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jared, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
@jared@mander.xyz avatar

Calling out shills used to be like a sport.

ASaltPepper, (edited )

r/hailcorporate was great back before it became one big ads platform.

A7thStone,

I loved hailcorporate until it was taken over by crypto bros.

Stovetop,

Personally, I used to be an amateur shill spotter in my free time, but 8 years ago I was in an auto accident on my way to work that left me paralyzed from the waist down. Shitty as it was, it was honestly the excuse I needed to finally pursue my passions with all this new free time I suddenly had, so I basically went all in and became a full-time shill spotter.

It was going well at first, but I quickly found myself hitting a wall. Lot of shills were flying under the radar that I didn’t see until it was too late. Turns out it wasn’t me, but bad equipment. My fiancee, who sadly passed away a few years ago, bought me this pair of SpezTech credibility goggles that have really elevated my shill spotting game. I wouldn’t have thought I needed them, but now I honestly can’t imagine how I ever went without them. It makes it so much easier to spot astroturfed product placement.

That same pair has held up really well over the years and I probably would have been fine with just the original, but I did get a few specialty pairs that I use for calling out fake sob stories and political bad actors. They weren’t the cheapest, but for what you get out of them, they’re well worth the money.

renzev,

This is a masterpiece

cm0002, in Regeneration masters

Damn kids and their young bones. If my kid breaks a bone it’s a couple weeks and done.

If I break a bone it’s going to be months, probably PT and random pain in that area for the rest of my life :/

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

What if, and hear me out on this, you let a kid break your bone?

Rubanski,

Don’t forget that they don’t fall as far. Their little heads are maybe 1m above ground

imPastaSyndrome,

That’s why the smart consumer breaks children’s bones instead of their own!

Pickle_Jr, in Inspiration

Meanwhile, the Americans that didn’t even put “new” in front of the city name and just called it Paris, Texas or some shit. https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/165709ef-453f-4dfb-b697-b02de8f9ba48.png

Anticorp,

That’s a completely original name! Do you think Texans know anything about France?

AnUnusualRelic, (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t it named after a girl in a sex tape?

Anticorp,

Yes actually. Paris Motel or something like that.

Steve,

Greetings from Naples Florida

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I can visit almost every continent without even leaving my state!

jol,

It must be horrible living there. You search for weather or news and get the more popular counterpart.

hobovision,

London, Ontario is one of the worst ones, and it’s not even in the US.

possiblylinux127, in He's ready for anything

Respect, going to the range can be a family experience.

Not so sure about Germany round 3 though.

doingthestuff,

They’re still pretty authoritarian like always. Only now it’s You must be inclusive! At any cost!

rimjob_rainer,

Except they aren’t. They don’t even have something you could call an army anymore.

possiblylinux127,

I still see Germany as it was mid WWII

WaxedWookie,

A far-right fascist government engaging in a series of genocides and an aggressively expansionist war?

Might be time for a trip to the optometrist.

possiblylinux127,

Well to be fair Germany tends to show up in a lot of war movies and shows

Jumi,

What are you on about?

Thcdenton,

I doubt they’re nearly as nationalist or expansionist as they were back then. But I know fuckall about Germany.

WaxedWookie,

Those cultural Marxist woke moralists won’t even let me smoke crack, hang dong, and squeeze off a few RPGs at the range anymore. What’s the world coming to, man? It’s just clean, harmless fun - it’s not like that kind of thing ever did anyone any harm.

Thanks Obama.

BackOnMyBS, in Oh no big scary man
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world avatar

The reason it’s not a perfect at killing all germs is because some stay alive. 👌

kusivittula,

some stay alive because they don’t die.

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Germs die when they’re killed

(and don’t when they’re not)

son_named_bort, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

How much did Cap’n Crunch pay you for this?

CandyPants,

Less than Samsung pays to AstroTurf r/android over there.

criitz, in Troy: I'll Try

Is Gaby a name?

rimjob_rainer,

I know a Gaby

salvaria,

It’s one way of shortening “Gabrielle”

tacosanonymous,

Only if someone misspells Gabby.

AlolanYoda,

If someone misspells Gabby… Maybe by removing the third letter from the name? It all circles back to the initial meme!

Mathprogrammer1,

Actually, Spanish speakers spell it Gaby as it’s consistent with their language

shneancy,

same with Polish speakers

Mamertine,

Or if you remove the third letter of Gabby, you’d get Gaby.

Just follow the instructions twice, but not three times.

Assman, (edited )
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a cute nickname for Gabe Newell

Which ironically also works with this

son_named_bort, in Inspiration

And then there’s the Amish, who gave their towns names like Intercourse and Bird in Hand.

Spyker,

Let us not forget Blue Ball, Virginville, Balls Mills, and Climax.

platypus_plumba,

I think they’re trying to send a message.

Honytawk,

Well, what else can they do in the evening?

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That’s a pub name in the UK.

Bird In Hand, that is. Intercourse is what happens in the pub toilets.

Soku,

Just googled quickly out of interest. There’s 14 pubs called Bird in Hand within 30 miles from my location, plus 2 restaurants and one bus stop with the same name.

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A bus stop? Is it right outside the local?

Soku,

There’s a pub 0.3 miles from the bus stop. I suppose better than to name the stop “Nisa local” or “shopnumber5”.

Kolanaki, in What can I do for you THIS TIME
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I especially hate this because it’s often after like 10 hours of staring at a wall doing fuck all. As soon as I start doing literally anything, all of a sudden I’m in high demand.

Anticorp,

What is it that causes this behavior from people around us? I think we have all experienced this before, which means that people are probably predisposed to want your attention when it’s elsewhere, but not care about your attention if it’s nowhere.

MigratingApe, (edited )

This hits so much.

Signed - married parent of two kids below 3 y.o.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah, I’m right here with you. 2 kids under 6, and a wife who’s love language is ‘acts of service’. Fuck. Me.

Tedrow,
@Tedrow@lemmy.world avatar

I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not, but the whole love language thing is total BS if you didn’t already know.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m serious, but I did know love language is BS. There is a quantum of truth to it though. Certain people like certain things.

foyrkopp, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

Neither is bigger. Even “∞ x ∞” is not bigger than “∞”. Classical mathematics sort of break down in the realm of infinity.

sukhmel,

It was probably mentioned in other comments, but some infinities are “larger” than others. But yes, the product of the two with the same cardinal number will have the same

Pipoca,

Yes, uncountably infinite sets are larger than countably infinite sets.

But these are both a countably infinite number of bills. They’re the same infinity.

Bender_on_Fire,

I think quite some people heard of the concept of different kinds of infinity, but don’t know much about how these are defined. That’s why this meme should be inverted, as thinking the infinities described here are the same size is the intuitive answer when you either know nothing or quite something about the definition whereas knowing just a little bit can easily lead you to the wrong answer.

As the described in the wikipedia article in the top level comment, the thing that matters is whether you can construct a mapping (or more precisely, a bijection) from one set to the other. If so, the sets/infinities are of the same “size”.

sukhmel,

Yeah, inverting it is a good idea, truly

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

You’re the guy in the middle by the way.

qaz,

So it’s basically just a form of NaN?

CompassRed,

This problem doesn’t involve cardinal numbers.

Iceblade02,

Yeah, we can still however analyze the statement f(x)=100x$/1x$ lim(x->inf) and clearly come to the conclusion that as the number of bills x approaches infinity will be equal to 100.

However, limes exists as a tool to avoid infinities and this exact problem when using calculus for practical applications - and as such it doesn’t apply here.

Button777777,

What about lemons?

TinklesMcPoo,

Mathematically speaking, they should be converted to lemonade.

AngryCommieKender,

Screw that! I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

BreadOven,

Depends on if there’s any lemon stealing whores around.

db2, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
Justas,
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

The black bars make it look like you censored the image.

chemicalwonka, (edited ) in In ThESe UnCErTAin TImEs - you owe us another $10
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Don’t fortget guys: Pirating from large corporations is beautiful and moral

Small and independent artists/creators, we should always buy their content

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Activision is a small indie dev, that’s why call of duty doesn’t get fixed.

/s

HootinNHollerin, in fr fr ong

Radical

can,

Gnarly

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Cowabunga dude

themeatbridge,

Bossa Nova!

Chevy Nova?

HootinNHollerin,

Kowabunga

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

art deco dude!

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

thurstylark, in fr fr ong

My favorite part of growing older is misusing slang to pain The Youths™

BruceTwarzen,

Yeah that's pretty yeet

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah that’s all rizzed up

yeah,

I swear down you finna cap that bruh

Buddahriffic,

Growing up, I thought adults were out of touch. Now I realize that kids just take some things way too seriously and it’s hilarious to exploit.

rosymind,

Right? It’s one of the better parts of growing older

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

skibidi morning to you fellow gyamer

nonailsleft, in Accurate

Dreams of Dresden

ThunderclapSasquatch,

Some of the most successful fascist propaganda ever that.

jnplch,

“WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG? … Hey, not like that! Not fair!”

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