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cazsiel, in Don't be a dick

Used to wrangle carts and I didn’t mind the carts that weren’t returned to the corral that much, but I did greatly prefer it when they were at least hiked up onto a planter curb so they don’t roll away.

tjsauce,

Yes! If I feel I’m too far from the cart return, I will at least put it somewhere safe. The whole point of cart return is to keep the lot clear for cars, assuming there are enough carts to go around

Hellstormy, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood
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Someone found the solution to global warming!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Lesrid, in game face

Arasaka, all the way to the top!

CaptKoala,

Whatever, choom.

crystalmerchant, in We did it?

What “was” covid

Darken,
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That was 5y ago

Kids born that day are now approximately 41yo let that sink in

pewpew, in We did it?
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I’d say to my kids: “I was there when it was written”

CptEnder,

“It’s true, all of it”

RootBeerGuy,
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“Even the shitposts?”

Especially the shitposts!”

PlainSimpleGarak,

My man.

state_electrician, in We did it?

The first time I felt old was when my youngest sister learned about events I remembered in school.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please,

I was in elementary school when 9/11 happened. My brother is 6 years younger, and doesn’t actually remember it. So yeah, I felt old when he was learning about it in high school history classes; And I was only in my mid 20’s at the time.

jol, in We did it?

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  • Overspark,

    I’ve had it for a couple of months now. Sure, it sucks, and I can’t work currently, but I’d much rather have this than die though. This will pass (almost everyone gets better in a couple of years max), death is rather final. Also, don’t kid yourself about the people that had COVID but don’t experience long covid. Many of them have permanent changes to their body too, they just don’t know it.

    Serinus,

    My hypothesis is that when Covid started, the experts weren’t really sure of the long term effects, and they were preparing for the worst.

    It’s bad enough as it is that I’m happy to wear a mask when appropriate.

    EldritchFeminity,

    More like as more people got sick, the worse side effects they found. At first, they didn’t think there were any real long-term side effects. Then people started having the heart and lung issues, brain fog, hell, they even found permanent COVID damage in guys’ testicles, causing infertility.

    Even now, we don’t know the effects it’ll have had when we look back 10 years after the fact and make the connections between increases in conditions and COVID.

    ArmoredThirteen,

    I’ve had minor asthma my entire life, but didn’t used to really get asthma attacks. After getting COVID though I get them no problem. That was almost two years ago I was sick less than a week. Jogging, biking, sex, playing tag with the cats, need to grab my inhaler now.

    shiroininja,

    I was 34 when I first got it March 2020. I have no other health issues. I am not overweight. Covid fucked me up. My lungs were messed up for six months. I had long Covid for a year. My lungs are still not the same. I couldn’t smoke weed again if I wanted to (I was not a smoker at the time, but I did when I was younger). Then I got it two more times before vaccines were widely available. I’m a shell of the energy I had before, and I really feel like it did something to my brain

    Slovene,

    My great-grandma survived the Spanish flu as a teenager. But the high fever during the illness fucked her up so bad, she died of heart failure in her forties.

    ConstantPain, (edited ) in Don't be a dick

    Returning the cart means a lot of people unnecessarily walking though the parking lot, which could increase the chance of an accident happening. It is better and safer, at least here where I live, to let the staff do the job one time, from time to time.

    Edit: downvote all you want, but my safety has higher priority than the convenience of the store.

    AtmaJnana, (edited )

    That’s a clever way to rationalize being lazy. A grocery store operating that way near me would quickly have zero customers. Perhaps your typical layout is different from ours.

    Cart returns in the US are typically positioned throughout the parking lot. It is quite straightforward to just return the cart to the proper spot, usually right near where I parked.

    If I left my cart just next to my car or something, the next person to arrive would not have a safe place to park, due to the hazard posed by carts flailing around the parking lot. People do so occasionally, of course. If it happens a lot, though, I would turn around and leave. I’m not returning every cart for them and I don’t want my car destroyed.

    ConstantPain, (edited )

    I don’t live in the US. Here are spots next to the car spots to let the cart for the staff to pick later, but go ahead, judge everybody else by your metrics and costumes.

    AtmaJnana, (edited )

    That’s…exactly what I was describing, all while right up front acknowledging that others might do the layout and process differently. Is English not your first language? If you wont put your cart in the cart return, you are lazy. You seem to just want an excuse to be rude, so i will move on and say good day.

    A_Very_Big_Fan,

    That’s what the US does 🤔 how is it safer to leave your cart elsewhere

    stevedidWHAT, in It's not enough to win; they all must lose.
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    I always hated this - why are we all winners. Tell me exactly why. Was it because we practiced a lot and did the best we could? Was it because it was a close race?

    Don’t just entitle the kids, teach them

    davidgro,

    You know how it’s said that children are narcissists or psychopaths or whatever? I actually remember the moment that stopped being the case for me.

    It must have been kindergarten, and we had a raffle style drawing in class. I knew I would win of course, I remember thinking that.

    Then some other kid won. Blew my mind. It was at that moment that it really hit me that other people have fully independent lives and minds, just like mine, and the universe didn’t exist for my benefit. (Of course before that, if you had asked me I’m sure I would have said those things, but didn’t actually feel it intuitively until right then).

    I feel like experiencing a loss (which wasn’t my own fault) was a very significant part of my mental development at that age, and I think it’s important for people to get that while growing up.

    We can’t in fact all be winners. To quote a great philosopher:

    “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.”

    stevedidWHAT,
    @stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

    Beautifully worded man. Thank you.

    Children’s development was super interesting to learn about in psych - self actualization and its development is truly the closest thing we have to religious/divine touch to me.

    The universe shits out all kinds of “life” and “functionality” but to truly see yourself removed from physical confines and to understand that and crystallize that immaterial essence into the physical realm is truly awesome to me. Have a great day 💜

    rockerface, in We did it?

    The past tense in the book is concerning

    Bondrewd, (edited )

    Every pandemic that ended up as a seasonal disease is still active.

    You can try denying they ended in this way, but you will end up with an unusable language because most things are technically not over as they had a continuation in some form.

    Almost every sickness you get infected with had its hayday of mass genocide. It will die down and then occasionally reoccur.

    Dont worry about it, they are mutating heck of a lot. 2020 pandemic is a lot different than the current situation is with the completely different strains we now have.

    EldritchFeminity,

    The current strains of COVID are more infectious and more dangerous than the 2019 strain was. Up until the end of 2023, the only reason we didn’t hear about it was because the vaccines were effective against them (and the corporations want to pretend that it’s been over for several years now). The latest strain is resistant to vaccinations from before the end of September, and the US just saw the second biggest spike in COVID cases since 2019, with an estimated peak at 2 million daily new infections on the 11th.

    Just because big businesses say that the pandemic is over so everybody goes back to work and buying stuff doesn’t mean that the pandemic ended. There are plenty of immune compromised people who never left quarantine because they can’t with COVID still around. The rest of society simply decided that their deaths were less important than going back to drinking in crowded bars.

    Earthwormjim91,

    I mean, the pandemic has been over for over a year.

    Covid is just endemic now like the flu. It’s seasonal and is never going to go away.

    MacNCheezus, in Me after Christmas dinner
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    You’ve heard of roundmeal… now get ready for roundbird

    lazynooblet,
    @lazynooblet@lazysoci.al avatar

    Maybe she is infected with roundworm?

    MacNCheezus,
    @MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

    Or maybe she has swallowed a roundmeal, cartoon style

    tjsauce, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

    I browse the web at night, I want to see what I type. It’s as simple as that!

    rimjob_rainer,

    Or just learn to type without looking

    kenoh, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
    @kenoh@lemm.ee avatar

    Until I looked at the comments here I thought this was the little box thingy that Shadowheart had in BG3.

    CADmonkey,

    I wonder how hard it would be to make a mod that changes the model?

    akincisor, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood
    dudinax,

    This time, it’s different.

    paddirn, in Where is spork?

    I have some soda spoons, I never knew they had a name.

    HeapOfDogs,

    I have always loved soda spoons! I can’t explain why. Plus those shovel like ice cream spoons.

    Asafum,

    I’ve been using them to mix chocolate sodas forever and had no idea it was actually a soda spoon until today!

    cucumber_sandwich,

    What the heck is a chocolate soda?

    VonCesaw,

    Chocolate sauce + soda water

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