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SplashJackson, in How could the EU do this??

But Switzerland has line???

kpw,

Seems to be transit only. Also Switzerland mostly plays by EU rules.

st3ph3n,
@st3ph3n@kbin.social avatar

Switzerland participates in Schengen and the european free trade association while not being an EU member state. The UK doesn't do any of those things.

Overzeetop, in How could the EU do this??

I get it, and lol or whatever, but Ireland is getting two ferries(?) from entirety of the mainland, and the UK is still connected via the tunnel which looks to be a major link-hub for the new system. I guess if it weren’t for Brexit there might have been an Edinburgh-Amsterdam or -Brussels link, but it’s not like Aberdeen or New Castle was going to get any love.

Venicon,
@Venicon@sopuli.xyz avatar

I believe we have two ferries going from east Scotland to Amsterdam and Bruges (or somewhere nearby) starting shortly. We also have Fred Olsen cruises from Scottish ports now too.

Not defending brexit before I get pitchforked but we aren’t exactly cut off…

Annoyed_Crabby, in How could the EU do this??

Ohh no how can they not include me in their plan after i burn the bridges with them

jewbacca117,

Oh no, the consequences of my own actions!

RizzRustbolt,

Why won’t the EU help me fix all these burnt bridges?

Zevlen,

'Merica ; " why won’t EU take care of our homeless population and adopt them / refugee them to EU? I mean… We gave them like military bases n guns n shit… come on !

Zevlen,

Dude, who cares about Australia n Britain being left out?.. They left my mighty 'Merica out of the picture! 😔🖼️ SMH

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Times have changed
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I still question why so many people find it so difficult to just turn the phone 90 degrees to the side when you film with it. Is it because you think you look like a dork when you film a selfie with two hands? Because that’s not why you look like a dork.

StitchIsABitch,

Admittedly you would look like a dork if you filmed at a 45 degree angle.

tigeruppercut,
Emerald,

Oh wow I didn’t know there was a word for this, i love making dutch angle photos

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I usually hold my phone horizontally to shoot video, but it definitely is easier to hold it vertically. After all, it was designed to be held vertically.

Meowoem,

A lot of the time it’s not that people can’t or are scared to, they just don’t feel the need to because most the video they watch is in vertical format. It’s not being filmed for cinema release, it’s for phones and tablets.

Psychodelic, in Times have changed

So people on lemmy are pretty fuckin old eh? Interesting…

tigeruppercut,

hey, some of us are merely kinda fuckin old

Ziglin,

I wouldn’t even consider myself that and I still mock people taking vertical pictures

Meowoem,

Yeah I know what you mean, it only seems like yesterday that that upstart Daguerre began with his gosh darn foolish portrait orientation photographs, of course we didn’t call them that then, we called 'em daguerreotypes…

MargotRobbie, in Times have changed
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Note to self: “2 Fast 2 Barbie”(working title) should now be filmed vertically in order to appeal to Gen Z on Tik Tok.

possiblylinux127,

Just make sure the main plot happens in the first 3 seconds or else they will get bored

zalgotext,

At the very least make sure Subway Surfers is playing in one of the corners

xrtxn,

Akschually filming it vertically is not good because we can’t insert subway surfers gameplay under the movie. It should be filmed like a small rectangle

AMDIsOurLord,

WHAT is up with that shit anyway? It’s so annoying

Daft_ish,

It stimulates my brain meat.

Lesrid, (edited )

At first I thought it was just a method to avoid copyright detection. It may have started as that but the 22yr old I live with says it gives people something else to do while watching the movie so they don’t get bored.

WaxedWookie, in How could the EU do this??

Those scheming betrayers also left Australia out of the transport plan for EU members.

How much lead paint do you need to eat to see the loaded language in these headlines and think “yeah - seems legit.”

13esq, (edited )

That’s Switzerland. (not a member of the EU)

Imagine speaking with such authority whilst simultaneously lacking such a basic understanding of Europe.

Which 70 cretins upvoted this arse water?

WaxedWookie,

So the EU isn’t allowed to cooperate with a country (that’s at least part of the single market and contiguous continent), because they saw no value in including Britain, and that was a scheming betrayal?

What point are you failing to make here?

13esq, (edited )

I don’t think that they’re refusing to cooperate. I think they’re looking after their own members and why wouldn’t they? Are you suggesting that they give the same benefits to member states as non-member states? If so, why wouldn’t everyone leave?

Are you going to adress that you don’t know the difference between Austria and Switzerland or am I just getting suckered in to feeding the troll? Coz if you’re trolling then you’re actually very funny but I’m probably too autistic to tell.

qarbone,

It said ‘Australia’, not ‘Austria’. You know, ‘Australia’…the one in Oceania. Probably highlighting the ridiculousness of a country so removed from the continet feeling slighted for not being included in plans for the EU.

You suckered yourself into looking like an arse.

13esq,

Oh. Oops! Haha

BleatingZombie,

Which 4 cretins upvoted this?

13esq,

I guess some people like it when they see someone admit a mistake.

dubyakay,

Redemption arc!

At least you can add an edit to your original post now.

Not like upvoted or down votes truly matter on this platform.

13esq,

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  • Veneroso,

    Yes, as a dummy from the US I only know double down and reject reality.

    Upvoted for admitting a mistake.

    zerofk,

    I’m pretty sure they also left Australia out.

    Zevlen, (edited )

    FORGET Australia 🦘… They left out the Greatest Country in the Galaxy/Universe ; 'Merica!!!

    Even left it out in the comments section… Unbelievable

    SMH 😒🙄

    RIP_Cheems, in How could the EU do this??
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Damn, they even included Ireland. Serves them right for wanting to mistreat the entire world.

    Numenor,

    Why would they not include Ireland?

    RIP_Cheems,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    I just thought the wouldn’t because of how much ocean there is between the two spots.

    ZombiFrancis, in How could the EU do this??

    I see two arrows leading into the UK. One across the channel and the other into NI, FFS.

    Carighan,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    Two too many, if you ask me. They wanted out, happy they are out. Maybe help Scotland separate and join the EU again, but that’s where it ends.

    wolfpack86,

    Why not liberate northern Ireland and reunite it with the rest

    bitwaba,

    Because some of the people there really wouldn’t like that.

    Zevlen,

    It’s complicated 😞…

    Guntrigger,

    There’s a smidge more nuance to that whole situation.

    InFerNo, (edited )

    I think the bottom one, at least, already exists and is the channel tunnel the Eurostar uses

    sizzler,

    Don’t like those arrows pointing at the UK, feels a bit Dad’s Army.

    wildginger, in How could the EU do this??

    Are those tunnels to ireland?

    Under the water?

    Are people not sketched out by that? That sounds terrifying

    tigeruppercut,

    The floating tunnels weren’t working out so well

    TwinTusks,
    @TwinTusks@bitforged.space avatar

    Look at the one to Cyprus

    Carighan,
    @Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

    The dotted lines are ferry routes.

    Numenor,

    I don’t see any dots motherf- zooms in …oh.

    Venicon,
    @Venicon@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Maybe with your name you should avoid the water entirely? Didn’t end so well last time…

    wildginger,

    Good god thats so much better

    Obi,
    @Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Ferries are pretty nice, we recently used them for a NL -> EN -> WA -> IE -> SCO -> NL trip and they were nice. Some of them had plenty of entertainment and felt quite nice, others a bit more run down but still fine. The best was taking the overnight ones, you sleep on board and disembark fresh and ready to go in the morning at your destination and costs less than having a separate hotel night.

    Everythingispenguins,

    Bridges, with a mid ocean interchange

    Aceticon,

    They’re long range heavy impulse air routes using catapults…

    Resol,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    The trains can fly… only to literally crash at the destination’s train station. Somehow, everyone miraculously survives every single time.

    That actually sounded way more terrorist than I wanted it to.

    Zevlen,

    Are You?

    Resol,
    @Resol@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah, everyone must live.

    Llewellyn,

    Are you spooked by La Manche tunnel? It exists.

    circasurvivor,

    “Daylight 2: Erin Go Bragh”

    Thcdenton, in Times have changed
    sockenklaus,
    @sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Which movie is it?

    Alenalda,

    Looks like 2001

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Film is way too grainy, had to be filmed sometime earlier. Maybe '65-70? We may never know.

    Barometer3689,

    Woosh. He meant 2001: a space odyssey

    JamesStallion,

    that’s a whoosherang right there.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    DoubleWooosh I know, the movie was produced in 1967

    Barometer3689,

    Oh my god. It took me a while to figure out what this meant. I guess I was wooshed while attempting to point out a non existent woosh.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    Hey it’s all good, many folks haven’t seen 2001 yet and it’s sad. Keep sharing it!

    Agent641, (edited )

    It was filmed in 2001 as evident by the title but only released in the late 1960s, thats why it looks that way.

    YeetPics,
    @YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

    That makes sense

    Psythik,

    Dude can afford to go to space but can’t afford a tablet with an OLED.

    HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in How could the EU do this??
    @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

    Wasn’t the UK govt also complaining about their tax money going into funding EU projects like this?

    Strobelt,

    No one said they didn’t want these kind of projects. They just didn’t want to have to pay for them.

    Aceticon,

    I lived in Britain during the Leave campaign and it was all about getting the benefits without the responsabilities or costs.

    In fact, the sequence of political events that lead to the Leave Referendum was Britain in the EU trying to have less and less obligations whilst keeping the benefits of Membership to the point that eventually, when the UK demanded “otherwise we have a Referedum on Leave” to not to have to abide by Freedom Of Movement into their country whilst keeping all the rest including Freedom Of Movement for Britons into other EU countries, the rest of the EU said “No!”. After this, David Cammeron was under huge pressure to do the Referendum “to show the EU” and the rest is History.

    The La-La-Land fantasism of the Leave side was always unbelievable, with everything from genuine expections of, post leave, having “Same Rights as Members With No Obligations”, to after Brexit “Other EU Nations will Follow Us Out”.

    I would say that by this point it’s clear that whatever Britain is “showing the EU” isn’t quite what was in Leaver fantasies.

    Facebones,

    I’m definitely just a dumb American but I love how apparently “What is Brexit” was the biggest UK web search the day it got approved.

    Tagger,

    To be fair that is because it was sold to the public on outright lies and the readings of a couple of unscrupulous twats.

    Johnson for example had always been pro-eu and reportedly had two articles written, one remain and one leave, and based his decision of which one to publish on which was more politically expedient for him, not on what he actually thought was better for the country.

    azertyfun, in How could the EU do this??

    The Trans-European Transport Project has been ongoing since the '90s.

    And since I was curious, here are the new guidelines adopted last week. Nothing revolutionary but an evolution in the right direction. I do find it personally interesting that the TEN-T apparently did not previously formally take into account military mobility…

    barsoap, (edited )

    TETP is just a nefarious scheme to dictate glorious typography to member states. Seriously that thing is good: Ridiculously legible and specifically so in “big font at long distances” situations, meanwhile both friendly and authoritative – exactly the kind of thing you want when asking for the way. No “yeah let me think where was that intersection” or “can’t you find your own way” but “Of course! Go straight ahead, first to the left, then the second right”.

    Now if the EU would get around to telling member states that they should learn from each other in overall traffic and urban design, and follow the best practices that they can find anywhere. Which is diplomatic language for “Do as the Dutch do”.

    therealjcdenton, in How could the EU do this??

    Petty

    FreshLight, in Times have changed

    …and I hate it

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