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Diurnambule, in Welcome to Capitalism

Refused a work proposition for X/twitter yesterday. They are recruiting for their service handling vidéo media

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t imagine why anyone but MAGA cultists would want to work for them at this point.

Diurnambule,

Yeah and when you see how they are fighting against unions in Europe, you can expect great working conditions.

DragonTypeWyvern,

“Why is this position open?”

Diurnambule,

Lol didn’t go this far, the name is confusing enought to lose time wondering if this is for twitter/X or some mystery company.

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Haha love this! Did you give them any reason why? Or just turned them down??

Diurnambule,

Nope, just told I don’t want to work for Elon when I was asking what company is this work description for. The name X is so confusing that I was wondering if this is X/twitter or if the recruiting company was trying to hide the name of their client. Took like 2-3 LinkedIn messages to be sure it was twitter/X.

kismattic,
@kismattic@lemmy.world avatar

Glad they got the feedback that people don’t want to work for the baby king! SWE here, I wouldn’t ever working for one of his companies or really any of the top tech places , but I also have full imposter syndrome so none of them would want me either 😂

Donjuanme, in Is nothing sacred?

Did they finally kill sobe? I used to chug that stuff as a kid, tried one a few years ago, not sure if it was always that sweet, or it went the way of most good indie (that was bought up by conglomerates) beverage distributors.

AHorseWithNoNeigh,
@AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I drank nothing but “Green Tea (with ginseng)” growing up.

havokdj,

Arizona?

AHorseWithNoNeigh,
@AHorseWithNoNeigh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Yes and SoBe. It was just a popular product for a lot of drink makers in the early 2000’s. Too much sugar for me now, though.

LemmyKnowsBest,

As a kid? You’re making me feel old. Sobe was invented when I was an adult.

DagonPie,
@DagonPie@kbin.social avatar

Dont worry im 30 and got called old for posting this in a discord im in.

Dee,
@Dee@lemmy.world avatar

As a 31 year old, it’s true. 30 is the mark when people are allowed to start calling you old. Welcome, tapioca is on the shelf.

Ataraxia,

I’m almost 40 and I’m sure sobe was around when I was in school

Donjuanme,

Sobe first came on my radar around 2000, imma look it up for it, because I feel you aren’t that old… Idk maybe you are old, founded in 96, bought by Pepsi in 2000.

ElderWendigo,

It was always that sweet. Everything we drank as kids was SUPER sweet, mostly still is. Once you break the sugar addiction and try those things again later the sweetness is shocking.

FireRetardant,

I quit drinking pop in my late teens to early 20s. It is genuinely difficult for me to finish a single can of pop now, no idea how I drank 2 litres of it a day as a kid without getting fat or diabetic.

GrammatonCleric, in Is nothing sacred?
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, plastic Snapple

bobs_monkey,

Those bottles were glass back in the day

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

true true, they got enshittified towards the end

Alivrah, in *Crickets*

📳

balderdash9,
damnthefilibuster, in *Crickets*

Y’all are getting them notifications??

balderdash9,
Kiwi_Girl,
@Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Here you go.

Treczoks, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

No problem. Just use a proper ad blocker, and there will be no ads that you could use to go to the loo.

elvith, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Please click verification scam to continue

criitz, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

Please drink verification can

TubeTalkerX,

mmmm that really hit the spot

joyjoy,

Now I gotta piss.

SnipingNinja, in toilet humour

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

d3m0nr4v3r,

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  • Zacryon,

    May I interest you in a (not toilet) paper I skimmed back when Covid was still a bigger issue? doi.org/10.1063/5.0013318

    In another, newer, paper (again, not the toilet kind of paper) I just found, researchers basically used lasers to see and analyze the spread of aerosol plumes after flushing: doi.org/10.1038/s41598-022-24686-5

    VulKendov,

    I am not interested in your (not toilet) papers. I’ve been doing fine so far and I believe that the health benefit is negligible and does not outweigh the impact on my quality of life.

    In other words sometimes ignorance is bliss and knowledge can be a curse, I’m not trying to be a neat freak germaphobe.

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Ignorance won’t save you when that one lucky e coli lands on your toothbrush at just the right time. My parents survived leaded gas just fine, doesn’t mean that shit’s safe.

    MeaanBeaan,

    Seriously. Is this guy just like openly pro-poop? Cause it really sounds like he’s trying to spread some poopraganda.

    I’ll see myself out.

    starman2112, (edited )
    @starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Coproganda

    Zacryon,

    Well, you might be doing fine so far. How about others who walk into your poop-plumes? Hygiene is not always only beneficial for yourself. Some easy to implement practises can go a long way. I think it’s a similar story to how we (should) regularly wash our hands, wash vegetables and fruits before eating and so on.

    samus12345, in Congrats I guess
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
    TotallyNotSpez, in *Crickets*

    .

    There you go, buddy :)

    balderdash9,
    killeronthecorner,
    @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

    Nice try Spez.

    TotallyNotSpez,

    Bröther, may I sell your private data while bombing you with ads and forcing my lousy app on you?

    MargotRobbie, in Baking seems like so much more fun
    @MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

    But I like competitive cooking shows…

    joyjoy,

    Jessie, it’s time to cook.

    bleistift2, in *Crickets*

    When you return to Lemmy and there are no new posts because you left 10 seconds ago.

    balderdash9,
    naevaTheRat, in *Crickets*

    just go to one of the more tense instances and say capitalism good/capitalism bad and you’ll have more than enough.

    Or if you’re feeling really brave write a comment about why veganism is correct literally anywhere.

    balderdash9,
    HelixDab2,

    I’d argue that the problem isn’t so much saying that you’re a vegan because X, Y, Z, but that very often vegans extend that to moral judgements about people that aren’t vegan, without accepting that there are reasons someone may not wish to be a vegan. Y’know, god forbid that you tell a vegan that you hunt your own meat, and only kill/eat invasive species that are disrupting the ecosystem, like feral pigs, or lionfish in the Gulf of Mexico.

    naevaTheRat,

    omfg it’s already happening.

    bleistift2,

    I think you might be the only person on Earth doing that.

    rustyfish, in *Crickets*
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Go into any programming community and post that you prefer Windows to Linux.

    Pistcow,

    I mean, I do. I miss Windows 7…

    SpeakinTelnet,
    @SpeakinTelnet@sh.itjust.works avatar

    98 was my favorite or more specifically 98+MSDos

    balderdash9,
    tacosanonymous,

    Go to any hexbear instance and say just about anything that might have nuance or critical thought.

    rustyfish,
    @rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

    Which ones have they been? The Chinese nationalist larping as communists or the teenage edgelords cosplaying as centrist Twitter samurai?

    Ledivin,

    Yes

    SpookyUnderwear,

    Thanks, but I prefer not to receive death threats.

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