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LuckingFurker, in You're halfway there!

“It is with great pleasure to inform you” will never not annoy me. It should be “It is with great pleasure that I inform you” or “It is my great pleasure to inform you”

dave,
@dave@feddit.uk avatar

Yeah, that kind of thing really is a big of a problem.

Ziglin,

I’ve been reading it as “it is with great pleasure that I inform you” the whole time, why did you tell me aaaahhhhh

LuckingFurker,

I need people to suffer with me :3c

pearsaltchocolatebar, in About to get drafted

I’ve stopped answering my dad’s phone calls since he only calls for computer help.

My mom still gets help because she at least tries to figure it out before calling me.

mryessir,

One day you may regret. Did you put the same amount of effort into supporting him as he has done rasing you? (: No offense, just something to think about.

pearsaltchocolatebar, (edited )

Well, it’s hard not to beat zero effort.

GladiusB, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Like we give a shit. I’m glad when my projects are under 100

Slovene,

That’s ageist!

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Not at my age lol

ComradePorkRoll, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I like the idea that it was a blacksmith “benchy.” Archeologists might do the same with the one 3D printing hobbyists make.

IHasAHat,

Archeologists in the future: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY LITTLE BOATS?!

Droechai,

They are for ritualistic and ceremonial purposes

captain_aggravated,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

1, I don’t expect most benchys to last longer than people who know what they’re for; I imagine the plastic will crumble to microdust before then, but 2. benchys look like little toy tugboats. Society being so destroyed we can’t recognize a toy boat while benchys are still around…I’ll believe that the last human to hold a benchy in their hands will say “Oh, a weird little toy boat” but not “no one on earth knows what this is or has the start of the beginning of the foggiest clue what it was for.”

dejected_warp_core, (edited )

Honestly, that’s a pretty good take. Considering that welding/brazing would be incredibly hard (or impossible) with the tools available in antiquity, we’re left with casting that beast in one shot. The thin walls and nubblins on all sides that need to permit molten bronze to fill, makes for a difficult to construct and pour mold. Heck, just constructing the master from clay or wood is non-trivial, and then there’s the finish work on the rough casting.

So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, it might have been mostly turned on a lathe out of a chunk of cast bronze, with a ton of manual finish work. So, still very hard. The nubblins don’t 100% interfere with the faces if you can get your tool in behind them, cutting from the axis of rotation, outward. Each face on the duodecahedron has an opposing face, making turning between centers easy. The nublins are also all opposed from each other, on the same axis, which would make those possible to also form on a lathe. It’s the hollow inside that would require turning to remove bulk mateiral, then a pile of manual finishing work.

TranscendentalEmpire,

So yeah, a practically useless paperweight that demonstrates how amazing your brozneworks is? Totally plausible.

It could be the equivalent to a master’s project for an apprentice. I build and fit custom orthosis and prosthetics, at the end of the fabrication portion of school they had us build a brace that’s not really ever prescribed anymore.

However, that particular brace requires all the fabrication skills required to practice in the field. Having one of these sitting on your table is instant proof that you can finish a complicated project.

It would also serve as an easy metric when traveling to places with non standardized measurement systems. Instead of transcribing what 1/32 of a cubic is, the customer could just point to a different sized hole.

dejected_warp_core,

I was wondering this too. I was reminded of the torture tests that stonemasons go through, starting with “cut a perfect cube, then cut it into a perfect sphere”, and culminating with something ornate like a gargoyle.

bluewing, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Home Despot - a place for wannabe interior decorators. Like Ron Swanson said to an employee at HD “I know more than you.”

People with manly man projects go to real lumber yards where you lean on a counter and talk to a clerk and a yardman pulls and brings you your materials with a forklift and loads them on your trailer - because strapping your load down to a trailer and driving away is a manly man thing to do…No little carts needed.

Limit,

I feel this way about Lowes vs home depot. Home depot for the real projects, Lowes to buy the designer hammer that never gets used…

Swedneck, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i saw someone suggest it was for hanging torches and i desperately want to know what the fuck the inside of their mind looks like, and what they think a torch is

milicent_bystandr,

EDC torches with long-lasting paraffin and burnished-bronze keychain now on sale at Amazonicus. Buy now and get a credit-card-sized folding pitchfork half price, to always have in your pocket for those unexpected occasions.

HeavyRaptor,

What is this ‘Credit Card’ you speak of?

Pyr_Pressure,

I saw that post and it sort of made sense to me. Put the handle in the hole, stands upright. Another person comes along, rotates the torch to an angle and puts the handle of their torch in another hole to balance the weight of the two torches. Same with a third of needed, I think it could work if the device is big enough.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

yeah that still doesn’t make sense to me, the only way i see it working is if you have a single torch placed in a face so it’s all upwards.

and why would you design something so strange to hold torches? imagine coming to someone’s house and their light switches are pipe valves in a closet you have to turn to dim the lights throughout the house, wack

if you want to hold multiple torches you can just have multiple sconces

Droechai,

Your light switch situation sounds like someone jury rigged their own Victorian gas light system with the controls in the cabinet next to the gas line for the stove.

Sounds very safe and an easy hobby project to teach both plumbing and explosive fire extinguishing

fidodo, in One 520 week abortion please

I hate neighborhoods that are purely grids, they’re boring and have no personality.

TwinTusks,
@TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

ouch, I love grid

MurphysPaw,

Ouch that hurt

jerrythegenius, in You're halfway there!
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

It’s already thursday for me

Cold_Brew_Enema,

It is Thursday l, my toads

DestroyerOfWorlds, in Let do this

and fat people shouldn’t be allowed to drive faster than they can run.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Why though, you want a legal excuse for staying in your garage all day?

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Lul gottem.

pedz, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

I’m an old millennial that downloads and keep what I like. It took so long to download anything on dial-up that the habit was to keep everything for later.

And then because I go camping and cycling in places without network coverage, I took the habit of copying a few hundred of MP3s and a few dozen episodes of cartoons on my phone. That way I have some entertainment even when I’m in a forest without network coverage.

I still can’t understand people streaming music on their phones, music that they probably are going to listen and download again and again and again instead of only once. Why not keep it instead of constantly using bandwidth for the same thing over and over?

Same with watching stuff. Your favorite paid streaming service may eventually decide to remove a series you like, or miss a few seasons. That’s if it’s not on another streaming service. Like, I know I’ll watch and rewatch again episodes of the Simpsons, so I download them. It only consumes bandwidth once and can watch it on repeat whenever I want, even without internet.

You can still pay for stuff, but don’t use the DRM ridden streams that can disappear or can’t be accessed without internet… pay for it if you wish but then, pirate and download a version you can keep.

Or I’m just old and living through “bandwidth scarcity” and really owning stuff left its mark on me.

doppelgangmember,

YOUTH’S ANSWER: Spotify offline download

I love it :)

Always got a stash of backups if network goes down on the road. Love mp3s still tho.

Also we stream so much because we’re used to it. I download replays now tho to save energy consumption in general.

BUT more streams means more money for the artist!

pedz, (edited )

So if/when Spotify ceases to exist, you lose everything. Even then, they can just decide to remove whatever music you liked “because” and you now lost access to it. In a few decades when people will want to listen to the old songs they used to like on “the Spotify”, they won’t find them anywhere.

It’s already happening for some movies.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/ddb06f15-63fd-49c4-a36e-82f8ecbbb847.png

EDIT: A friend just told me he did in fact cache some popular local albums on Spotify, and they just removed them. So those albums were accessible on Spotify at some point, but are not anymore.

doppelgangmember,

Well I did say I still love MP3s…

Obviously good points.

But we know now subscriptions =/= to ownership.

Also nothing stops us from potentially ripping the downloaded songs into MP3s and this gives you all the access to it. Or just go rip them off youtube.

I was just providing an easy solution that still gives the artists money. Philosophically, just using mp3’s doesn’t inherently give the artist any funds when I can just torrent/rip them.

grendel,
@grendel@lemmy.world avatar

100% this

experbia,
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

I agree with your sentiment. I grew up mostly with 56k as the shiny new mainstream internet tech. I got DSL for the first time when I was like… 13? I dislike the “stream everything” paradigm, too.

But, I do know a thing or two about it, so I want to correct a misconception you have that does make it all seem a little bit more reasonable than might appear for you at first glance:

download again and again and again instead of only once. Why not keep it instead of constantly using bandwidth for the same thing over and over?

Most of these streaming systems have built-in, automatic client-side caching mechanisms. This means that when Spotify downloads a song to your phone to play to you, it keeps a copy around in a safe place for a good while, so it doesn’t have to re-download it every time. In a sense, it automates our natural data hoarding instinct and does so transparently, with keep-around durations calculated to provide the most ideal “local-replay to storage-consumed” ratio for their average users’ network capabilities. The computers just take care of it automatically now so people don’t have to think about it. If you only play it once, it’ll toss it out for you. If you listen to it a lot, it’s coming from your phone. “Streaming” is just high-speed managed file downloading.

100% right about the risk of them pulling content though. They’re still a bad proposition. The DRM and “rent not own” they do screws with the whole value proposition.

Raiderkev,

A big reason is phone manufacturers purposefully restrict the amount of storage on devices and killed expandable storage so that you will be forced use the cloud for everything, and if you want more space on your phone, you need to pay way more money than it actually costs for the difference in hardware cost. We certainly have the technology to have more storage room for media on our devices, but you know… Enshittification.

pedz, (edited )

Indeed, that’s one annoying thing I miss about my new phone, as it doesn’t have a micro SD card slot. Another thing about new phones and this “everything cloud” point of view is that it’s becoming increasingly difficult (for me) to plug a USB drive/stick as a temporary ad-hoc storage device. So in addition to not allowing lots of space on the device itself, and removing micro SD card slots, it’s also becoming difficult to just plug a USB stick in an OTG port.

However, MP3s are not that big and anyone used to streaming shouldn’t bat an eye on compression. The loss on files compressed at 192 kbps is acceptable and you can have thousands of files for a few dozen of GBs. Also, when I started to “keep my files”, it was mainly in SD. Those files are perfect for devices with small screens and they are still small enough to be “portable”. A whole season of South Park is like 2.5 GB and my video player won’t tell my it isn’t available in my country. For 10 GB I can have 4 whole seasons on my phone and because the screen is pretty small, quality will still be more than acceptable. So, there’s still wiggle room even if phones will not allow TBs worth of storage.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

huh? how it is becoming difficult to use USB OTG? shouldn’t that be easier now with USB-C?

pedz, (edited )

Because Android doesn’t support most file systems used by modern OSs. If you want to use NTFS, used by Windows, you have to buy an app on the Play store, or reformat your drive using FAT. Ext4, the defult in Linux for a while, is also not supported. The only option seems to be FAT.

It’s also not standardized so it varies depending on the phone’s image and manufacturer. Sometimes it just doesn’t work. And if you’re not a developer or an advanced Android user, you won’t know what’s wrong. I have 4 working Android phones with different versions of the OS, and they all behave differently when plugging in a thumb drive.

The most recent one, the Realme, is giving me the most trouble. So far I haven’t been able to read a single thumb drive with it. They are detected but the default file manager doesn’t show them, and the file manager that I use (Solid), asks for permissions, that I grant, but says I don’t have the rights to open the drive anyway.

Thumb drives on Android are a mess. It’s not the connector, it’s the OS.

EDIT: Apparently some phones don’t even have OTG turned on by default.

Cosmocrat,

You can plug a thumb drive in most phones nowadays.

pedz,

It can be a bit of a challenge with Android as it doesn’t support NTFS out of the box. So your experience may vary depending on the storage device and the phone.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Android really drew the short straw as far as file system support is concerned. No Ext4 (or anything else for that matter) , no windows filesystems… just plain fat (or exfat). Pityful.

LodeMike, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Why is this picture taken in an abandoned construction building or something?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is the secret part of Home Depot they let dads into when they can tell you’ve got a serious project going.

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

its just the anazon wharhous in 1999

edit: wearhouse lol man never let your doctors give you topamax more like topaTard

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Warehouse.

I don’t know what the other commenter is doing with clothing…

Also, Amazon.

capnminus,
@capnminus@lemmy.world avatar

wearhouse

Unforeseen,

Anazon

camr_on,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

Bro that topamax hitting lmao

FlyingSquid, in We did it?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Now you kids know what it was like when 9/11 was in every history textbook by 2002.

CaptnNMorgan,

It was always in our history books but we never talked about it

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know it changed everything? Because that’s what we were told regularly until about 2010 or so when pretty much everyone had stopped buying it.

CaptnNMorgan,

That’s more media than school. But my understanding of it is that it kind of did. Mostly for people who frequent airports and Muslims than anyone else though

WeirdGoesPro,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Except it sort of did though. Life was pretty different in the 90’s compared to the mid 2000’s.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Life was pretty different in the 2000s than it is today. That’s just called time.

DashboTreeFrog,

It also kind of kicked off the war on terror, and we know that had all kinds of ripple effects for the world at large

indepndnt,

It didn’t change everything, but it did change some things. We still take our shoes off to get through airport security, for example.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That’s not exactly a huge societal change.

noevidenz,

Airport security is by far the most identifiable change for me personally. We never used to take shoes or belts off at airport security, we never walked through backscatter x-ray machines, we could carry liquids onto the plane and you could see your family or friends off at the departure gate even if you didn’t have a boarding pass.

AllOutOfBubbleGum,

Guessing you mean in your post-2001 books, but this comment has me imagining a Black Mirror style thing where there’s this future prediction in everyone’s school books that all the teachers refuse to talk about.

CaptnNMorgan,

😂 yeah my bad, I was in kindergarten when it happened. That would be amazing though

foggianism, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

None of those guys have a healthy hard-worker or warrior body. They all have a dehydrated, 1% body fat gym bro body, just like Hollywood wants us to believe a healthy man looks like.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

blessed be the thor design from God Of War

jpreston2005,

actually none of them look particularly dehydrated. They just look like they’re straight from a good pump. Dehydrated would leave them very veiny, like, prominently.

This is what dehydrated looks like

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Except the actors have talked about it.

I remember Hugh Jackman specifically talked about it in an interview as part of why he wanted to stop being wolverine. He was getting tired of the unhealthy regime of dehydrating to look as clean cut as possible.

jpreston2005,

yeah that’s why I used hugh jackmans wolverine as an example of what an unhealthy dehydrated body looks like.

These other guys aren’t dehydrated. They just look swole from getting a pump on directly before the scene was shot.

I doubt they’re even on PEDS. These body types are 100% attainable if you put in the effort and sustain it.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,
jpreston2005,

While Dr. Schroeder refrains from explicitly mentioning specific Hollywood actors whom he suspects of using performance enhancers

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

I’m going with the doctor, rather than the random guy on Lemmy who provides no reference, just opinion.

jpreston2005,

that’s literally what the dr gave. an opinion. Also, I’ve been to medical school and have been bodybuilding since I was 10.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

A doctor’s opinion.

I fight bears and my girlfriend lives in Canada.

You can write whatever you want here but to believed you need reasoned arguments and references.

jpreston2005,

ok, be wrong in whatever fashion that agrees with you, then.

JadenSmith,

I myself managed this, and knew a bunch of folks that also did, about 15 or so years ago (trying to get back into it, however my health took a few turns since then). Then again I was taking supplements, such as Jack3D at the time (which has been banned for some time since), and wonder if those contributed to it.

PizzaDeposit, in Icon design

How is this a meme lmao

willya,
@willya@lemmyf.uk avatar

What is a meme to you?

PizzaDeposit,

Idk I’m not sure but this doesn’t look like one to me

TheObviousSolution, (edited ) in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

It’s a rope junction, with the different holes for different knots and rope bundles, with the spokes serving as rope bend/end points. Presumably it would get weeded out as the places where it was employed either stopped making use of them, like perhaps the weather fabric roof shielding of the coliseum, or ended up using more specialized means, like for sailing.

malle_yeno,
@malle_yeno@pawb.social avatar

I was going to say, this looks very similar to knitting circles that are available today (I use them all the time). Those knobs and holes make me immediately think that this is used for fibre or knot work of some kind. Rope seems understandable, but I can’t tell from the picture if that is made from metal or clay. No issues if it was metal, but I would figure that clay wouldn’t hold up to the rope pulling and pressing against it in any intensive application.

I am curious as to why OP decided this is unlikely to be used for “knitting gloves”. The Romans may not have practiced knitting as we understand it now since that came about in the middle ages, but knitting isn’t the only form of knotwork that can produce cloth.

AnyOldName3,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

You can use a replica to knit gloves, and that’s where the theory originated, but real ones are too big to make gloves for humans.

malle_yeno,
@malle_yeno@pawb.social avatar

My confusion is more “why gloves in particular?” Couldn’t this have been used for cloth making in general?

I don’t know what this item is called, so I can’t look up its size. Is it too big to be used for cloth making at all?

AnyOldName3,
@AnyOldName3@lemmy.world avatar

No one knows what they were called, so they’re just Roman Dodecahedron: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron

malle_yeno,
@malle_yeno@pawb.social avatar

Cheers, thanks for the link!

Wogi, (edited )

These things are generally found with coins. They would have been shockingly expensive to use as a rope junction when there are other, cheaper ways to do that. They would have been difficult to produce, especially in any great quantity, hell it would be hard today. There’s also at least one icosahedron floating around somewhere that’s very similar but with fewer openings

TheObviousSolution, (edited )

It would make sense that if there were better alternatives that the other, cheaper ways to do that would win out. It’s metal working, you are talking as if the gladius wasn’t common in ancient Rome.

It’s just intuitive for working with rope, given the shape of the spokes and the holes, in a way where it would be treated as a junction. The ones that do have the holes have different sizes, giving a glimpse of additional features being incorporated into the tool and hinting at what it might have been used for.

It’s called a Roman dodecahedron, except not so much for the version of it that has no holes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_dodecahedron#/media/File:2018_Rheinisches_Landesmuseum_Bonn,_Dodekaeder_&_Ikosaeder.jpg

What I’m beginning to think is that it was designed to spin (hence the circular groves on the sides) and join smaller ropes into those of bigger sizes, with different holes adapted to different templates of sizes. The version with no holes was designed to work with less ropes and didn’t need it or just simply didn’t incorporate it yet. Still placing my bets on a rope rigging junction.

That it was found in places with lots of coin makes sense, places like the Roman coliseum used a shitload of rope, from the rope that would be used to hold its canopy to those that would handle the weights, counterweights, and mechanisms of its lower levels, and those places would move a lot of money. But maybe it has the more utilitarian purpose being able to create rope bundles of different sizes on demand.

Darned if I know, I’m not an antropologist, just saying what I would assume intuitively, lol

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