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LillyPip, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Most healthcare in the US is privatised. It’s completely based on capitalism, and once you give the dragon your gold, good luck getting it back.

Aux,

Just like in Germany. But capitalism works in Germany.

vojel,
@vojel@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Bullshit.

Aux,

Wut?

LillyPip,

German and US capitalism aren’t remotely the same thing. Like ‘it doesn’t even seem fair to use the same word’ different.

Aux,

Yeah, because there’s no capitalism in the US.

LillyPip, (edited )

Ha. What?

e: Gonna need some kind of explanation, because your comment made no sense.

Aux,

Capitalism cannot exist under strict regulations created by big corps to protect themselves from competition. This is the opposite of capitalism.

Th0rgue, (edited )

Capitalism is capitalism. What you are really saying is that there are other factors at play that actually make the difference. I guess it’s the fact that in europe (and germany) the goverment governs the free market more. In the united states there is more of a free market and more ‘lobbied’ politicians keeping it that way (the dragon).

Pyr_Pressure, in F- me It's January!

What are you talking about? I live in Canada and it was 9 degrees © this morning 🔥🌞🔥

It’s been stupid warm this winter.

Trainguyrom,

It seems to finally be consistently below freezing in southern Wisconsin. We had some snow in November that made me hopeful but yet another year with little snow until the new year

mosiacmango,

That’s around 50f for all of us using stupid units.

spikederailed,

I must have accidentally received your winter weather. I live in South Carolina and it was -4c this morning when I was leaving for work.

doingthestuff,

I spent the week after Christmas at the top of Michigan’s upper peninsula. I was close enough to get Welcome to Canada messages on my phone but I don’t have a current passport so I couldn’t visit. Which is bullshit by the way, I’ve been there with just my DL many times.

But there was no snow. It rained several days. WTF?!

bane_killgrind,

That changed in 2007, ice requires a passport to enter the US

vaionko,

In Finland we’ve had -5C for like the whole winter but now there’s been a week of -25C. And back to positive next week.

b0gl,

-35 here in Sweden currently

superduperenigma, in Sleep tight

Sure, but that’s also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

being crushed under a bag of Cheetos.

superduperenigma,

Don’t kinkshame me, please.

usualsuspect191,

Dangerously cheesy

ThatWeirdGuy1001, in It's a problem
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Me starting my new job in 2 days that requires me to be awake at 8am while my current sleep schedule has me waking up at 4pm.

(Chuckles) I’m in danger.

lobut, in They shipped him in from Italy

Ah yes, the famous, Chef Mike.

general_kitten,

world’s fastest chef

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Famous chef Mike Roe Wave

odigo2020, (edited )

Is that what Roe v. Wave was about?

Guest_User,

Exactly, that debate really did heat up

jaybone,

That lasagna was an abortion.

just_change_it,

Hello Mr. Wave!

ChicoSuave,

I always thought his last name was Krowave

just_change_it,

His full name is Mike Rowe Wave.

ChillCapybara, in Almost got me there Google!

I use a Windows PC for work with Chrome because we are on G suite and it’s just easier that way. I am constantly annoyed by how terrible the spellcheck is within chrome. It did not used to be this bad. It highlights “thier” as misspelled but only suggests thief theirs and shier. Yeah… ok google. Expect me to believe that when AI is in every thing. I can run a LLM on same the laptop OFFLINE. Word 93 knew to autocorrect to their with no internet and no ai. Of course you get frustrated, go to settings and see this stupid little toggle. Fucking Google already… it will only get worse. They’re already key-logging you they just want to pay out less on a future class action settlement. Like the one they just settled for tracking user data during incognito sessions. God damned Google. Oh sorry, I mean aLpHaBeT. You guys like letters now do ya Google? Well here are my faves. F and U !

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’ve always wondered how that works. Are their databases just too large and it fucks up returns or is there someone smart out there purposely returning bad searches constantly to ruin their spell check. Is their dev inept? Lol.

Gboard was my go to for ages but finding a different keyboard on mobile has not been fun for off brand phones.

MargotRobbie, in Maybe it'll be the best year yet
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

2024 will be the year of esteemed Academy Award winning character actress Margot Robbie.

I can feel it.

Noodle07,

I really hope so! The alternatives look really grim right now

zeppo, in Look. I made a scarf out of all your red flags
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Happens all the time with my ex who I still talk to. She’ll go on these annoying rants about someone she’s dealing with and it’s obvious to me that she’s in the wrong, but won’t listen to anything I say about it. She fixates on these pointless details that have nothing to do with her true motivations. Super annoying when she’s in one of those moods.

Cold_Brew_Enema,

Why do you still talk to her? She sounds miserable.

zzzz,

Ima guess: Poontang

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

If there isn’t a good reason then the post you replied to would be a good example for the meme in this post.

stallmer, in California in a nutshell

To be fair though, the meth-land of California is pretty beautiful.

paysrenttobirds,

Yes, the yellow is the good part and you don’t even have to be driving anywhere in particular

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

More like, the beautiful part is in the yellow part. But a lot of it is really just desert with nothing much to see, hence also meth.

paysrenttobirds,

I like the desert :)

conditional_soup,

I live in the red part, and I’m sorry to hear about your concussion leaving you this confused.

OmenAtom,

Dont let these clods fool you, pretty much every part of this map has its beautiful spots. You would have to be blind not to get a great view at the top or even side of a mountain

TheCheddarCheese, in Maybe...
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

that second panel had me dying its actually so relatable

randint,
@randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz avatar

I know right! Every fiber of my being resonates with that plot twist. I can’t stand those pesky mosquitoes either.

stebo02, in What was that?
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

why is it always Evergreen

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

They just need to do it with a plane now to complete the set.

XTornado,
The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Shitposting is peak usage of AI. Nicely done.

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

What engine do you use, and what was the prompt? Did you manually alter/add the text on the plane?

davidgro, (edited )

The text is clearly (badly) put there by the AI, so it must have been in the prompt.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

Baldly?

davidgro,

I guess misspelling is contagious. I fixed it.

XTornado,

The image is untouched, I used Bing Image Creator which uses DALL-E not sure if it has any specific version or what. The prompt was:

stuck “EVER GREEN” plane

(It should have been evergreen without space… But I did a typo).

Brickhead92,

911 was an Evergreen job!

zockersanftmut, in Happy Friday, Lemmy

“Just gotta make it to Christmas” “just gotta make it til I have my bachelor’s, then I can have a more comfy job with fewer hours” “just gotta make it a few more decades til retirement”

Whatever you can tell yourself so you don’t have a mental breakdown.

ItsComplicated,

Just until I win the lottery!

Katzastrophe,
@Katzastrophe@feddit.de avatar

Dude I know who worked his ass off, and basically lived for his job, died two days ago from a heart attack. He was 61 years old. Poor guy didn’t even make it to retirement

surewhynotlem, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

Fixbeat,

That’s why you need a Neurolink so that they can make sure that you are thoughtfully considering each ad.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“Picture yourself holding the product and smiling”

“Now picture yourself recommending the product to friends and family.”

LoftySnowman,

I just threw up in my mouth. A lot.

TheWinged7,

But I literally can’t picture things in my head… Guess I’m forever stuck on the ad

vaultdweller013,

If the tech ever works and someone suggests I get it I will give them a free ice pick lobotomy.

sagrotan, (edited ) in Night vs Morning people
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

I tried my whole life to get up early, one day I just gave up. Started my own company, bought a house - now I live and work like nature made me. No, I wear clothes, it’s just the sleep. Btw it’s interesting when you’re hiring how many people are like that and love the hours. I can recommend that to every night person.

Strawberry,

I want to work for a company like yours 🥲

ytrav,

that sounds like a cool sitcom TV show idea about a seemingly normal company except they work at night — like a vampire version of The Office

v81,

Shut up and take my money.

tdawg, (edited )

Most of the startups I’ve worked for dont have any of their meetings until nearly lunch time to account for the fact that most programmers stay up late

MystikIncarnate,

It’s unfortunate that most business owners seem to be morning people and demand that all of their employees do the same.

I’m barely functional by 8 AM and you want me to DRIVE? And DO WORK before 10 AM?

I swear, I do 80% of my work between 2PM and 5PM.

EatYouWell, in It's like a trance

It’s called disassociating.

isVeryLoud,

I do that a lot, is it that bad?

CluckN,

No it’s extremely healthy

ButtholeSpiders,

If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Some people snort ketamine to get there

LaChaleurDeLaNuit,

🙋‍♂️

girl,

If it causes difficulties/stress in your life, it might be worth looking into. For me it turned out to be a symptom of CPTSD, which was a surprise

isVeryLoud,

I have CPTSD, ADHD and Autism. Could be any of the above!

kakes,

Same.

I’ve been realizing lately that it might be from ADHD - along with many other symptoms. Hoping to get diagnosed next year, and hopefully I won’t waste quite so much time just quietly stressing out.

MrMamiya,

Are you time blind? I am. It’s very frustrating. I can lose 5 minutes between putting socks on like it’s nothing.

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Same. ADHD?

MrMamiya, (edited )

Yes, medicated. Since committing to medication I’ve really pulled it together. I went off meds for a while in my late 20s and good lord did I set myself back. Getting ready in the morning is still a wild ride, but if I do everything as similarly as possible it helps.

Edit: sorry to say the medication does not fix my time blindness. I am an aggressive user of my work calendar and phone reminders.

kakes,

Yeah, routine seems to help a lot, I find. Everything between those routines though is like a Bermuda Triangle of hours passing without a trace.

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Me too, also medicated, although I wasn’t diagnosed until later in life. I think the time blindness was already permanently ingrained. Lol

kakes,

1000% I am, and I agree it’s super frustrating.

EatYouWell,

Only if it negatively impacts your life.

Most symptoms of the “milder” mental disorders (depression, anxiety, adhd, etc.) are things that everyone experiences at some point in their lives.

It’s the degree of experience, frequency, and impact that differentiate the two. Also, when those symptoms don’t have an environmental/situational/logical cause.

For example, being too anxious to go out with friends, or compulsively checking that the stove is off even though you know damn well it hasn’t been turned on in a month. Also, being sad because your pet died isn’t a mental disorder like clinical depression.

The line between the two is definitely fuzzy, but psychology is a super complex topic.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it negatively impacts your life.

This is also, generally speaking, the line between, say, having obsessive compulsions and having OCD. So if anyone is looking for a way express “haha, I’m totally ocd” without sounding dismissive of people with a serious disorder, just say “sometimes I have obsessive compulsions”. That would imply it’s nothing serious.

Same for PTSD. It’s ok to experience post-traumatic stress after something “rather banal”, like I don’t know, seeing a stranger break their leg. And calling post-traumatic stress is fine. Just don’t say “that baby on the airplane gave me ptsd.” That’s quite dismissive.

Anyone that needs help, go get it. Don’t let that your problem feels banal be an impediment. If something is impacting your life negatively, tune it up.

girl,
Cylusthevirus,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Oh no.

bleistift2,

Did you mean Dissociating?

EatYouWell,

Yup, I did.

Pons_Aelius,

Or it could also be meditation.

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