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Couldbealeotard, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
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This reminds me of the very real patent that exists for a television that requires you to stand up from your couch, raise your hands in the air, and shout the name of the product you just watched an ad for before it lets you return to watching your program.

Kase,

The day they successfully implement that and I pass by someone actually doing it, I will promptly fall to the ground and die

toomanypancakes, in Don't know if you guys like history memes
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I used to like history memes, a long time ago.

Brawndo,

That was just pop culture meme back then

Pons_Aelius,

But then you took an arrow to the knee?

AceFuzzLord, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Honestly , can’t wait for the future where companies like them are allowed to make adless entertainment illegal. It’s going to be the absolute best future we could ever ask for. We should be thankful to our overlords for saving us from never having to see ads ever again. /s

Raiderkev, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Just wait til it uses the camera on your phone to track your eyes and will pause every time you look away.

Epicurus0319, (edited ) in Congrats I guess

I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1

Sabre363, in *Crickets*

But it’s only been 1 minute since you last checked because you struggle with ADHD and the instant happy chemicals are more important than completing actually important tasks.

anonymouse,

If those tasks are so important, then how come they don’t trigger the happy brain juice?

Sabre363,

Because important ≠ fun or interesting. ADHD does not play nice with anything that is boring or unengaging.

balderdash9,
Sabre363,

Thank you for replying, brain has been momentarily satisfied.

balderdash9,
mojo,

Here’s ur dopamine hit

mhague, (edited ) in Don't know if you guys like history memes

Even armies with early guns had trouble with them. It’s impressive that anyone managed to fend that off with swords and bows.

balderdash9,

Very true. Which is why adjacent powers used a combination of war, diplomacy, intermarriage, and setting nomadic tribes against each other.

RIP_Cheems, (edited ) in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??
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Excuse me, bitch, but how the fuck you know I went to piss? That’s a violation of my privacy.

Fraylor,

Why is THAT the line for your privacy? I’d take them knowing my piss schedule over literally all of the other private information they have access to.

Steamymoomilk, (edited )

See u just are inhouse premium google calender, to schedule peeing. So that way you can go back to WATCHING MORE ADS :D

-GOOGLE

robotopera,

You joke but wasn’t the sound of a zipper activating google home at one point?

Rootiest, in *Crickets*
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Next time don’t leave and you won’t have to return

balderdash9,
MonkeMischief, in Is nothing sacred?

That glass Lizz Blizz was divine…and I later learned it was like 350 calories, mostly from sugar, in a single bottle.

Holy crap lol.

Fraylor,

Yeah Sobe is FUCKED up on sugar.

Omgarm, in *Crickets*

What if you have dozens?

balderdash9, (edited )
Furbag, in Help what do I do next

Based and furrypilled.

rab, in Is nothing sacred?

Haven’t seen these in Canada in probably a decade

usualsuspect191,

Clearly Canadian is back though, so nature is healing

Greggo, in Welcome to Capitalism

There’s a reason why most corporations try to keep a squeaky clean appearance to the public. They’re trying to make money. It baffles me why Elon thinks public perception doesn’t apply to him or his corporations. It’s like he thinks the world is comprised of halfwit tech bros that will lap up any old bit of garbage that comes out of his mouth. Yes, freedom of speech is vital for democracy, but not everyone is required to agree with you or pay you money because you think you are right. A critical short coming of many narcissists.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s pretty easy to understand why he thinks he can get away with it when other companies get away with slavery and murder.

s7ryph, in Is nothing sacred?

I remember it getting bought out. The older teas had about 5 ingredients on the label. Overnight they doubled or tripled. Of course we needed all those chemicals because they were cheaper than just making a good tea.

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