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Bougie_Birdie, in Billions must fry
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I often see memes about world events before I see a headline, they’re on to something here.

I also just had to go look out the window to make sure the sun wasn’t blowing up, because you never know

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Don’t worry, I’ll DM you a meme if it happens.

jerrythegenius,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Can you send it to me as well please?

son_named_bort, in Presidential fitness test

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

Ozymati, in Mommy's Choice
@Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

Custoslibera,

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

rmuk,

And an American. Etc.

TropicalDingdong, in You do know you can just click the "reject all" button, right?

At a certain point, the world of the closed internet is going to face the issue of discovery, which is the only reason that they were successful in the first place.

Its really a great time for foss or fedi. It hasn’t been easier to compete with established players (like it is now) in a decade.

crystalmerchant, in We did it?

What “was” covid

Darken,
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That was 5y ago

Kids born that day are now approximately 41yo let that sink in

NotJustForMe, in I think we've been had

Making fun for STILL using it. If our navy would navigate by the stars at night, it would be laughed at, right? And rightly so. ;)

fallingcats,

Tbh that sounds like a fun project for an app or something, as a backup to gps in case it’s jammed. Just lay your phone on the ground, take a long exposure picture and then use the phones time to calculate where you are. Might need to take the accelerometer into account if the ground isn’t flat.

prayer,

Fighter jets have automatic star navigation to augment their GPS navigation features. It’s more than a fun project, it’s military technology.

zaphod,

GPS can be jammed, try jamming stars.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Urban areas with huge light pollution: “and I took that personally”

zaphod,

Land navies hate this.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Starlink: hold my Xitter handle

Agent641,

Who would win:

  • A billion, billion unfathomably massive fusion reactions
  • Some steamy bois ☁️🌥
wafflez,

Light polution, checkmate astronomer

gandalf_der_12te,

Actually, don’t. The pollution would kill us all.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Amazon and Musk are working on it.

bunnyknuckles,
@bunnyknuckles@lemmy.world avatar
zaphod,

Now I wonder if we could launch satellites as artificial stars for celestial navigation. Basically optical GPS.

ShortFuse,

“That’s no moon.”

cyborganism, in "That's a problem for future me!"

I always clean everything a couple days before leaving, so when I get back home, I come back to a clean home with nothing to do.

gibmiser, in Santa Claus is boiliiing an eeeeeegg
samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Santa’s using his magic to boil them without a heat source and also to make them float, apparently.

gibmiser,

I dunno, look at that fork, it’s gotta be hot, shits like a limp noodle.

0ops,

There is no fork

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

I should have specified without a conventional heat source.

Jimmycrackcrack,

The heat source is his rage.

CaptainEffort, in This is too loud

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that does this

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah, I thought I was a narcissist for doing that :')

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

zyratoxx,
@zyratoxx@lemm.ee avatar

Lol then I’d be a narcissist with no self esteem

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I mean, you are, but we all are too.

pelespirit, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

When I went freelance, it was hard not having a boss at first, now I’m totally into it. It took around a year for me to get everything to where I felt good about it. I think a lot of people don’t realize that the uncomfortable feeling of not having a boss usually doesn’t last forever. The people who liked working from home probably get it. We are taught to have bosses from a very early age.

Ilovethebomb,

Not having a more senior person to go to when you get stuck could be a problem.

diffcalculus,

I always have Mr. Stackoverflow as my senior person.

That is, until he slaps me in the face and tells me my questions are always repeated.

Tbird83ii,

This is answered in the previous thread. Marked as duplicate.

diffcalculus,

Fffffffffffffffffffff

Ilovethebomb,

Wut?

afraid_of_zombies,

Also was a freelancer. I felt like I had more bosses. Instead of one person to keep happy it was an entire client staff to keep happy. I gave it up for a lot of reasons and went back to corporate.

smuuthbrane, in 502 Bad Gateway
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s not getting any packets for Christmas.

jopepa, in toilet humour

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

Send_me_nude_girls,

Yeah that coworker who never removes his stains loves to make people focus on it.

CoolBeance,
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

Well now I’m going to expect something surprising

jopepa,

Then it’s just gross any way you’d flip the lid.

PoolloverNathan, in Oh, is that so?
  1. Install Linux
  2. sudo poweroff
Schmeckinger, (edited )

PoolloverNathan is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

Oha,

who are ya reporting it to, mr sudo?

ExceedinglyPanWoofer,
hakunawazo,

Uh oh, you are on the naughty list.
sudu and santa - both start with s.
Coincidence? I think not.

Schmeckinger,

Your parents.

SomeBoyo,
moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“systemctl poweroff” doesn’t need root

Honytawk, (edited )

I want less problems, not more.

And please don’t pretend like Windows doesn’t have an option like that.

These messages pop-up because the Admin wants to lock the computer down. It isn’t inherently setup like that.

RGB3x3,

Boy, Linux users really will take every opportunity to tell you they’re Linux users.

I use Arch, btw

PoolloverNathan,

You make me want to make a distro called “Arch, btw”.

Chrobin,

I use Arch, btw, btw

lseif,

based on ubuntu

Johanno,

Based on TempelOS

threegnomes,

secure boot is enabled

RustyNova,

Not an issue. Use signed kernels and mok management should be done automatically if you got a user friendly distro

Honytawk, in ironic

I have a lot to hide.

That is why I close the door when using a public rest room, otherwise people see my tiny penis and I get jailed for being an exhibitionist.

intensely_human,

I’ve reported you for verbal exhibitionism

drmeanfeel,

Well it would just be a miniweene–er, a misdemeanor

Sabre363, in Santa works one day at least

Have a thing specifically for a cat and they most assuredly will not use it

JohnDClay,

Decoy keyboard? Or maybe have two keyboards and be able to turn one off?

funkless_eck, (edited )

I have a series of transparent cubes I place over my four keyboards.

edit: I am insane.

rbn,

Put a cardboard box on top of it, pronlem solved.

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