue incoming verbal violence.

For anyone missing the reference: CartNarcsAbsolute treasure trove of comedy gold featuring entitled shitty people.

Thcdenton,

He’s such a polite non threatening nerd too. Goober’s gonna get shot one of these days.

JoMomma, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

But … sometimes it’s dark

MrScottyTay,

Then turn on a light

JoMomma,

The light in my keyboard?

Bondrewd, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

I legit thought this meme was about buying one of these.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the best part, they don’t even charge you for them! You can just take them!

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