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son_named_bort, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

What’s that say?

lugal,

IT SAYS THAT AMERICAN KIDS CAN’T READ NOR WRITE

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’d tell you, but you couldn’t read this anyway.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

My auto correct wrote this

weariedfae, in Outdated

Why would they sweat? You just input the amount of the check, stick it in the machine to get franked, and the till opens. It’s not much more complicated than cash and way easier than damn WIC (great program, lousy execution).

Handing them a check isn’t a problem. What sucks is when the customer pulls OUT the check book to slowly fill it out, AFTER you told them the total, while your line backs up and it fucks your metrics.

InquisitiveApathy,

I worked in the tech space for grocery during the period where a lot of states were converting from paper WIC checks to an eWIC or SmartWIC setup and jesus is that system just an obtuse mess for everyone involved. It was confusing for customers, it was confusing for employees, and it was confusing for the retailers. It was damn near impossible to support and troubleshoot issues.

RubberElectrons,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

It’s interesting how some govt programs literally fly, faster than sound, if the end result is a loud bang.

Meanwhile ones that are ostensibly meant to help people (SSA, VA, WIC) have the lowest quality programmers and program managers fucking it up for everyone.

InquisitiveApathy,

I can’t speak for the others that you mention, but truthfully the WIC programs were actually fairly well fleshed out and the transitions introduced a lot of much needed changes to make the program more efficient. There were just a lot of moving parts and every state handled things a little differently.

Most of the friction was coming from the fact that the changeover introduced a lot of validation and oversight that customers and retailers were not used to with the older systems.

JusticeForPorygon,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

You don’t even really need to fill them out anymore. You just sign it and have them run it through the machine for the exact amount.

VonCesaw,

In most places, WIC checks have actually been phased out! Which would have been nice 10 years ago

tdawg, (edited )

Metrics? What idiot measures the number of customers you serve as a cashier? That’s ENTIRELY dependent on factors the cashier can’t control

GBU_28,

Shitty, but you could easily tie the time-per-customer to the number of items, then standardize around item-time. Compare that to the number customers, and bob’s your uncle.

pimento64,

People who benefit from having something they can point to as the Real Reason they fired you for not performing sexual favors

dingus, (edited )

When I worked as a cashier in a grocery store many years ago, someone gave me some checks to pay their bill. I didn’t even look at the damn thing, just inputted the numbers it said and started running them through the check machine. It seemed to go through the machine correctly.

But just then the manager ran over and stopped the transaction. They were fake checks.

I guess silly me assumed things would just automatically not go through in the modern age, but I guess it showed me that I really have no idea how check machines like that work.

Still don’t, but I don’t work that job anymore so it doesn’t matter.

perviouslyiner,

We would have to write a debit card details on the back of each cheque, as the debit cards were also cheque guarantee cards up to a certain limit.

InquisitiveApathy,

How the machines work vary depending on the machine and POS setup. There are some that scan the check and ping the associated bank account to perform payment routing in an eCheck format, but the vast majority that I worked with just franked the check (which if you didn’t know is a glorified stamp with the transaction and deposit information for the bank to indicate the check was a part of a retail transaction). With the lower end printer models, you could run a blank piece of paper through it and it wouldn’t know the difference.

dingus,

Yeah I’ll bet ours just stamped it or something! Surprised more people didn’t try to pull one over on my dumb ass haha

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Trans meme

^ Came here to say this

underwire212,

^ Literally came here to comment this

VikingHippie,

Literally came

🤨

rickdg, in The system is broken
@rickdg@lemmy.world avatar

You got a raise? It’s my raise now.

Lucidlethargy,

Man, I went years without a cost of living increase… I told my landlord this, and that same year he raised my rent over 10% with only 60 days notice. That’s illegal in my state on two different levels. I met with an attorney, and the was basically nothing I could do that wouldn’t result in me needing to move out.

At the time, the rent was really bad in the city. I could find a comparable place to live, but the moving cost and hassle was too high.

This is how landlords do whatever the fuck they want and get away with it.

abraxas,

It’s the free country thing. Typical rental leases renew every year (and typically, renters like that freedom). A landlord can simply decline to renew if you’re “too much trouble”.

So you could challenge the illegal rent increase in court and win, but then he declines to renew. You could refuse to pay the illegal increase (doing it the right/legal way) and/or even just stop paying rent. But then he eventually evicts you, or just declines to renew.

In the end, rent is supposed to be temporary. And when it is temporary enough that moving out can be your leverage, it works. If you are settling down somewhere, it really should be owned.

100_percent_a_bot, in The system is broken

If you spend 2/3rds of your money on rent, you’re living above your means. You can’t change my mind. Move.

Lucidlethargy,

Ok, boomer.

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

Where ?

blanketswithsmallpox,

USA? The Midwest. Mountain states. There’s a reason wfh folks are making bank out there. You can slowly turn those areas blue too with migration.

hark,
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

What are they making bank on?

afraid_of_zombies,

Farm subsidies to not grow corn.

CaptDust, (edited )

Literally everyone that is WFH is employed by a tech giant with a high 6 figure salary intended for San Fran market standards, but choosing to live in a shack out in the boonies pocketing the difference. This is definitely stable, viable and repeatable for everyone in America. Go make bank y’all.

Edit: Geez, do I need the /s? Most companies caught onto this shit like 6 months into the pandemic and do cost-of-living salary adjustments for WFH now. Damn near no one is “making bank by moving” any more.

Thrashy,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

Shit, here I am in the plains states with a WFH job for a firm the next state over, seriously considering moving my family to a more expensive state with less shitty politics. (Or Europe, depending on where I could get a digital nomad visa.) I’ve got some real concerns about what happens after the elections and I don’t feel particularly comfortable being here, with the way that my family looks and my politics are.

afraid_of_zombies,

No jobs and no culture and schools suck.

Kit,

Pittsburgh. $1000 for a decent 1 bedroom. $2000 for a luxury loft apartment.

g8phcon2, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

It's not just America. I heard on Public Radio that practically every country in the world has scored worse on reading tests since 2020. I think Japan was the one excpetion.

PhlubbaDubba,

Of fucking course the country with the most convoluted writing system ever devised by men is the one that’s able to maintain literacy scores lol

aniki,

It’s not at all that complicated. I’ll take kanji strokes over spelling any day. (I passed ikyuu a decade ago.)

FinishingDutch, (edited ) in I am become fun
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Trampolines are wildly dangerous things. In the US, they kill about two people per year with about a 100,000 people treated in the ER each year. Especially during the covid pandemic those spiked.

Basically, if you wanted to legally sell a child-maiming device with a 100,000 victims per year, the trampoline certainly is a nice invention for it…

MindSkipperBro12,

Trampolines separate the wheat from the chaff.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Just like nukes

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

I’m honestly surprised they haven’t been banned or neutered, just like s lot of other cool toys that we used to play with. I’m from the era of metal slides, no rubber tiles, lawn darts, chemistry sets and all sorts of shooting toys. And if it wasn’t inherently dangerous, we found ways to make it so.

Ever shot a Super Soaker with a glass bottle instead of a plastic one? We did. That’s why they don’t let you do that anymore…

The good thing is, kids grow up in a much safer world than we did.

The bad thing is, the kids grow up in a much safer world than we did….

XEAL, (edited )

OK, they are dangerous, but they were not designed with the specific purpose of killing millions of people, unlike the atomic bomb.

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

I assume they weren’t, but I haven’t seen the biopic on the trampoline inventor so…. Who knows?

AlolanYoda,

I wasn’t killed by a trampoline, but last year I went to a trampoline park with some friends and my back started randomly hurting.

A month later, still in pain, I decide to get it checked by a doctor and turns out my back was broken. Fun! I had to get surgery and now I have cement in my back.

It was so weird (I’m young and healthy) that my doctors seriously considered it might be cancer. But I’ve done tests and it wasn’t cancer, just trampolines.

Be careful!

FinishingDutch,
@FinishingDutch@lemmy.world avatar

Back issues are no joke, and you certainly don’t need to be an old person to get them.

Humans can take a reasonable amount of abuse, but you won’t know your exact limit until you’ve gone past it and injured yourself. Good on you for getting help soon’ish though. That’s not the sort of issue that goes away on its own.

brbposting,

I wasn’t killed by a trampoline

[citation needed]

JohnDClay,

I know they’re dangerous, but they’re still so fun! Jumping off trees onto trampolines at a friend’s house is a core memory of mine, but I’m sure there was an not insignificant change of injury or death each time.

Kecessa, in Outdated

Man, the USA truly is stuck in 1996…

Faxing_Berlin,

I think now a days it’s only a thing with older people. I was at Meijer the other day walking toward the self checkout and I walked past an elderly woman writing a check as she was waiting in a cashiered line.

Kecessa, (edited )

Yeah but that lady would have been told “Nope, come back with cash, credit or debit” over here. Heck, I had cashier jobs in the early 2000s and we didn’t accept checks!

Coreidan, (edited )

The USA is stuck in 96 because an extreme minority of people still use checks? lol what?

You know what you’re right. I was using Apple Pay back in 96 to pay for groceries.

Sky_Lobster, in She's just intimidated to be with a rugged lumberjack

Whenever I see this meme template I can’t help but think about how the girl on the left has a snout. What’s up with that? Is this from some kind of furry thing?

theangryseal,

Yer mom has a snout. Hahbahdat?

dditty,

Cashmeoussidehahbahdat

ichbinjasokreativ,

I never noticed that before and now I can’t unsee it, Couldn’t you have just kept that for yourself?!

Jako301, (edited )

Anime girls are cats, that’s why

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MotoAsh,

Artifact of a slant of anime style. The ‘cute little nose’ ends up making for fun profiles when there’s supposed to be a little bump out of a nose, but then their mouth is wide open, too. Normally, a little bump of a nose looks totally normal. (as normal as anime, anyways)

ferralcat, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

An infinite number of bills would mean there’s no space to move or breathe in, right? We’d all suffocate or be crushed under the pressure?

Duke_Nukem_1990,

We’d all suffocate or be crushed under the pressure?

hey just like regular capitalism

ferralcat,

I guess you’d need infinite space for an infinite number of bills. But it’d still be full to the brim?

Natanael,

Depends on implementation.

There’s a hierarchy called cardinality, and any two infinitives that can be cleanly mapped 1:1 are considered equal even if one “looks” bigger, like in the example from OP where you can map 100x 1 dollar bills to each 100 dollar bill into infinity and not encounter any “unmappable” units, etc.

So filling an infinite 3D volume with paper bills is practically equivalent to filling a line within the volume, because you can map an infinite line onto a growing spiral or cube where you keep adding more units to fill one surface. If you OTOH assumed bills with zero thickness you can have some fun with cardinalities and have different sized of infinities!

Honytawk, in EDIT: I THINK I STAND CORRECTED

∞ = ∞ x 2

olafurp,

That’s not a true statement. 2∞ < ∞ and ∞ < 2∞ is how you’d write it.

Otherwise you could subtract infinity from both sides and get 0 = ∞.

sukhmel,

Except subtraction is not applicable in this case

lemmington_steele,

even if that’s not how you can write it, one gets the same issue in yours subtracting infinity from both sides

dilute6474,

Not true. 2∞ is not bigger or smaller than ∞. This is explained by Hilbert’s hotel. And subtracting infinity from infinity is undefined so you do not get 0 = ∞.

TheGoldenGod, in Veteran Affairs
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

This reminded me I have back problems and I can’t cry anymore due to C-PTSD and MDD.

So, healthy reminder to everyone out there, crying is a release and there’s no shame in it.

gdog05,

I cry sometimes when I yawn. That counts, right?

TheGoldenGod,
@TheGoldenGod@lemmy.world avatar

I want to be nice and say, yes… but, I don’t think yawns count. Sorry. 😕

gdog05,

That’s fair.

Thorry84, in New email from test@scam.com

Where I work you only pass the test if you report it to IT, otherwise it’s 3 hours of training with the rest of the idiots.

bamboo,

Does IT want useless reports? Because that’s how you get useless reports?

Alteon,

Yes. They do.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

There are no “useless reports” when compared to the alternative

BeardedSingleMalt,

This is how they justify their jobs.

CalamityPayne,
@CalamityPayne@jlai.lu avatar

No. Technically illiterate users, that’s how we justify our jobs.

LemmyIsFantastic,

I think you mean satisfy regulatory requirements.

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

Justify their jobs? Their job is to set shit up, then be around at all times to help already frustrated people to do something they just forgot how to do today for no reason. And then, to politely listen as the person makes excuses to preserve their ego

Security compliance? That’s handed down to them. If they had a hard on for cyber security, they could make 2-3x as much and no longer have to explain to people that they joined the wrong teams call

I make a point to get to know the service staff. Chat with the custodian. Go to IT when you don’t have a problem… Get to know them a little as a person. Then, when you have a problem, you don’t have to make a ticket and wait for them to get to you. You already know them, and they feel respected as a person - they might not drop everything, but they’re going to bend the rules and quietly tell you how to navigate the system to get what you need as painlessly as possible

They’ll also know if you’re an idiot or not already - they might know to trust you at your word, or they might know tech makes your eyes go glassy and hold your hand patiently… But either way, the respect makes them want to help you, and the preexisting relationship makes the whole experience less painful

It is a shit job… It’s the overlap between being in the service industry and a tech worker. Almost all of them couldn’t make it in a more specialized role that would pay far, far more, and if you walk in during downtime half of them will be practicing their programming hoping to get a better job

Black616Angel,

No, it’s better to get some useless reports than to get no reports at all because “somebody will surely report this”.

Also people stay alert when punishment is an option.

Thorry84, (edited )

The IT people send out the phishing mail themselves as part of a test. It isn’t an actual phishing mail, just something made to look and act like one. In the end they have a report which people fell for it, which ignored it (or were ooo) and which reported it.

Reporting is done via the report phishing feature in Outlook. For consumers it’s sent to Microsoft, but for businesses you can configure those reports to do what you want. It’s actually a really good feature and people should always use it.

bamboo,

Does your IT team tell you that they’re performing the test and to report, or is reporting phishing always constantly recommended. I’ve managed a small org ( <100 ) email server and we tried to have people report suspicious emails and it was so much noise and wasted so much time. Of course the CEO isn’t requesting you buy gift cards, what am I going to do about it. I’d say the money would be better spent on a better system rather than hope one human forwards it to another human.

Thorry84, (edited )

They don’t tell us they are testing, it’s done at random. Reporting is policy, it needs to be done with every phishing mail that gets past the filters. It’s one of the big ways a company is vulnerable, an employee clicks on a link in a mail, opens something they shouldn’t and before you know it there’s been a databreach. I don’t think they are especially worried about the employee leaking his personal info, they are worried about targeted attacks and corporate espionage.

I’m sure there are a lot of false positives. Even though I work in a technical company, we have plenty of people who aren’t as handy with tech. People get training regularly and if one person reports a lot of useless I’m sure they will train that person extra. I think for a lot of people except maybe sales something like 80% of all mail is internal. And the other part is probably 50% repeating automated mails. So the number of mails that could even be phishing are limited. It’s a mid sized company with about 1000 employees.

UserMeNever,

Sounds like your email software needs fixing…

Thorry84,

Sure let me go tell Microsoft

bamboo,

I see the benefit of reporting to catch false negatives of the filters, but in reality, if I received more than one report in a week or two, id consider a new system for scanning. A 20% false negative rate is pretty bad. Most emails should be easily identified, and I think it’s unreasonable for end users to check if the sender domain name is newly registered, has utf-8 characters which look like ASCII characters, etc. The metric for success shouldn’t be a high number of end users reporting phishing emails, but that seems to be what upper management wants to see, which just incentives less resources invested in better scanners with less than a 20% false negative rate.

Promethiel,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

The metric for success shouldn’t be a high number of end users reporting phishing emails, but that seems to be what upper management wants to see, which just incentives less resources invested in better scanners with less than a 20% false negative rate.

The eternal battle between the “oh we go by data backed metrics, much measured, I feel this is the best” executive suite and the poor saps beneath twirling the data backed signs going ignored until money or disaster strikes.

Pity businesses aren’t formed from the bottom up; it’s like an octopus deciding not to listen to its arm brains until the shark has a bite of its head.

ThePowerOfGeek,
@ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, that’s kinda harsh.

Karcinogen, in Why are we not talking about this literacy crisis?

A large part of these developmental delays are due to the social isolation from the Covid shutdown. Many children missed out of vital childhood experiences. Literacy isn’t the only thing they’re behind in. Their social skills are emaciated. They don’t know how to interact with people because they were deprived of the opportunity.

frickineh,

That’s some of it, but there are high school kids who come in to my office and literally write like 5 year olds. I mean holding the pen like little kids do, handwriting that’s a dead ringer for my kindergarten work books, all of it. Those kids were struggling way before COVID.

JJROKCZ,

In their defense, in the modern workforce there is little need for handwriting so there’s little need to teach it. You need to sign your name occasionally but other than that, handwriting is rare due to prevalence of typing.

Carmakazi,

My read on things is that a lot of kids are also lacking in basic computer skills like typing, since their main device is a smartphone.

BottleOfAlkahest,

This is true in office work but less automated professions may be closer to 50/50 still. It is true though that non-office work environments are also less likely to care about writing than reading comprehension though.

Rageagainstbelief,

There is an effect there but this has been a problem before COVID. Anecdotal but a teacher friend has been complaining about this for years. I know all parents don’t have the time but we read a ton to our kids and helped them learn to read when they were just getting started.

Rodrick717, in fr fr ong

fire and sus have been around for ages but gen z can have the lack of caps.

KevonLooney,
can,

I’ve heard fire my whole life but I’m calling cap on sus being as popular or common for so long

southernbrewer,

I was using sus as a kid 30 years ago. I’m quite confused by how it’s apparently a gen Z thing

can,

Among Us

xor,

fire has always been a weed strength measurement… fire being the most best…

can,

See also: mixtapes

xor,

so white gen z is just claiming all the black stuff from the 90’s?
i guess it’s par for the course…

can,

I think every generation has claimed fire mixtapes.

xor,

back in the 1920’s, mixtapes were rolls of paper for player pianos…

they called them “fire mixtapes” because you could use them to start a fire…

can,

That’s fire 🔥

dfitz,

Heard sus my whole life in Aus, we shorten everything.

can,

Hey good to see your instance updated lol

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, I’d never heard “no cap”, but the other two almost feel old at this point.

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