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flicker, in My Ex loves to swat

Jesus this should be on antiquememeroadshow. I think I first saw it on 4chan in like 2009.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What? 2009 is antique now? It’s just been… oh wow, that long huh?

iheartneopets,

It is very crispy

graymess,

Still highly relevant.

jaschen,

unfortunately, still relevant

AllonzeeLV, (edited ) in My Ex loves to swat

They’d shoot the cats too, but those fuckers are just too small and fast.

Kusimulkku,

We need more grenades

Wogi,

They throw the grenades in the cribs, none left for cats

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

That’s why they need a bigger budget.

FordBeeblebrox,

Babies are slow and weak, perfect targets for the biggest gang who constantly fears for their lives

Serinus,

Hey, it was just a flashbang.

Wogi,

Which takes up a grenade slot on the equipment screen.

Passerby6497,

You mean stun grenade

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

you don’t mess with the cat or you lose your partners first and then it comes for you

rustyfish, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

15% we know of. But they still pale next to the army of pompous dumbasses.

WilloftheWest, (edited )

The niche story/support communities were a real staying power for me until they started taking a nosedive ~5+ years ago. Suddenly power-users were showing up, posting their creative writing exercises in all tangentially related subs, and it got ate up because over the top drama is more entertaining to some than true (or at least very plausible) stories.

It began with users policing others. You called out a fake story and you got half a dozen people playing devils advocate asking how you knew the story was fake. The poster being a serial poster who has dozens of box-ticking ragebait stories (per week) across multiple subs isn’t a clear enough indicator that this is a creative writing exercise for them.

Before long, subs were seeing much more engagement due to copycats and drama seekers; suddenly the rules prohibited calling out fake stories. Suddenly your support subreddit for offloading about your abusive parents has turned into the personal playground for creative writers with 58 part epics about their mother getting arrested for the fifteenth time for brandishing a knife at a baby at the family dinner.

I’ve already unsubbed from a community on Lemmy because I’ve seen one creative writer is cross-posting to Lemmy under the same name.

problematicPanther, in Veteran Affairs
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

The old vets had cool injuries like a missing arm or leg, I just have depression.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah having to put down dogs and cats will do that to you

LEDZeppelin, in Kitchen Nightmares

“You fucking donkey”

He meant that as a question, not as an exclamation.

activ8r,

I can only read that as a question in Shreks voice.

umbrella, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

what dopamime addiction does to a mf

DriftinGrifter,

Dopamine addiction(wanting to be happy)

Wake up sheeple they’ve played us for absolute fools

brokenlcd, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

And this ladies and gentlemen, is why we play games at 1am and fuck up our sleep schedule

Anticorp,

True story.

MightyGalhupo,

Indeed. That and not needing sleep so more free time

lapommedeterre, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

This was me at my office anytime I sat down and put my headphones on.

MystikIncarnate,

Argh, I hate that.

qooqie, in Gonna need a bigger bowl!

Just 15%? Idk boss

SpaceNoodle,

At least. That’s the bare minimum they could definitively determine.

NotATurtle, in What can I do for you THIS TIME

This, but always during an unpausable cutscene.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

I use to wonder the same thing with the GF when it came to Zelda. It always seemed she was in a part of the game she couldn’t pause.

One day she showed me the game play and I couldn’t believe the amount of loading and dialog scenes that modern games sit through these days.

ProbablyYourDad,

What she hasn’t told you is the Switch can go in sleep mode and pick up right where she left off at any time

DontRedditMyLemmy,

Yeah, or just press the Home button to pause and game on any situation

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Ha that I suspected but I’m the same way. I wanted to finish what I was in the middle of. Mind you there was no sleep mode on my Sega. At least with the emulators you can save state now.

Kusimulkku,

Fuck unpausable cutscenes

HurlingDurling,
@HurlingDurling@lemmy.world avatar

And they come in and just start talking and don’t stop even if you try to explain you are watching that

unreachable, in He also objects to crosswalks.
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
brbposting,

Can’t see this on iOS, neither Voyager app nor any browser.

I’ve asked your admins for a fix, few days back!

possiblylinux127, (edited )

It works for me. Maybe try using Eternity

brbposting,

On iPhone here, not available unfortunately.

Gullible,

I’ve seen you a few times now and wanted to give you a heads up. Your videos don’t seem to play on the browser client.

dingus,

What does “the browser client” mean? I can see the gifs of the person you are responding to both when using Brave browser to access lemmy.world, and on my phone using Voyager.

Gullible,

Weird. Might be an issue with me, then.

dingus, (edited )

What are you browsing on? I’m also wondering if it could be a federation issue unrelated to whatever client you’re using.

Gullible,

Browsing from iOS right now. I checked from lemmy.world and found that it still wasn’t visible. It’s definitely an issue with ios safari as desktop Firefox rendered it without issue.

fakeman_pretendname, (edited )

I can’t see them from Jerboa.

[Edit] Though I can long-press on the broken image and “Open Link” and then see it.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, in He also objects to crosswalks.
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I knew Kirk was Jesus.

apprehentice, in Thumbs have tasty food crumbs tho

Is there a bone hurting juice community on the fediverse?

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

There should be!

mononomi, (edited ) in He also objects to crosswalks.

Upvoted for title

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I was hoping it wasn’t too over the line

possiblylinux127, in My Ex loves to swat

The dog is going to die if peoples lives are on the line. Dog life < person life

FabledAepitaph,

Is that so?

Seasoned_Greetings,

That typically requires an officer to determine if a life is actually at risk because of the dog. Call me crazy, but I don’t think anyone who interprets a Chihuahua as a life risk needs to be serving on a swat team.

possiblylinux127,

Well those little dogs can be mean so it may be justified

chiliedogg, (edited )

Our Chihuahua that’s abnormally strong strong from steroids because of her Addison’s disease has trouble getting out from under a weighted blanket.

Yeah, they can be loud assholes and they can break skin when they bite, but they can’t take a squirrel in a fight. They’re far from a life-threatening danger to armored kill teams.

possiblylinux127,

Yeah I’m aware I just think its funny. (I have a little dig and he is well behaved)

Seasoned_Greetings,

Never thought I’d encounter someone who seriously proposed the “well little dogs might deserve to die too” argument. So congrats on that.

I hope you never serve on a force that encounters animals, because you’re the type to justify shooting a dog after you’ve done it.

possiblylinux127,

You clearly haven’t been around Tutsi when he gets upset.

Seasoned_Greetings,

“I shoot dogs when they get upset”

Yeah, we know buddy

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