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moistclump, in Have you ever seen them live?

Still better than a nickleback concert.

moistclump,

I want to go on the record I actually love a couple nickleback songs and try to embrace it. I just wasn’t sure who else to use for the punchline.

deus,

Nowadays people seem to have moved on from Nickelback. Lately it seems Imagine Dragons has taken their place as the butt of these jokes.

EastSideRock,

Never made it as a wise man

intensely_human, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I’m 41 years old, and I can’t pay attention to video games for more than about half an hour.

Unless I’m smoking pot, in which case I can play video games all day.

Bakkoda,

Wake and bake then Path of Exile.

Bartsbigbugbag,

I find I focus even worse when I’m high, I just want to get up and do stuff, like stretch or exercise. I definitely didn’t do that when I was younger and smoked, so idk what’s changed.

Gormadt, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How do you see your score?

ReallyActuallyFrankenstein, (edited )

I’ve never seen a combined post or comment score on any browser or app profile page. I’m reading these comments like, “Am I am idiot?”

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Must be a third party app or forked instance. Points were removed in a previous version of Lemmy, I believe, in favor of just showing post count and comment count.

THE_ANON, in money

Hey No dis for my boy choclate

Burninator05,

Chocolate is great but those coins aren’t chocolate. They’re chocolate flavored solidified palm oil.

THE_ANON,

Crap can’t have shit capitalism

Coreidan,

It’s milk chocolate not palm oil. There isn’t any palm oil in it

TehBamski, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar
Gormadt, (edited )
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

NGL I thought there’d be more posts and comments than that to get that score

Damn that’s pretty impressive

Edit: Just realized this was a link to their lemmy.world account not their startrek.website account

captain_aggravated, in We did it?
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

What a bizarre experience.

When I was in school…I’m pretty sure the state history cirriculum was designed to be America centric, and pro-America. Any nation a boomer would remember being at war with? Not in the history books, or they appear out of nowhere, do something pro-America, and then disappear again, like Russia did from 1939 to 1945. And both World and US history classes end at 1950 because 1. to the limp dicks that actually make the policy, “The fifties are practically now” and 2. we haven’t done much “being the good guys” since the jitterbug fell out of fashion.

So I’m not used to seeing something in a history textbook that isn’t from at least two of my lifetimes ago.

Scientician,

We had the same textbooks I see.

Confound4082,

We homeschool our kids, and are religious, but we are heavily opposed to Christian nationalism, and want our kids to learn what actually happened, not some whitewashed curriculum that downplays anyone particular people’s ideological downfalls.

We found a curriculum, but it took a while. One of the first ones I opened to read through had a first chapter titled “God’s gift to the world through America” noped right out of that one…

CheesyGordita, in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page

And sorry. I don’t know how to do mentions on lemmy so someone feel free to mention them and educate my stupidity :)

jasep, (edited )

Mentions are “@username”. Like @CheesyGordita

edgemaster72, (edited )
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Looks like it’s (at)username(at)instance. So for you it’d be @CheesyGordita. It doesn’t suggest or autofill the instance or anything so you gotta know their whole deal.

(well that links to the user in question anyway, I assume that also tells them there’s a mention)

cocobean, in Where is spork?

Who is eating salad with a spoon

VonCesaw,

It’s for serving, not eating

Unless you’re in the midwest, where salads (nonlettuce) are eaten with dessert spoons

KnowledgeableNip,

But there’s already a serving spoon. Do we use both?

Too confusing, I’m gonna keep eating soup with my bare hands.

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Serving spoon is for other things

Salad spoon is specifically for salads

Fuck you, that’s why

Scotty_Trees, in About to get drafted
@Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll upvote anytime I see a little chihuahua

Anticorp,

What about a big Chihuahua? I used to have a 30 pound dog that was 65% Chihuahua.

GrammatonCleric, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 46 and I do 4-6 hour seshes. Step yo game up, foo

Rai,

I’m in my 30s and I do 2-3 hour seshes unless I munch an Adderall. Adderall takes it to 10+.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

I can do that on vacation maybe, otherwise too many other things vying for attention

robolemmy, in About to get drafted
@robolemmy@lemmy.world avatar

My friend, who is a windows and android guy, encourage his family to buy Macs and iPhones. That way when they have problems, he sends them to the Apple Store.

greencactus,

I mean, good idea ;) P. S.: I’ve yet to meet a Linux guy who wouldn’t help out another Linux person. Well, admittedly I’m the only Linux guy, but I’d help Linux people just because of principle ¯_(ツ)_/¯

JPJones,

Been doing this for 2 decades. Works like a charm!

itsgroundhogdayagain,

Same, I dont do Apple. Sorry Mom and Dad.

AFaithfulNihilist, in Just show me to the MDS: 683.432
@AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world avatar

haui_lemmy,

Exactly my thought.

CaptainBlagbird, in Let do this
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Yes! For the fun and privacy!

doingless,

At least in the US there is no expectation of privacy in public.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Doesn’t mean you have to be a dick about it tho…

doingless,

I agree. Honestly I’d be cool with instituting privacy laws if businesses and government had to follow them too.

Fiivemacs, (edited )

Enough with the over reach ov government please…they already have their gubby little shit covered hands in too much . Over regulation just ruins shit.

doingless,

I’m good with public filming in our current world where the government tracks everything we do. It’s the only hope for a shred of transparency and accountability. I’d only be okay with restrictions on public filming if those restrictions are also applied to all of the powers that be as well.

nick, in Where is spork?

What in the hell is a soda spoon

Halosheep,

“An iced tea spoon, also called a soda spoon or a latte spoon, is a thin spoon with a long handle. It is used primarily in the United States for stirring sugar or other sweeteners into iced tea, which is traditionally served in a tall glass.”

From Wikipedia. I guess it’s just a long, thin stirring spoon

nick,

I’ll be damned. TMYK

EvolvedTurtle,

Idk but it is kind of cute

Venat0r, (edited ) in Where is spork?

🤣 Dumbass rich people using a spoon to drink soda ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ🥄🥃

jaybone,

Straws are for poors.

GraniteM,

Honestly, I picked up a few of those on a lark, and they’re great to have in the drawer. Anytime I’m trying reach down and get just a little bit out of a deep and mostly empty jar of salsa, honey, or whatever, that soda spoon is the perfect thing. Never used 'em to eat an ice cream float, but lovely for other purposes.

MrFunnyMoustache,

I do the same… I have a few of these and had no idea they were called “soda spoon”. I called them “long spoon” because I didn’t know the name.

This is also the perfect thing for these bottles of sauce that are too deep for a regular tea spoon, and the mouth of the bottle is too narrow for a table spoon, this works really well.

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