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ipkpjersi, in I just have to get this frying pan...

Sometimes the side quests feel less forced than the main quests, so I tend to enjoy that about them.

ininewcrow, (edited ) in I just have to get this frying pan...
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

If it looks stupid but it works … it isn’t stupid

the older I get, the more I absolutely do not care what anyone thinks about what I do

anubis119, in title

Hypothetical: do you leave your triplet infants in the unsupervised car to return the cart a minute away as to not be deemed an animal by people that didnt see your kids, or do you return the cart then try to carry three infats back and put them in the car? Not everything is black and white.

Clarke311,

Buckle your kids in lock your doors. Walk it to the nearest secure spot (where it won’t roll). Return to car.

anubis119,

I agree with this. Safe spot is nearest pothole/planter not in the way of other cars. The whole idea that if you don’t return them to the corral makes you subhuman, my horse ain’t that high folks.

bratosch,

Don’t go shopping with your fucking triplets

xX_fnord_Xx,

If the amount of children you have spawned gives you reason to act as a lesser human being, you need to question your motives, not society.

finkrat,

Parenting can be pretty fucking hard and people should be more gracious or at least understanding with parents for it. Not justifying asshole behavior but just know that they may not be as able to be their best self in that moment.

RagingRobot, in title

I used to work bringing in carts at a store and it was the best part of my job. I see this as just a cost of doing business for these giant stores that need carts to begin with, although I always put my cart back. I can understand if the thing is way far away though. Who cares? Let them pay someone a fair wage to keep track of them. We know that will never happen though so you need to bring it back to be considerate to other shoppers. Giving the store free labor lol

pantyhosewimp,

Thanks for saying this. Folks that get enraged at the cart thing have something else going on emotionally they need to deal with. Like, the world is out of their control and it’s going to shit so their mind goes to exerting any sort of control it possibly can in order to compensate for their general powerlessness. What we need to do is think hard how to affect what change we can and do that and learn to let go of stuff outside our influence.

monkeyslikebananas2,

Same! I loved just putting on headphones and walking around the parking lot collecting carts.

I don’t put the carts back because it was fun for me and I am giving that me an additional 2 minutes out of the building to just not listen to a Karen complaining at checkout.

Lemminary, in Not even worth its time.
yuki2501, in I just have to get this frying pan...
@yuki2501@lemmy.world avatar

The witcher?

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

What I’m referencing with the title? Absolutely. Couldn’t get into the games personally but the side quest about the lady and her pan cracks me up.

MacNCheezus, in title
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Instructions unclear, nailed shopping cart to the wall

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/c3686170-e093-4904-85d3-b57e7be2285e.jpeg

wieson,

Schau wie sie dieses ausgestopfte Gittertier zugerichtet haben D:

AngryCommieKender,

I don’t see a stuffed animal?

wieson,

There is a bit of German internet lore here. Shopping carts are called Gittertiere (grille animals). And there’s also a community Gittertiere on feddit.de where we post grille animals in the wild, living their natural lives (abandoned shopping carts).

This grille animal was “stuffed”, more accurately translated to taxidermied, which I expressed my sadness about.

AngryCommieKender,

Gotcha, thanks for the explanation. That’s pretty funny :)

LemmyKnowsBest, in title

Grumbling this to myself for the thousandth time in a Costco parking lot, I looked out at the sea of parked cars and realized that the majority of people probably DO put their carts away responsibly, otherwise the dozen carts I saw askew would’ve been a hundred-fold.

Supervisor194, in title
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

I return my cart if they have returns conveniently placed near where I am parked, but otherwise my feelings are well summed up by Zorg.

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Zorg was an asshole, and his story about the broken glass is a fallacy. (Look up: ‘parable of the broken window’)

If it’s too inconvenient to return the cart after borrowing it from the store, then don’t borrow it.

Supervisor194, (edited )
@Supervisor194@lemmy.world avatar

I didn’t borrow it, it was provided to me as a service for consideration. The consideration is the not-insignificant markup on all the food I bought from them.

The practical reality is you will never get 100% participation in cart returning and the store will therefore always need people to run the parking lot. They know this, I know this, everybody knows this. Since this is the reality, you pay for the employee to return your carts whether you politely return them or not. Or did you imagine that the grocery store provides carts for everyone out of their deep-seated sense of altruism?

lntl, in title

fuck cars

cyberpunk007,

Found the city dweller with a wicked transit system.

kattenluik,

Found the person who doesn’t believe in change or will only talk about how it doesn’t apply to rural America!

techognito,
@techognito@lemmy.world avatar

Found the person who think that only America have rural areas with terrible transit.

Kusimulkku,

Rural areas all over face the issue of public transit being infeasible either because distances and/or cost. It’s an actual issue.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What change do you expect to happen in America on this front in, say, the next 10 years?

TheGrandNagus,

Not just America. There are non-urban places everywhere.

Ringmasterincestuous, in title

lol - these comments…

What the fuck rocks….

satans_crackpipe, in title

Hey buddy, when I go to a waffle house bathroom and find a discarded needle I don’t make a huge fuss.

I think what I’m trying to say it comes with the territory.

wabafee, (edited ) in title
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Here in Philippines its expected for you to leave it be at the parking spot. Someone from the Mall/ Supermarket management will return it. There is someone doing a dedicated job for it. Not sure if it’s a bad courtesy in here. But you would be probably robbing someone’s job for it. The same is also with going up and down with elevators. Though not common in office buildings. I guess this probably started in USA as a cost saving idea for the companies, similar to how they convince us that jaywalking is bad and not tipping is bad.

TheSealStartedIt,

In Europe the carts are chained together. You have to put in a coin (50c, 1 or 2€) to get one. You get the money back we you bring it back to the chain. No big deal. Everyone brings their cart back. No idea why American supermarkets refuse to do this…

azertyfun,

Where I live more and more supermarkets don’t do this, especially since the pandemic. The coin mechanisms are expensive to maintain, and it turns out that the overwhelming majority of people were raised correctly and will return the cart anyway. Where else would you put the cart anyway? In the parking lane? Surely maneuvering your car around a stray shopping cart can’t be more convenient than just putting the cart back!

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

There is still someone that grabs them. They are just collected in one place rather than looking everywhere for them. It also makes it better for people with nicer cars that don’t run the risk of random carts hitting their car.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Keeping demeaning, low-paying jobs for the sake of those jobs existing so someone desperate can take them is peak late-stage capitalism.

wabafee, (edited )
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe? not sure we’re even that stage yet in Philippines. Is it really demeaning? Maybe that is in your view. I think the people manning those probably don’t think so.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The people manning those would probably prefer a less humiliating job for better pay.

wabafee, (edited )
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Better pay yes everyone prefers that, as for the job itself is humiliating not sure about that. Maybe it’s a cultural thing that I’m not getting. If the job pays you to grab carts and put it in their place and pays fair enough then what is humiliating for that? Let’s imagine taste testers for dog food is that job humiliating if it pays well? What would be humiliating is if the job like putting carts to their right place requires you to be a college graduate and they pay low. Maybe that is what your referring.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes. Being out in any weather taking care of something because other people are too lazy to do so is humiliating. I have no idea why you think it isn’t.

And are they really getting paid fairly? If I looked up the pay of someone who returns carts, would it be a comparable wage to someone sitting in an office all day despite it being a much more physically demanding job?

Because otherwise, I think you and I have very different definitions of “fairly.”

wabafee,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Fair enough, I looked into average office clerk salary and a bagger. They don’t seem to be far off though probably way low compared to USA standard.

ph.indeed.com/career/bagger/salaries?from=top_sb

ph.indeed.com/career/office-clerk/salaries

finkrat,

What’s humiliating about being a cart manager? It’s a need and most folks generally appreciate it. My buddy was one for a while and he was able to maintain his physical fitness while feeling like he was able to genuinely help others, it was really only the poor pay that was a problem.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I just told you what’s humiliating about it- Being forced to work in all kinds of weather doing something only because people are too rude to do it themselves. I’m glad your buddy didn’t find ingratiating himself to people who are richer and more successful than him humiliating, but in general, most people would. Maybe he should look into becoming a butler.

finkrat,

Are you too proud to handle customers or something?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“Handle customers” and “clean up after lazy, entitled customers” are two very different things.

finkrat,

Not always

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes always. Handling customers is doing things like helping them with their purchases. Not cleaning up their messes after they’re already gone.

possiblylinux127,

Look the average age of those jobs. Its basically all kids who are out of school for the summer or holidays

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

So no one puts carts away the rest of the time?

littlebluespark, in I never learn my lesson
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

“No one should have to meet their hero.”, and even less so: fellow fans.

Buddahriffic,

Think of the poor heroes that have to meet their fans.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Solution: nobody meets anyone. Done.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Calm down there, edgelord
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The call of the void gets me pretty bad too, Stamets

LemmyKnowsBest,

I learned about this “call of the void” on Reddit and am surprised that so many people experience this.

I don’t. Am glad I don’t. Intrusive counterproductive dangerous deadly thoughts, ugh, why? Can psychotherapy cure people from having such thoughts?

dynamo,

Dafuq? You don’t? Man, this is that whole lack of inner monologue / afantasia thing all over again

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yup I’ve never experienced intrusive thoughts, so apparently it’s not a universal thing that all humans experience. I do have an inner monologe though, and I do visualize people’s faces in my mind, so please don’t diagnose me with aphantasia.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, you jump off one cliff and it’s fun and suddenly your body thinks all that dangerous deadly shit is gonna be wild I dunno that’s how it started with me. Now all the cliffs look fun even if there isn’t a safe landing spot unders and all the voids start looking more and more exciting. Go fig.

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