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Nougat, in The line's back there

You should be using all lanes of traffic, and zipper merge at the end.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

The main problem with zipper merges in practice are selfish people who rush to zipper and cause even more congestion because of their erratic attempt to merge. Like traffic circles they work great when everyone is doing it right and they cam get really messed up when people do it wrong.

It would be great if zipper merging was taught as part of getting a license. Or they actually required someone to learn how to zipper merge as part of their license renewal.

Nougat,

Do you mean "rush to zipper" as in "using an open lane to move forward and then zipper merge into the remaining lane when that one closes?" That is precisely what you should do.

The problem is the selfish people who refuse to let those people actually zipper merge, like OP.

somas,
@somas@kbin.social avatar

@Nougat
It’s hard to discuss zipper merging because people use to justify all sorts of dick behavior. Zipping through an empty left turn only lane to skip to the head of a right turn only lane for example. That’s not an example of zipper merging but there’s tons of people who I’ve seen argue that’s acceptable behavior.

Nougat,

That’s not an example of zipper merging but there’s tons of people who I’ve seen argue that’s acceptable behavior.

We agree that that's not what we're talking about, and those people are wrong. That wasn't hard at all.

SexyTimeSasquatch, in Haha, I'm in danger

Well you should probably just do the dishes instead of making memes about it.

balderdash9,
schmidtster,

You brought some joy to a potentially infinite number of people. The dishes bring joy to only a select few.

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ezures, in Hey Buddy

Hey buddy, still alive?

0000000nowhere,

I’m not your buddy, pal

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

He’s not your pal, friend

hemmes,
@hemmes@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not your friend, bro

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

He’s not your bro, compadre

Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not your compadre, hombre

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Ixnay on the Hombre, Amigo

Hupf,

It’s me, Margaret.

sinokon, in This is for (almost) all of you

Don’t forget the banner as well (:

EternalNicodemus,
@EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world avatar

True true, Lemmy should make profile pics more visible ngl

Tumnus,

No, that’s dumb. This post is dumb.

kamen, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Maybe they got something that you missed. I often miss details like that.

ChonkyOwlbear, in Two Party System. Why.

This is dumb as shit. Democrats aren’t perfect but they do care. That is why they actively took steps to stop people from dying during COVID unlike the GOP. That’s why they support universal healthcare, unlike the GOP. That’s why they support public education unlike the GOP. That is why they support free and fair elections unlike the GOP.

Cowbee, (edited )

Only few dems actually support universal Healthcare, unfortunately, and the majority don’t care about anything but lining their pockets. It’s the same with the GOP, of course.

That being said, of course vote for dems if your only other option is reps. What’s bad is better than what’s terrible. However, don’t simply vote and be done with it.

Educate yourself. Improve your life. Exercise, organize, teach. Grassroots praxis is where you can meaningfully improve the lives of your community, and carry that momentum elsewhere. The two party system isn’t going to be corrected purely via electoralism, it’s a stop-gap to prevent sliding into fascism.

AnarchoSnowPlow, (edited )

Before I say anything else, if you’re voting, right now at a national level at least, Democrats are essentially the only option if you give a shit about democracy and aren’t an accelerationist.

That said: The GOP fucking up covid so hard is probably the only reason Trump didn’t get re-elected. Democrats as a collective do not support universal healthcare. They had the capability to pass whatever they wanted in Obama’s first term. They actively rejected even a public option. They fucked us (normal, non-rich people) hard, because, as a group, they ain’t us. They could have fixed a lot of the issues around public education that were introduced in the bush administration, but they didn’t. How’s that student loan debt forgiveness going? They, again as a group not individually, hate the idea of all those loans not getting paid. THINK OF THE BANKS! As far as free and fair elections go, they benefit from the FPTP system, they will never get rid of it unless they’re forced to.

ALL OF THOSE THINGS SAID: VOTING FOR DEMOCRATS AT THE NATIONAL LEVEL IS WHAT WE’RE STUCK WITH UNLESS WE WANT THINGS TO GET WAY, WAY WORSE.

The alternative to these fetid dickbags is fascists and yes, some literal Fucking Nazis.

In a world where the Overton window isn’t totally fucked, Democrats are center-right. They, again as a group, give zero shits about regular people.

TBi,

Yep. You can vote for the bad party or you can vote for the party that wants you dead. At least if you keep voting for the bad party the other side will get less bad to get more votes. Then you vote for the less bad party and so on until they actually start being good.

It’s so easy, but general population for some reason don’t think that way.

ChonkyOwlbear,

An easy solution will always sound more appealing than a complex one, even if the easy solution is a lie. MAGA Republicans offer only this.

Worried about immigration? “Build the wall!”

Think government is corrupt? “Drain the swamp”

Does LGBT stuff confuse you “Groomers!”

Scared of change? “Make America Great Again”

No real understanding of any of the underlying problems and no plans to address them. Just catchy slogans.

vivadanang, (edited )

Just catchy stupid slogans that appeal to the worst americans

ubermeisters, in They're not equivalent
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

When your phone capitalizes any word that might be something Google could make an ad dollar on somehow

Steve,

Autocorrect be like: Capitalize’s

Karyoplasma,

I put autocorrect on suggestion mode. That way it still suggests words but never corrects what I type, unless I click the suggestion. Much better.

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Lmao

intensely_human,

I call automistake.

You gotta watch it like a hawk. Sometimes it will change words three or four words back in what I’m typing.

ubermeisters, (edited )
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Mine won’t stop conflating “mom” with “mmm” I swear to fucking God I’m about to root my phone just to find a way to remove them both from the built in dictionary.

The cherry on top? It goes both ways(giggity). So if im texting “thanks mom”, it wants to say " thanks mmm". And vice versa. Of course it’s not all the time, JUST at the exact worst times in conversations.

intensely_human,

Mine thinks “human” should be spelled “juman” and that “.com” is supposed to be “.con”.

It’s ridiculous

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Ahh yes. Like My favorite movie, Humanji

Steve,

I actually disabled the damn thing a few years ago. It kept changing the meaning of words. Unfathomable bullshit like love to hate and will to won’t.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

Same. Only thing I keep enabled is the auto insert the ’ into words like don’t

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

It’s gotten terrible. So has voice to text. My work iPhone OEM voice to text is literally useless, as is Google voice to text on my iphone. My Samsung OEM is ass. And the Google one via same Samsung, is getting worse by the hour, but used to be amazing.

phorq, in Damn

I support femineminism, mainly because it’s fun to say…

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

<span style="color:#323232;">Yeah, yeah, yeah
</span><span style="color:#323232;">You know what time it is
</span><span style="color:#323232;">It's the rap god, back with a new track
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And this time, I'm here to support the women
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Yeah, you heard me right, I'm a femineminist
</span><span style="color:#323232;">And I don't care what you think, 'cause I know I'm legit
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Verse 1
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm not here to diss the ladies, I'm here to uplift them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause they deserve respect and equality, that's the system
</span><span style="color:#323232;">They're not just objects or trophies, they're human beings
</span><span style="color:#323232;">With dreams and aspirations, skills and feelings
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So don't you dare to treat them like they're less than you
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Or try to silence them when they speak the truth
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause they have a voice and a choice, and they can rap too
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just look at Nicki Minaj, Cardi B, and Rapsody, they're the proof
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Chorus
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So I'm a femineminist, and I'm proud to say it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I support the women's rights, and I'm not afraid to play it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm a femineminist, and I'm here to stay
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I rap for the women, and I rap for the day
</span><span style="color:#323232;">When we can all live in harmony, and no one has to pay
</span><span style="color:#323232;">For the sins of the past, or the crimes of today
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm a femineminist, and I'm not alone
</span><span style="color:#323232;">There's a whole army of us, and we're ready to own
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The mic and the stage, the game and the world
</span><span style="color:#323232;">We're the femineminists, and we're here to rock your world
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Verse 2
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm not here to hate the men, I'm here to educate them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause they need to understand and appreciate them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The women in their lives, who give them love and support
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Who work hard and sacrifice, who fight and report
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The injustices and abuses, that they face every day
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The harassment and violence, that they can't get away
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So don't you dare to ignore them, or try to blame them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Or take advantage of them, or try to shame them
</span><span style="color:#323232;">'Cause they have a power and a courage, and they can fight back
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Just look at Malala, Greta, and Beyoncé, they're the leaders of the pack
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Chorus
</span><span style="color:#323232;">So I'm a femineminist, and I'm proud to say it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I support the women's rights, and I'm not afraid to play it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm a femineminist, and I'm here to stay
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I rap for the women, and I rap for the day
</span><span style="color:#323232;">When we can all live in harmony, and no one has to pay
</span><span style="color:#323232;">For the sins of the past, or the crimes of today
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I'm a femineminist, and I'm not alone
</span><span style="color:#323232;">There's a whole army of us, and we're ready to own
</span><span style="color:#323232;">The mic and the stage, the game and the world
</span><span style="color:#323232;">We're the femineminists, and we're here to rock your world
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span>

GPT

Anamana,
@Anamana@feddit.de avatar

Why does gpt often start rap tracks like this?

It’s the rap god, back with a new track

ubermeisters,
@ubermeisters@lemmy.world avatar

Learned bias of some sort idk

intensely_human,

Why does GPT write poetry like a 5th grader?

pufferfischerpulver,

The line “It’s the rap god, back with a new track” is a stylized and self-assured way to start a rap, reflecting the braggadocio often found in hip-hop culture. It’s not necessarily something I would always use, but it’s emblematic of the confidence and assertive persona many rappers adopt when performing. The phrase “rap god” could be a nod to songs by well-known artists that have used similar terms to assert their dominance in the rap game. Each rap or artist might have a unique way of introducing their work, and this is just one example.

Anamana,
@Anamana@feddit.de avatar

Danke Fupperpischfulver!

nucleative, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

In this meme, is the cool looking guy you or him?

Pixlbabble, in Shut. The fuck. Up.

Sorry I turn into a black person at the movies when I watch horror.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in Behold!
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

When people talk about cursed knowledge I never think of it like the brain can’t physically handle the amount of information I’ve always thought of it like the realities of the universe are so fucked that the brain can’t handle the truth

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

There’s indeed knowledge like that. Like there’s knowledge that, at the moment of understanding, overloads your brain. It’s like your entire model of reality has become invalid, and it can cause physical pain as your brain burns out trying to recalculate everything you know in this new paradigm. Sometimes you go through days in a fog as your brain recovers, sometimes it can still hurt every time you think of it months later. The implications of certain understandings just start the process over all over again

Here’s a particularly grounded and well supported example that’s not transmissible enough to be an info hazard - everything is waves. There’s no particles, just waves of energy that form stable patterns

intensely_human,

That’s what happened to me when I got attacked while homeless. The guy had me on my back in the street and was just continuing to kick my neck and head. He wasn’t stopping.

I’d never seen this guy in my life.

It only stopped because some other strangers happened to see and pulled him off me.

I’ve been close to dying before but it didn’t invalidate my whole worldview. But this guy’s rage, the willingness to kill a random stranger just for the hell of it, changed me deeply.

Gestrid, in Aaaaaand it's over

I talk like that when I’m alone on speakerphone. Especially if I need to look something up at the same time.

pHr34kY, in Aaaaaand it's over

My wife does this, but there was a time that I was sidetalkin’ on a Nokia N-Gage so we’re square.

dynamo, in Aaaaaand it's over

Yup. Not sticking around

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Aaaaaand it's over

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