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EnderMB, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

Trying to learn how to play a Final Fantasy game in your late thirties is like trying to learn brain surgery on a worm. I don’t know how I had the patience for any of that shit back in the day.

ILikeBoobies,

Children/teens produce more dopamine than adults

BlueLineBae, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Bruh, I’m 33 and I started playing Subnautica for the first time a few weeks ago only to realize that in the first day I accidentally played for 10 hours. You just need to find the right game for you to revitalize your interest in gaming. Whatever that game may be!

eya,
@eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Subnautica just does that to you. I completed an entire hardcore playthrough in a single session once (Mostly because I already knew what I was doing but it was still like 14-15 hours straight).

GluWu,

Is VR in subnautica an actual way to play or just a once in a while gimmick. I’ve had it in my library since back when it was beta and have never played more than a few minutes. Installed it since it does VR through steamlink but haven’t played yet.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

I honestly couldn’t say as I startled playing the normal version. But as spooky as that game can get, I don’t think I’d even want to try VR version lol.

GluWu,

The real horrors in our reality are just depressing, so I’d prefer to distract myself with spooky scary subnautica monsters.

Leon,

The vanilla VR implementation in Subnautica is very old and kind of tacked onto the game as an afterthought. You have to play with a regular controller and I found the menus to be in the most eye-strain spot possible.

I know there is at least one VR mod to fix it and bring in motion controls but I’ve never tried it.

Rai,

I love VR and Subnautica but Subnautica is not a good game to play in VR. You can make it kinda work with mods, but it does feel very janky.

GluWu,

Dang. I thought maybe since it gained so much support and got so big since from when I got it in a $15 indie humble bundle that it might actually be a good one. I’ll finally try it tonight.

Have you tried the VR mod for Firewatch? I just got it on a random steam sale for $2, played a bit on my steamdeck, and was thinking the entire time I wish this was VR.

Rai,

I haven’t! I beat it in flat mode and loved it though!

GluWu,

I haven’t gotten too far in, so I want to get the VR mod installed and restart. It’s so good so far, though the intro really does suck, like emotionally. I think it’s a perfect format for VR with the walking/ basic interaction format, nothing too complex, and great comfy visuals. I hope it works.

Sometimes, I feel like I should wait until things get better and fixed, but sometimes that leads to me missing things. I wish there were more open source, hacking, development, just community for VR. I’ve used it since Google cardboard and things really have never taken off. I think with steamlink now streaming to quest headsets, that really help.

XTornado, in About to get drafted

For really old people… I am more comprehensive. But man some people I swear… Like they ask me to help them with stuff I haven’t even used either, like I am going to do the same as you read, think and act. But some people seem to suddenly forgot to even know how to read or think.

Lasherz12,

That’s roughly half of the tickets in IT work.

candyman337, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

I think you’ll come to realize that it isn’t your attention span but rather the amount of mental energy you have left after working a 9 to 5 for 5 days a week

TheGreenGolem,
@TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yeah, sometimes I just want to mindlessly scroll. Like now.

Chriswild,

There’s games that do that like vampire survivors

MaxVoltage,
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

Negative energy

johannesvanderwhales,

I know I’ve been playing BG3 recently and I’m struggling a bit with the mental energy required to play it after work. It’s something that really requires full attention for a long period of time and a lot of days I’d rather just do something simpler.

TranscendentalEmpire,

That’s definitely a large aspect for me. But, another large part is that the games just seem to be less fun. Online play has gotten so competitive that half the time people just rage quit, and single player games have just become grind machines with pay to skip options.

No, I’m not going to spend my limited free time getting a virtual job gathering wolf pelts. No, I’m not going to give you real money to avoid being virtually employed by an NPC.

I feel like game mechanics that were originally designed to immerse you into the game are now just being used to pad the game time. I won’t even buy a game anymore unless I can mod it. I refuse to spend extra hours of my time just because the only realistic aspect of the game is a limited inventory.

candyman337,

AAA games are trash agreed, I stick to indie games

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Those kind of games exist, but so does every other kind. And you aren’t forced to play only new games. Literally every game ever is available for you to play. Every person that says stuff like you seem like you think the only games available are the most known and most recent AAA games. It’s like only going to the most recently opened restaurants in your area, especially chain brand ones, and complaining about you not liking the food and then deciding that all food is like that.

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited ) in When I see The_Picard_Maneuver’s total combined post and comment score on his profile page
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Omg, thanks! I noticed that it had hit a million recently, and I was thinking about writing up a post to commemorate it and maybe share some thoughts about my experience posting like a madman on the fediverse for 6-7 months so far. If I do, it’ll probably be on the c/fediverse community, unless anyone can think of a more fitting one.

I’m also surprised it’s still visible! My instance upgraded to 0.19 recently, which supposedly takes away the upvote count from your profile view. I was secretly hoping to make it to one million before the upgrade happened… Lol

(Edit: also glad to hear you got into TNG!)

GregorGizeh,

For me it’s just 3.3k /2.1k post and comment scores when I look at your profile. Maybe it depends on what version the viewing user‘s instance has instead?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, I guess it must be instance dependent to view it. And even then, it’s also probably limited by what posts/comments are visible to the viewer based on federation.

GregorGizeh,

I should have virtually all content federated to me, my instance has like 4 defederations only. So yeah must be instance version related.

Huschke, (edited )

You and a few others like stamets are unironically keeping Lemmy alive for me.

Thanks!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

In before 2 Mil!!!

LuckyBoy, in About to get drafted

FFS.

Oh no, the big problem that is helping the family out, the family that in most cases helped you when you could not even eat or clean your own ass when you were a NEWBORN, etc etc… I’m a CS engineer and it is never under my qualifications or its wasted time to help my family out and explain them multiple times the same thing.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I think we all feel like this. If not, this meme wouldn’t be funny.

LuckyBoy,

I was refering the comments that this meme attract, nothing against the post.

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

I misunderstood then, now i get it.

btw, i didn’t downvote your comment.

LuckyBoy,

Oh, no worries, I already knew it was not going to be a well received comment. Most do mind to be called out on their own character.

noxy,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

i didn’t ask to be born. parents aren’t owed shit for being parents.

Ziglin, in Let do this

Well I’m afraid there’d be a lot of featureless stick men…

ekZepp,
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MinusPi,
@MinusPi@yiffit.net avatar

That’s fine imo. Photorealism isn’t necessary to tell a story

wildcardology,

The op pic isn’t photorealistic but I can’t still draw like that.

cloudless, in Let do this
@cloudless@feddit.uk avatar

That could be a good experience for the baby.

I wonder if there is some research showing the effects on exposing babies to visual art.

JoMiran, (edited )
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I don’t know about visual art but there is about music. Exposing a baby to complex music (many notes), like classical and jazz can help develop perfect pitch. The brain learns musical notes like it learns language.

xX_fnord_Xx,

Babies take to art at an impressive rate, you just have to really grind their face into it.

The crying stops once they understand the art.

moon,

Idk, clearly the baby thinks it’s a mediocre piece of art😐

EndHD,

maybe, but i feel like while it may correlate, it’s not the cause. the cause is more likely that if a parent cares enough to show their child art, they’re probably more nurturing and prioritize academia more than parents who raise an iPad kid

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yeah this would be one that’s really hard to separate causation from correlation that’s for sure

Cliff,

But it’s safe to say: Every single person who confuses correlation and causation ends up dying.

Lemmygizer,

Depends on the art. High contrast imagery is generally considered developmentally important.

Michigan State Study

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT,

Figures babies aren’t known for appreciation of artistic subtree

Wistful, (edited ) in You're tearing me apart!
@Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh shit!

This post actually made me look for a solution and I found one!
Solution to opening tiktoks without using tiktok app or site, not how to stop ur friends sending u garbage.

It made me think… mpv player can play basically any link you throw at it (thanks to yt-dlp), and we also have mpv on Android, so why can’t we do it there as well. And sure enough, I found this github.com/mpv-android/mpv-android/pull/58, someone baked yt-dlp in mpv for Android, making it possible to open link in mpv (share >> play in mpv)

It works for instagram and all other shit.

cor315,

Well that’s pretty cool

IndefiniteBen,

While this is useful, it could be even better! If the AndroidManifest.xml also contained support for Facebook, TikTok and Instagram links it could be set to directly open them instead needing to share it to mpv.

can,

Can’t wait to try this out. Thanks for sharing.

toothpaste_sandwich,

So do we need to download something from your link to make that work? Or is it already part of MPV?

daellat,

Gotta download the APK from the link

pacoboyd,

I have just moved to mpv from mx player due to this comment. Thanks!

misnina,
@misnina@lemmy.ml avatar

If you are sending the links through discord/chat with embed add vx in front of tiktok and it becomes playable in discord itself. (www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8b81Gu1/ -> www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT8b81Gu1/)

In a removed move, a normal tiktok link will have a play button on the icon like it should play, but can’t. This one actually will.

MightyGalhupo, in C.B.T.

What is cbt in psychology?

Kusimulkku,

Cock and ball torture

MightyGalhupo,

I asked regarding psychology, I already knew what it meant in the context of bdsm

Kusimulkku,

I was trying to joke that it meant the same thing. Didn’t notice that this is a week old thread so the joke might be less appreciated hah

MightyGalhupo,

No, it’s fine

omgarm, in Good thing I don't know how to read music

I couldn’t get my pp soft on command anyway.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

It’s gotta be beaten back down.

moosetwin,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.

tubaruco,

yeah, she’ll know what to do

jaybone,

Send me her pics

jaybone,

Wait 30 years.

teft, in Have you ever seen them live?
@teft@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like how all the “people” in the stands in The Phantom Menace podracing scene were actually Q-Tips.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d15b2bde-551e-4138-bb0f-36bd53a7d618.jpeg

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

450,000?! That must have taken forever!

FinalRemix,

Grab a fuckin’ handful, paper slicer, bam. Doubled. Dip 'em in a dye one handful at a time and toss 'em all in a bucket and shuffle them up.

You can do batches at a time, but yeah, that’s a crazy amount.

SSX,
@SSX@lemmy.world avatar

That’s fucking awesome! I love learning about these creative ways of doing certain shots.

EastSideRock,

That’s genius bravo lynch

JohnDClay,

With wind blowing up from under them to give them a little bit of motion!

GBU_28, in Have you ever seen them live?

And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

crawancon,

THIS IS NECESSARY

Tangent5280,

THIS IS NECESSARY

hakunawazo, in Let do this
jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

🫡

aeki,

This is amazing

Mago,

Love this lmao could become a legit meme template

rabiddolphin,
@rabiddolphin@lemmy.world avatar
AnExerciseInFalling,

I love it

samus12345,
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Gormadt,
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semi_sentient,
greencactus, in About to get drafted

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  • InternetCitizen2,

    They don’t know better.

    can,

    Sometimes people don’t buy cheap things by choice

    greencactus,

    True. I am sorry for not specifying it, I should’ve done it. Of course if someone gets a cheap 100$ phone out of necessity, it is very weird of me to judge this person.

    Emerald, (edited )

    you can get older flagships for $100 on eBay that work way better then a new $100 low end phone. And you can even put custom roms on them

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