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Saltblue, in Besides, I didn't get any

Ah yeah, the misery olimpics you can’t say shit because somehow their life is worse.

thorbot, in Didn't learn much in social studies

I’ll go back to school if this is my teacher

jenny_ball, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born
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shibas are crazy tho

ivanafterall, in Didn't learn much in social studies
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If I had a nickel.

HurlingDurling,

… I would bounce in on them bobbies

callouscomic, (edited ) in It's cheaper is what it is

The few times in my life I’ve been to therapy or counseling on times at very different ages in my life for wildly different reasons, it’s interesting that every single time, it amounted to them nicely asking me to let it go. Just stop letting whatever IT is affect you. Thanks asshole. How is that a fucking career?

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

Better than my experiences.

Which involved one laughing at me, and telling me to stop being silly and be serious when I was being serious.

and the other one being a christnut that, in their christlike duty, decided to bilk me for a few thousand dollars before telling me I needed to go to church and submit to jesus, because being a godless heathen was why i had my problems.

edit.

Not tryin to gate keep ya or play who has the best misery, to be clear. Just sympathizing.

rainerloeten, (edited )
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Where do you live? I’m asking because my experience couldn’t be more different and I’m in Germany.

I’m also a man, went to therapy and my therapist was just fantastic! She could relate to me, gave excellent advice etc., really changed my life for the better.

PS: of course I didn’t have go anything or so, just if I’d miss a session ^^ (in theory, but even 30m late to a 50m session was still fine hehe)

SuddenDownpour,

Not the person you asked, but I’m from Spain and I’ve had a fairly similar experience.

theodewere, in Xi Jinping wants to: 📍Know your location
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people with those phones should search for things like: renal disease, liver failure, heart palpitations, etc. on a regular basis.. that way the CCP's AI will flag you as undesirable for the organ harvesting system..

Venat0r,

Because being categorised for the slave labour system is so much better… 😅

theodewere,
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might give you just the chance you need to escape to the hinterlands and join the Resistance

Fades, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

There are ways around that, for example I watch my Plex server on an Apple TV and there is an option that will reduce loud sounds so I can hear dialogue without being blasted away at other parts

Gradually_Adjusting, in *Grabs popcorn*
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We’re a revolting people, you see

LinkOpensChest_wav, in *Grabs popcorn*

I’m sick of it too as an American. Let’s give the land back now.

ivanafterall,
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I'd give back my portion, but I don't own any of it either.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Same, but unfortunately my ancestors did own a bit. Also, I think we’d all be better off if we returned it.

Thcdenton,
threethan, in Utterly insane

Not saying that the punishment is proportional, but this guy isn’t exactly a hero.

Team Executor stole open source code from the Atmosphere project and then sold it as SXOS with added DRM that could permanently brick systems.

yamanii,
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Yeah but not “30% of his income for the rest of his life” evil, even more so since I think he wasn’t even a dev on the project but just a web master for their site.

768, in Besides, I didn't get any

woke

Venat0r, in Xi Jinping wants to: 📍Know your location

Xi Jinping knows your location already…

pettend, in The Fediverse when Facebook goes for the 3E attack
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h3mlocke, in Utterly insane

Nintendo is fucking C A N C E L L E D! Lmao

Annoyed_Crabby, in *Grabs popcorn*

Ahh shit, call the survey corps.

balderdash9,

Sie sind das Essen und wir sind die Jäger!

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